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drtmr
This is not how we build international socialism...
Muunk
I don't recall saying it exactly like that. But yes.
wambu
"Date With a Fat Dick" coming to theaters in March 2024.
RalphH
And so the young man was enlightened.
mrbadxampl
monk knows what's what
Muunk
True
A5tor
Oh. So my "social life" is like a date farm. :(
Rookvlees
What kind of bullshit date is that? According to Wikipedia, “Date palms can take 4 to 8 years after planting before they will bear fruit, and start producing viable yields for commercial harvest between 7 and 10 years.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_palm
xStook
I always harvest my dates...... organs
Subsound
Rude, get their bank account info first
JamShady
Which is why it's such a big deal when Israelis destroy the date trees that Palestinians still harvest
TsubakiTragic
I agree. I've designed my garden and planted things that will take 50 years to look how I envisage. I don't have that long.
ivymantled69
A man joins a monastery that maintains a vow of silence - the monks are only allowed to speak a few words to the abbott every 5 years. When 5 years eventually pass, the man says to the abbott 'Bed hard.' 5 years pass and when the man meets the abbott again he says 'Food cold.' 15 years after joining the monastery the man says to the abbott 'I quit.' The abbott replies 'I'm not surprised. You've been complaining ever since you got here.' *Ba-dum Tish!*
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
kickarr
RElGNMAN
NotAHugeSpider
And yet no mention of the forward-thinking monk that planted those penis seeds 18 years earlier so there'd be fat dicks to eat?
deegeeeeez
People who only act in ways that benefit themselves solely are FUCKING TRASH. - Buddha, probably
RetrogradeLlama
Philosophy of the ages.
charondaboatman
Shock the monk.
a2s2020
Fox the Fox
callmenowforyourfreepsychicreading
And that monk was Albert Einstein
PrinceUlysses
[Everyone on the bus claps]
Lucallia
The one that didn't kill himself?
a2s2020
No, the one on Welcome Back Kotter
cobacalao
Date palm 🙈
Subsound
Palm fruit or dates?
I use palm oil...
CaptainThePirate
That monk grows herb.
a2s2020
But, like, slooowly
SomeDetroitGuy
Date trees produce fruit in 4 to 8 years.
westellar
I am immensely disappointed. They sounded so cool...
Dracology
Yeah like a quick google shows that. 4-8 years and 7-10 years of producing dates. Those who plant dates probably always harvest dates.
GOAE
Even if it took 100 years, on a plantation you can just harvest previously planted date trees unless they only plant once per 100 years. Chances are you'd both plant and harvest each season to keep a steady supply fruiting.
Raecracy123abc
And here I had my suspicion this wasn't right at the "eat fat dick kid" part
ForTheLoveofGodAndAllThatIsHolyMyAnusIsBleeding
Your suspicion is misguided here. I quick google search will show you that many people will, in fact, eat a fat dick.
Raecracy123abc
haha, that made me laugh out loud. +1
getadogupya
I should become a monk.
HandoB4Javert
HandoB4Javert
Tom later wrote about his time in the monastery in his autobiography “Who on Earth is Tom Baker?” https://www.tombakerofficial.com/biography/excerpts-from-toms-autobiography/excerpt-from-chapter-8/
SheepySleepySmuggler
Because of your ability to harness the energy that flows through your body?
NotAHugeSpider
JohnBigboote74
getadogupya