"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice.
Be careful with faerie rings, cause one might end up in one of the fae courts that will see you as a new [some concept that we cannot ever hope to understand]
I like the Hilda show had an episode and it's about how the kids want to see one until they find out what they're really like and the mother is terrified of them
Every time I read this, I mean, I get that with a gun you can't do shit to a mushroom, and that 'Decay' is something that all life must face... But I'm curious, fire can obliterate mushrooms down to beyond their spores and ability to maintain themselves. So using FIRE could kill it in a way that matters right? So the fact human's WIELD fire means we can kill them in the way that matters or is that the fallacy that Human's Hubris is we THINK we control Fire.... And all it takes is an unguarded /1
I think it's more that the party above ground is only part, and it permeates the dirt in such a way that we'd have to obliterate a huge amount of soil to "be sure" and just the process of digging it up would spread the spores...
A. muscaria isn't particularly lethal, although it will make you sick (it can be safely eaten if you boil it twice in water, although I don't think it tastes particularly good). Amanita phalloides, the destroying angel, is the one that will kill your liver if you eat even a little bit. And, supposedly it is in fact delicious.
I sat and watched this for several minutes before I turned the sound on. Is she the one who does a skeleton thing? Looks like same facial structure, expressions and mannerisms?
Not sure? She's done a lot of cosplay and such videos, so that could be in there among her other stuff. Voiceovers like this are a pretty common 'thing' on TikTok, etc., however, so it might be someone else. https://www.youtube.com/@MissTwisteddd
I used to think these pretty circles were because there was once one mushroom in the center and it evenly distributed its spores.
Now I think it's because there was a large plant (or tree) there and the decaying roots are helping feed the mushrooms on the outermost perimeter of their remains.
Either way I have a mushroom ring on my front lawn and I love it but I can't dance naked in it or the neighbors will get angry. : (
To my understanding... Kind of. The fruiting body is not the whole organism, it's a mat of mycelium that's underground. Like.. imagine you (starting as a spore) live underground and to reproduce you poke your dick above the soil. Once you're big enough — you've got dicks on your hands, feet, scalp all poking above ground. Yeah, you're the same organism, but you didn't start as 1 penis.
If you are in the US, you can be naked on your own property anytime you like as long as you are not doing it in an attempt to sexually arouse yourself or others. Your neighbors should just not look in your yard if it bothers them. Having said that, I would avoid being naked around children regardless.
Used to answer 911 calls from ppl complaining about the next door neighbors having sex in their own (the next door neighbors) backyard or hot-tub. Who the heck has sex in a hot tub?!? That sounds like a terrible place to have sex to me. Blech
I think it's like partly trying to join the "Mile High Club" (it's a trope), and partly because being in water and skimpily clad makes us forget things.
...things like how water is terrible at being a lubricant, for instance. : )
Close! They form those circles because it’s all one organism. The mycelium underground reach out and beak down nutrients in the soil and then grow outwards. You can usually even see this when the fruiting bodies are. The grass will be greener just outside of where the mushrooms pop up because fungus does its digestion outside of its body, letting the grass get access to the nutrients as well.
QualityPotates
You need to have completed the Lumbridge & Draynor elite diary if you want to use fairy rings without a dramen staff
ptenopus
yea but why is she naked
Iaimtomisbehave
"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things!"
v
ioncewBaroness
Even the fae don't fuck around with the mushrooms
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
CheeseborgarSoop
You have to walk backwards through the gate.
PballQhead
"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad." – Terry Pratchett
DGeneration92
Spores galores
LutraLazuli
Be careful with faerie rings, cause one might end up in one of the fae courts that will see you as a new [some concept that we cannot ever hope to understand]
JckCrw
SusiLassi
She forgot her lunar staff, duh
VashTehStampede
Skyclad?
aslum
The artist always draws her avatar naked (well unless clothes are needed for a gag).
VashTehStampede
Cool! I figured the character was doing everything in their power to open the mushroom gate.
