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iamthisguy247
They used to hurt my fingers so bad I could have Charged them with Battery.
stefanyx
i'm 21 years old so i can say im a '90 kid but this is something that i have never seen in my life, please explain
MeSoMerry
I could think of worse things to ready
ICanHadouken
This always hurt my fingers, but I would keep doing it.
MsKatieMarie
I'M SQUEEZING SO HARD AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING. GODDAMN IT.
ohlookapenny
"that's what she said"
cScottVance
My body is ready
tigerbone
I remember these used to get hot and used to put them on the back of my hands.
JackNovius
"Not high enough" *Squeezes harder* *Ten minutes later* "Jack why are you screaming?" *Whole room is shaking* "I HAVE THE POWER!" *100%*
leaflock
Replying to this so i can come back and enjoy it in the future.
Cobaltios
Oh god xD. Why am I laughing so hard XD!
Jaer
This made me laugh out the chex in my mouth LOL
zenunchucks
Remarkable.
JediRedBeard
I enjoyed that story.
CaptainZappBrannigan
The damn corner one was impossible.
rockinertia
I wondered where those went....
TheBrazilianStig
Can someone post a comment explaining this goddamn thing for me?!
Superfastsheep
I should add to WHOYOUFITNATRY's comment by saying this process required unrelented massive pressure from one's fingertips to get a reading.
There are two separate portions of the battery that you have to press on at the same time. After a few seconds, the black bar (1/2)
will tell you how much life is left in the battery (2/2)
wellwhatdoyouknow
I'm confused.
LolliDallasMultiPass
I forgot about those! I'm glad they came back before I remembered them and started to miss them!
ColonelCain
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Abaddon2501
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
TokiToxic
I'll need an adult..
xrobiie
I am an adult.
hx50
I always preferred the tester in the package... or the tried and tested 9 volt strategy of licking them... any other youngest siblings here?
WatchaGotThere
My mom tricked us into licking them, so there's that..
sarahrahrahrah
Only child. My father decided his daughter should lick 9 volt batteries all the time. Got him back with my therapy bills during college.
weirdcalculator
The tongue test never really bothered me. Everything just tastes extra metallic for a second. No big deal.
brassknucklenerd
As an older sibling... mwaaa haa haa haa haaaaa...
monkeytits
whats a 9v battery and a womans arsehole got in common? you know you shouldent but sooner or later you will lick one to see what happens.
That was my dear husband on my account. Thanks for that insight honey! x
HeyFoxymophandlemamaThatsMe
I used the licking test with the 5V surges in my electronics lab in college.
Sodaqueen
Please don't be lying
freshclarencee
whoever said I used my fingertips...? ;)
WillHaven
The day has come.
swaak
My 24yo manager at work discontinued similar ones because she saw only a tiny red dot at the bottom of the scale and thought they were bad.
queryable
Fact: these batteries actually feed on your pain and suffering, boosting battery life by up to 15%!
Granolaclusters
incorginito
yep this is what i was looking for. i was thinking it. i knew someone had to have posted it. well done sir/madam. well done. +1
TheLivinLegend
*shudder*
tazz421
Still the creepyist damn gif in every vers
pyraqueenofthenerds
That is the most appropriate use of that gif ever
WalkingJukebox
Creepiest AT moment ever.
NotACanadian
This invokes childhood memories.
Zaxthran
downvoters clearly aren't 90's kids
droomph
I remember having these a couple years ago so I mean…am I a 90s kid too?
Bob423
Or they're 90's kids and just hate them more than anyone else.
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
I'm from '93 - what's up with this post?
Canneverthinkofagoodname
I was born in 95 why don't I remember ?
ahabeta
or they are not from the U.S.
thebrick87
I'm 15, I remember these, and I fucking hate them.
Silenceisbliss
Same. These things are like the devils fingers... so much pain... but I finally got it to 100%...
Scorialimit
I'm 18, never seen them before, but feel a strange sense of spite for them.
nodthenbow
what are these?
ChillaAquila
Well if they weren't they'd be <13yo, I'd be surprised if they got most references on imgur.
dashopepper
If you were still shitting yourself in 1999, you were not a 90's kid.
elemeno
As someone born in 99, I hate when people my age call themselves 90s kids.
proxster
Born in the 90s≠90s kid
squirrelocaust
All we need now is 3D Doritos and Surge.
agrokraken
they still sell surge in Norway. everywhere else it was replaced with Vault. now thats gone too... :(
sharksandsentiment
I want to see some more Oreo O's
justwaxingmyweasel
BRING BACK THE SURGE 13'!
