Jan 18, 2020 8:20 AM
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woodworking
furniture
creative
tattoogigolo
Jokes on them. I already eat in bed.
thereisagifforeverythingisntthere
Max weight capacity 30 pounds
YukonFox
I'm way too lazy for something like that
MacAwesome
But will the bed be long enough for tall people?
JuicyShaqMeat
Yeah but what if you shit the bed? You'd have to shit where you eat. Never a good idea...
Carefuler
If you're shitting your bed you got problems. You need to get that checked out.
Paddychu
All these fold out things seem great until the 10th time you have to do it. Then you realise you wish you had just bought regular versions.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
The more functions your furniture has, the less living space you need, which leads to less consumption and more economic freedom. I promise.
shimmernshine
10/10 would lose a finger.
Longgiffgoodnight
First you eat then you take a nap
PimpEastwood
I want to buy that now. Give me
Mrmcsteelyabeech
Doot motherfucker
LordHopkins9211
.
vicesat
But the mattress is the same size as the table.
dreadpiratekhan
Guest bed and extra card table.... Want. Where buy??
jf0122
I want one!
gatnelo
SOURCE PLEAAAASEEE i need this item
Monoroth
So this is transformniture
CaramelRhapsody
This would be great for a studio apartment!
Shibre
?1
Jimmyflame
Need wider bed
775494
Looks like a real comfortable mattress
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
That'll be 7000 dollars.
Sorvadi
rto2793
Nice. Where do you store mattress?
Juicytoast
Landlords be like "this is your all in one; living room, dining room, bedroom."
maincarrot
And wears out in a month. I like these kinds of pieces of furniture, but really makes.me wonder how long they last if used often.
outerreg
In NYC, that might cost you $3K
Itwasonlyakitchenfire
Welcome to NYC.
ChlebaNamazanejHovnem
That's called a studio apartment and start at $3000 in Boston
DrinkingPenguin
It's called a studio, thank you.
PerpetuityPhoto
If I can't fit a 10x20 backdrop and lighting, it's not a Studio, it's a Closet.
MellifluousJoker
There's also a shitter underneath
RabidDingo
My only dislike is where do the cushions go when the bed is folded down?
T0mat0s9
And gotta be uncomfortable to sleep on
vkmi
Where do you keep the mattress when it's a table?
desolatorx
Your neighbors place
EngineerSeer
you dig a hole and store it there.
mycatsnameischinesefood
On top of the table obviously
scroobiusgav
"right in my fucking way" is where it would 100% end up.
Maaatth
wheredoisign
elsewhere
Klingon00
“It’s so compact!” (Except for the mattress).
theguywiththevoice
In a rectangular stack that you use as a chair.
You glue it to your back
xVVitch
Closet?
Etal10001
Yea my first thought.
andachairaswell
You don't. You politely ask guests to BYO matress
ANastyComment
So you can sleep like a baby on that carcass and they can go fuck them self with a shitty mattress
dspillett
You see the mattress unfolded from a cube at the end. Doesn't look like it takes much space and perhaps it could e used to sit on. [1/?]
Doesn't look like a particularly comfortable mattress though. [2/2]
NotTinyPancakes
None of these sorts of furniture are, you pay for the novelty and convenience not comfort.
TwoBadMiloshDead
So your guests don't overstay their welcome.
RUUUUNitsTODDZIRAAAAH
That look uncomfortable as fuck
chiud12
Wonder what the weight capacity is. Wonder if the rail over time will start to warp
Iamnotacreativeman
You can sleep on the table
EzraFell
Neat. How much does it weigh and how much does it cost?
FluffyFluff
Too little and too much.
casbott
IMadeThisAccountForDots
Yes.
jermprobably
Man, I was really hoping for an actual reply to your question, I'd love one of these.
steve1907
I remember asking the same about your mom!
Because your own was too heavy and expensive!
itsahorse
150 pounds
wubbalubbadubdubtangclan
1 & 2 i believe
Itsnotmeitsyew
Anyone else hear that on an Arnie kindergarten cop voice?
DrKriegersClone
And how delicate is it once a person's weight sits or lies on it?
silentsuspekts87
Yes this is quite the ideal bed for new condos now days
poets
None of your business and if you have to ask you can't afford it.
IMarriedAGinger
I, too, am a fan of the ZJ
pinhero
Tree muddy funking fiddy
HanginintherelikeEpstein
If i can afford it, its not well built.
ValentineN
It's office furniture, so probably a lot.
PorneliusHubertII
Too much and too much
Slattefors
At least 5.
whywouldyoureadsuchalongusername
Well you're not wrong
doubleyouexwhyandz
7
drdeath1333
Everything
LoudAngryJerk
many, and much.
CreepyPhlox
Less than a bed, coffee table, and dining room table combined I imagine.
canihazthisname
32
frogsnot
A lot.
tzk132
$3.50
damnitjanit
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Bibes
Get lost you giant crustacean from the paleolithic era!
PilauPokemon
God dammit Loch Ness Monster trying to sell me tables!
waqaashussain88365
£650 in the walnut 850 in gloss.
YouRadicalizedMe
Gross
HerrHat
link?
Me lol I own the big factory that makes stuff like that. Il copy it. UK only. Company is Lush ltd
NotNotDeadpool
Wait. Gloss what? Why would the wood cost less?
DeKetsendeRechter
Cause wood is expensive and glass is less expensive
badjanet
Usually wood veneer is pretty cheap, even for high end woods. High gloss needs a skilled person to polish the finish to achieve the look.
The wood isnt real wood it's 18mm mdf or chipboard with a colour film pressed on and edged. Matt is cheaper then gloss
The gloss film is 1mm thick and more expensive then the matt wood grain which is 0.6 thick and cheaper to buy and produce.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
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Commentsaboutyourusername
Henlo fren
tattoogigolo
Jokes on them. I already eat in bed.
thereisagifforeverythingisntthere
Max weight capacity 30 pounds
YukonFox
I'm way too lazy for something like that
MacAwesome
But will the bed be long enough for tall people?
JuicyShaqMeat
Yeah but what if you shit the bed? You'd have to shit where you eat. Never a good idea...
Carefuler
If you're shitting your bed you got problems. You need to get that checked out.
Paddychu
All these fold out things seem great until the 10th time you have to do it. Then you realise you wish you had just bought regular versions.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
The more functions your furniture has, the less living space you need, which leads to less consumption and more economic freedom. I promise.
shimmernshine
10/10 would lose a finger.
Longgiffgoodnight
First you eat then you take a nap
PimpEastwood
I want to buy that now. Give me
Mrmcsteelyabeech
Doot motherfucker
LordHopkins9211
.
vicesat
But the mattress is the same size as the table.
dreadpiratekhan
Guest bed and extra card table.... Want. Where buy??
jf0122
I want one!
gatnelo
SOURCE PLEAAAASEEE i need this item
Monoroth
So this is transformniture
CaramelRhapsody
This would be great for a studio apartment!
Shibre
Jimmyflame
Need wider bed
775494
Looks like a real comfortable mattress
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
That'll be 7000 dollars.
Sorvadi
rto2793
Nice. Where do you store mattress?
Juicytoast
Landlords be like "this is your all in one; living room, dining room, bedroom."
maincarrot
And wears out in a month. I like these kinds of pieces of furniture, but really makes.me wonder how long they last if used often.
outerreg
In NYC, that might cost you $3K
Itwasonlyakitchenfire
Welcome to NYC.
ChlebaNamazanejHovnem
That's called a studio apartment and start at $3000 in Boston
DrinkingPenguin
It's called a studio, thank you.
PerpetuityPhoto
If I can't fit a 10x20 backdrop and lighting, it's not a Studio, it's a Closet.
MellifluousJoker
There's also a shitter underneath
RabidDingo
My only dislike is where do the cushions go when the bed is folded down?