ForssFagerstrom
Get a Norwegian friend. Mine always brings back the Surge.
TheSquims
And orbitz
jesuswoah
And hot cheeto asteroids!
limegreen007
3D Doritos were the sh*tttt.
Stephanersss
3D Doritos... Never Forget
lissadollface
one word. Fruitopia!
Tolkienfan57
We have Surge now. No 3D Doritos yet. But hope is still high
cosmickittie
i'll go ahead and put JTT back up on my wall as well
erhmgur
AND DUNKAROOS!!
DarkDraega07
Oh god yissss. DO WANT.
Tiannajo
You can still buy them. I usually can find them at my local Dollar General and sometimes at Walmart.
BigUglyBear
I WILL SELL MY TESTICLES FOR A CASE OF SURGE! Yes, I am dead fucking serious.
NorwegianSheepknuller
Gotta love the Urge (Surge is called Urge in Norway and is still sold)
Don't play with me like that... are you cereal about it? You better be super cereal!!!
Efreeti
I'm uber cereal about it! http://www.buggiz.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/urge.jpg
Whoooooooolivesinapineappleunderthesea
Surge exists in Norway! i drink it all day......ALL DAY!
allboutfuckery
Omg... <3 will you send me some? please... please please please please please
i could, but its really fking expensive for posting stuff in norway. about 25usd pr kg
Owie. That is expensive as hell. :\
88usd in postage for 6l, i checked with the postoffice
ThatBitchBetterHaveMyHoney
pb Crisps from planters Oh lawdy!!
TerryGosselin
Oh my god I fucking loved 3D Doritos. I was terribly heartbroken when they took it off the market :/
HanSolo312
OH MY GOSH 3D Doritos were the shit. I used to take two of them and stick them together to make a Star Destroyer.
GarikFaceLoran
You're the best kind of person.
FistOfCuervo
+1 for Doritos 3D!
YoTimbo
+1 for +1 for Doritos 3D!
thecrayonisred
Leonaaleoleo
You push the button and get a power reading, but last time they were out the buttons were hard to push and you'd just hurt yourself trying
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
like voltage hurt?
No, more like sore fingers and bent/broken fingernails.
blewinfromstupidtown
White power indicator button shows battery's power. People like to use their nails to press on it before they buy it.
ICantFindACleverName
"White power indicator" -ha
abetterusernamewouldgetmemoreupvotes
maggiethecat
once upon a time, in a decade far far away, batteries had cool power sensors on them that you squeezed to see how much juice they had left.
it was cool. and now they're back.
ITolerateTurtles
Found the 13 year old.
Close. 19 and oblivious
magicdinosauce
I was born in 91 and had no idea what these were
So, how do you guys define "90s kids" - I believe you have been born by, like 93-94 absolute latest, really. 95-99 and you were a 90s baby.
MeArePaige
I think you have to have remembered basically the whole decade
See, I would kinda agree, but we have to give a little leeway for those actually born in the 90s. Just my opinion.
Yeah haha true.
golfing90
The paaaiiiiinnnn
virtuallyreal
and the wooonndddeerrrr!!!
Chucktanium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJsYKhEV6o0
Degbis
also "the horror, the horror"
but mostly "put your hand in the box"
EulaliaSaxons
Memories come flooding back! But I don't like those memories...
Toastyspleen
Play guitar. You'll have fingers like biceps in no time! I'm ready for these buggers now.
MrBurd
Callouses, mostly.
Well, that too.
Kabba
Hurts so much, but can't... stop... checking...
agifforalloccasions
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130610040161/metalgear/images/e/ee/20130520141042_thepain_01.png
astronomerob
Dune reference!
Put your hand in the box.
SergIsSuchHumbleSoAlwaysMuchBeautiful
Anyone wanna explain this to me? :x
cheddarhat
It was a gimmick back in the 90s. Theoretically, the meter would tell you how much power you had left, but in reality it's kinda iffy.
tiramigiu
they never stopped selling them in europe, but there is like a button you press on the side.
ShamrockFury
Your fingers hurt? Well, now your backs going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.
CheifyMcDANKk
does anyone elses fingers hurt?
CallieJones
Mine do......n't. Mine don't. That's what I meant.
Didn't think so
MyPirateNameIsShitBeard
Always +1 Happy Gilmore.
iamthisguy247
They used to hurt my fingers so bad I could have Charged them with Battery.
stefanyx
i'm 21 years old so i can say im a '90 kid but this is something that i have never seen in my life, please explain
MeSoMerry
I could think of worse things to ready
ICanHadouken
This always hurt my fingers, but I would keep doing it.