T0mat0s9
And gotta be uncomfortable to sleep on
vkmi
Where do you keep the mattress when it's a table?
desolatorx
Your neighbors place
EngineerSeer
you dig a hole and store it there.
mycatsnameischinesefood
On top of the table obviously
scroobiusgav
"right in my fucking way" is where it would 100% end up.
Maaatth
wheredoisign
elsewhere
Klingon00
“It’s so compact!” (Except for the mattress).
theguywiththevoice
In a rectangular stack that you use as a chair.
Longgiffgoodnight
You glue it to your back
xVVitch
Closet?
Etal10001
Yea my first thought.
andachairaswell
You don't. You politely ask guests to BYO matress
ANastyComment
So you can sleep like a baby on that carcass and they can go fuck them self with a shitty mattress
dspillett
You see the mattress unfolded from a cube at the end. Doesn't look like it takes much space and perhaps it could e used to sit on. [1/?]
dspillett
Doesn't look like a particularly comfortable mattress though. [2/2]
NotTinyPancakes
None of these sorts of furniture are, you pay for the novelty and convenience not comfort.
TwoBadMiloshDead
So your guests don't overstay their welcome.
RUUUUNitsTODDZIRAAAAH
That look uncomfortable as fuck
chiud12
Wonder what the weight capacity is. Wonder if the rail over time will start to warp
Iamnotacreativeman
You can sleep on the table
EzraFell
Neat. How much does it weigh and how much does it cost?
FluffyFluff
Too little and too much.
casbott
IMadeThisAccountForDots
Yes.
jermprobably
Man, I was really hoping for an actual reply to your question, I'd love one of these.
steve1907
I remember asking the same about your mom!
ANastyComment
Because your own was too heavy and expensive!
itsahorse
150 pounds
wubbalubbadubdubtangclan
1 & 2 i believe
Itsnotmeitsyew
Anyone else hear that on an Arnie kindergarten cop voice?
DrKriegersClone
And how delicate is it once a person's weight sits or lies on it?
silentsuspekts87
Yes this is quite the ideal bed for new condos now days
poets
None of your business and if you have to ask you can't afford it.
IMarriedAGinger
I, too, am a fan of the ZJ
pinhero
Tree muddy funking fiddy
HanginintherelikeEpstein
If i can afford it, its not well built.
ValentineN
It's office furniture, so probably a lot.
PorneliusHubertII
Too much and too much
Slattefors
At least 5.
whywouldyoureadsuchalongusername
Well you're not wrong
LordHopkins9211
.
doubleyouexwhyandz
7
drdeath1333
Everything
LoudAngryJerk
many, and much.
CreepyPhlox
Less than a bed, coffee table, and dining room table combined I imagine.
canihazthisname
32
frogsnot
A lot.
tzk132
$3.50
damnitjanit
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o85xHi4t2UsuIY9QA/source.gif
Bibes
Get lost you giant crustacean from the paleolithic era!
PilauPokemon
God dammit Loch Ness Monster trying to sell me tables!
waqaashussain88365
£650 in the walnut 850 in gloss.
YouRadicalizedMe
Gross
HerrHat
link?
waqaashussain88365
Me lol I own the big factory that makes stuff like that. Il copy it. UK only. Company is Lush ltd
NotNotDeadpool
Wait. Gloss what? Why would the wood cost less?
DeKetsendeRechter
Cause wood is expensive and glass is less expensive
badjanet
Usually wood veneer is pretty cheap, even for high end woods. High gloss needs a skilled person to polish the finish to achieve the look.
waqaashussain88365
The wood isnt real wood it's 18mm mdf or chipboard with a colour film pressed on and edged. Matt is cheaper then gloss
waqaashussain88365
The gloss film is 1mm thick and more expensive then the matt wood grain which is 0.6 thick and cheaper to buy and produce.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
5
Commentsaboutyourusername
Henlo fren