MsKatieMarie
I'M SQUEEZING SO HARD AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING. GODDAMN IT.
ohlookapenny
"that's what she said"
cScottVance
My body is ready
tigerbone
I remember these used to get hot and used to put them on the back of my hands.
JackNovius
"Not high enough" *Squeezes harder* *Ten minutes later* "Jack why are you screaming?" *Whole room is shaking* "I HAVE THE POWER!" *100%*
leaflock
Replying to this so i can come back and enjoy it in the future.
Cobaltios
Oh god xD. Why am I laughing so hard XD!
Jaer
This made me laugh out the chex in my mouth LOL
zenunchucks
Remarkable.
JediRedBeard
I enjoyed that story.
CaptainZappBrannigan
The damn corner one was impossible.
rockinertia
I wondered where those went....
TheBrazilianStig
Can someone post a comment explaining this goddamn thing for me?!
Superfastsheep
I should add to WHOYOUFITNATRY's comment by saying this process required unrelented massive pressure from one's fingertips to get a reading.
ICanHadouken
There are two separate portions of the battery that you have to press on at the same time. After a few seconds, the black bar (1/2)
ICanHadouken
will tell you how much life is left in the battery (2/2)
wellwhatdoyouknow
I'm confused.
LolliDallasMultiPass
I forgot about those! I'm glad they came back before I remembered them and started to miss them!
ColonelCain
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Abaddon2501
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
TokiToxic
I'll need an adult..
xrobiie
I am an adult.
hx50
I always preferred the tester in the package... or the tried and tested 9 volt strategy of licking them... any other youngest siblings here?
WatchaGotThere
My mom tricked us into licking them, so there's that..
sarahrahrahrah
Only child. My father decided his daughter should lick 9 volt batteries all the time. Got him back with my therapy bills during college.
weirdcalculator
The tongue test never really bothered me. Everything just tastes extra metallic for a second. No big deal.
brassknucklenerd
As an older sibling... mwaaa haa haa haa haaaaa...
monkeytits
whats a 9v battery and a womans arsehole got in common? you know you shouldent but sooner or later you will lick one to see what happens.
monkeytits
That was my dear husband on my account. Thanks for that insight honey! x
HeyFoxymophandlemamaThatsMe
I used the licking test with the 5V surges in my electronics lab in college.
Sodaqueen
Please don't be lying
freshclarencee
whoever said I used my fingertips...? ;)
WillHaven
The day has come.
swaak
My 24yo manager at work discontinued similar ones because she saw only a tiny red dot at the bottom of the scale and thought they were bad.
queryable
Fact: these batteries actually feed on your pain and suffering, boosting battery life by up to 15%!
Granolaclusters
incorginito
yep this is what i was looking for. i was thinking it. i knew someone had to have posted it. well done sir/madam. well done. +1
TheLivinLegend
*shudder*
tazz421
Still the creepyist damn gif in every vers
pyraqueenofthenerds
That is the most appropriate use of that gif ever
WalkingJukebox
Creepiest AT moment ever.
NotACanadian
This invokes childhood memories.
Zaxthran
downvoters clearly aren't 90's kids
droomph
I remember having these a couple years ago so I mean…am I a 90s kid too?
Bob423
Or they're 90's kids and just hate them more than anyone else.
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
I'm from '93 - what's up with this post?
Canneverthinkofagoodname
I was born in 95 why don't I remember ?
ahabeta
or they are not from the U.S.
thebrick87
I'm 15, I remember these, and I fucking hate them.
Silenceisbliss
Same. These things are like the devils fingers... so much pain... but I finally got it to 100%...
Scorialimit
I'm 18, never seen them before, but feel a strange sense of spite for them.
nodthenbow
what are these?
ChillaAquila
Well if they weren't they'd be <13yo, I'd be surprised if they got most references on imgur.
dashopepper
If you were still shitting yourself in 1999, you were not a 90's kid.
elemeno
As someone born in 99, I hate when people my age call themselves 90s kids.
proxster
Born in the 90s≠90s kid
squirrelocaust
All we need now is 3D Doritos and Surge.
agrokraken
they still sell surge in Norway. everywhere else it was replaced with Vault. now thats gone too... :(
sharksandsentiment
I want to see some more Oreo O's
justwaxingmyweasel
BRING BACK THE SURGE 13'!
ForssFagerstrom
Get a Norwegian friend. Mine always brings back the Surge.
TheSquims
And orbitz
jesuswoah
And hot cheeto asteroids!
limegreen007
3D Doritos were the sh*tttt.
Stephanersss
3D Doritos... Never Forget
lissadollface
one word. Fruitopia!
Tolkienfan57
We have Surge now. No 3D Doritos yet. But hope is still high
cosmickittie
i'll go ahead and put JTT back up on my wall as well
erhmgur
AND DUNKAROOS!!
DarkDraega07
Oh god yissss. DO WANT.
Tiannajo
You can still buy them. I usually can find them at my local Dollar General and sometimes at Walmart.
BigUglyBear
I WILL SELL MY TESTICLES FOR A CASE OF SURGE! Yes, I am dead fucking serious.
NorwegianSheepknuller
Gotta love the Urge (Surge is called Urge in Norway and is still sold)
squirrelocaust
Don't play with me like that... are you cereal about it? You better be super cereal!!!
Efreeti
NorwegianSheepknuller
I'm uber cereal about it! http://www.buggiz.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/urge.jpg
Whoooooooolivesinapineappleunderthesea
Surge exists in Norway! i drink it all day......ALL DAY!
allboutfuckery
Omg... <3 will you send me some? please... please please please please please
Whoooooooolivesinapineappleunderthesea
i could, but its really fking expensive for posting stuff in norway. about 25usd pr kg
allboutfuckery
Owie. That is expensive as hell. :\
Whoooooooolivesinapineappleunderthesea
88usd in postage for 6l, i checked with the postoffice
ThatBitchBetterHaveMyHoney
pb Crisps from planters Oh lawdy!!
TerryGosselin
Oh my god I fucking loved 3D Doritos. I was terribly heartbroken when they took it off the market :/
HanSolo312
OH MY GOSH 3D Doritos were the shit. I used to take two of them and stick them together to make a Star Destroyer.
GarikFaceLoran
You're the best kind of person.
FistOfCuervo
+1 for Doritos 3D!
YoTimbo
+1 for +1 for Doritos 3D!
thecrayonisred
I'm confused.
Leonaaleoleo
You push the button and get a power reading, but last time they were out the buttons were hard to push and you'd just hurt yourself trying
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
like voltage hurt?
Leonaaleoleo
No, more like sore fingers and bent/broken fingernails.
blewinfromstupidtown
White power indicator button shows battery's power. People like to use their nails to press on it before they buy it.
ICantFindACleverName
"White power indicator" -ha
abetterusernamewouldgetmemoreupvotes
maggiethecat
once upon a time, in a decade far far away, batteries had cool power sensors on them that you squeezed to see how much juice they had left.
maggiethecat
it was cool. and now they're back.
ITolerateTurtles
Found the 13 year old.
thecrayonisred
Close. 19 and oblivious
magicdinosauce
I was born in 91 and had no idea what these were
abetterusernamewouldgetmemoreupvotes
So, how do you guys define "90s kids" - I believe you have been born by, like 93-94 absolute latest, really. 95-99 and you were a 90s baby.
MeArePaige
I think you have to have remembered basically the whole decade
abetterusernamewouldgetmemoreupvotes
See, I would kinda agree, but we have to give a little leeway for those actually born in the 90s. Just my opinion.
MeArePaige
Yeah haha true.
golfing90
The paaaiiiiinnnn
virtuallyreal
and the wooonndddeerrrr!!!
Chucktanium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJsYKhEV6o0
Degbis
also "the horror, the horror"
Degbis
but mostly "put your hand in the box"
EulaliaSaxons
Memories come flooding back! But I don't like those memories...
Toastyspleen
Play guitar. You'll have fingers like biceps in no time! I'm ready for these buggers now.
MrBurd
Callouses, mostly.
Toastyspleen
Well, that too.
Kabba
Hurts so much, but can't... stop... checking...
agifforalloccasions
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130610040161/metalgear/images/e/ee/20130520141042_thepain_01.png
astronomerob
Dune reference!
Degbis
Put your hand in the box.
SergIsSuchHumbleSoAlwaysMuchBeautiful
Anyone wanna explain this to me? :x
cheddarhat
It was a gimmick back in the 90s. Theoretically, the meter would tell you how much power you had left, but in reality it's kinda iffy.
tiramigiu
they never stopped selling them in europe, but there is like a button you press on the side.
ShamrockFury
Your fingers hurt? Well, now your backs going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.
CheifyMcDANKk
does anyone elses fingers hurt?
CallieJones
Mine do......n't. Mine don't. That's what I meant.
ShamrockFury
Didn't think so
MyPirateNameIsShitBeard
Always +1 Happy Gilmore.