VibratingNipples
rookie mistake, you forgot the dramen staff
delbeee
I went scrolling for this because I was gonna say it if no one else had
ironymus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_ring
PantsDrunk
Have you completed the Lost City quest? Do you have a Dramen staff or Lunar staff?
Bossco20
I like the Hilda show had an episode and it's about how the kids want to see one until they find out what they're really like and the mother is terrified of them
onecowboytoo
Nah, that is a Smurf village.
Raventhief
The mushrooms decide. https://imgur.com/A3idUIn
XuncuTheTiger
*ELBOW DROPS INTO THE CENTER LIKE FUCKING RADAGAN*
VinchVolt
This feels like a prelude to the "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" Tumblr post. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-cannot-kill-me-in-a-way-that-matters
ElChupaNuggra
Every time I read this, I mean, I get that with a gun you can't do shit to a mushroom, and that 'Decay' is something that all life must face... But I'm curious, fire can obliterate mushrooms down to beyond their spores and ability to maintain themselves. So using FIRE could kill it in a way that matters right? So the fact human's WIELD fire means we can kill them in the way that matters or is that the fallacy that Human's Hubris is we THINK we control Fire.... And all it takes is an unguarded /1
ElChupaNuggra
moment and then Fire comes for us as well? 2/2
aslum
I think it's more that the party above ground is only part, and it permeates the dirt in such a way that we'd have to obliterate a huge amount of soil to "be sure" and just the process of digging it up would spread the spores...
SithElephant
KnifeKnut
Hmm, Delicious Mushroom or Deadly Poison?
KnifeKnut
Uncle Iroh would be slightly disappointed no one got the reference.
TarynnosaurusRex
Deliciously deadly.
KnifeKnut
Crud, I misremembered, It should have been Delectable.
SithElephant
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
That looks like amanita muscaria, which is very toxic, so deadly poison, good rule of thumb is if you arent sure, leave it
SithElephant
Or ask the mushroom for help.
m0problems
A. muscaria isn't particularly lethal, although it will make you sick (it can be safely eaten if you boil it twice in water, although I don't think it tastes particularly good). Amanita phalloides, the destroying angel, is the one that will kill your liver if you eat even a little bit. And, supposedly it is in fact delicious.
SteveMND
Tible19
Giving me non binary vibes, luv it
TBackFir3
How do they see to have facial expressions of a DreamWorks character?
DandyLion23
Hey, isn't that the owl alchemist?
SteveMND
It is!
johnson442
I sat and watched this for several minutes before I turned the sound on. Is she the one who does a skeleton thing? Looks like same facial structure, expressions and mannerisms?
ChimeraGryphProduction
She's more renowned for being Juniper the Owlchemist
SteveMND
Not sure? She's done a lot of cosplay and such videos, so that could be in there among her other stuff. Voiceovers like this are a pretty common 'thing' on TikTok, etc., however, so it might be someone else. https://www.youtube.com/@MissTwisteddd
johnson442
The skeleton thing pops up here closer to Halloween every year, so I'll wait, watch, and see if anybody recognizes her in that guise.
iguessihaveto
This one?
johnson442
EXACTLY!!!
iguessihaveto
Or this?
iguessihaveto
(Not thinking they are the same person iust wondering if those were the people itching your brain)
LordKitchenersValet
I used to think these pretty circles were because there was once one mushroom in the center and it evenly distributed its spores.
Now I think it's because there was a large plant (or tree) there and the decaying roots are helping feed the mushrooms on the outermost perimeter of their remains.
Either way I have a mushroom ring on my front lawn and I love it but I can't dance naked in it or the neighbors will get angry. : (
astrangehop
To my understanding... Kind of. The fruiting body is not the whole organism, it's a mat of mycelium that's underground. Like.. imagine you (starting as a spore) live underground and to reproduce you poke your dick above the soil. Once you're big enough — you've got dicks on your hands, feet, scalp all poking above ground. Yeah, you're the same organism, but you didn't start as 1 penis.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Do it at night!
venom181st
LordKitchenersValet
I needed this in my life :, )
TalkingSnake
eggmuffin
Fuck your neighbours. In the fairy circle.
bloodtaker3
Have you invited them?
pm1001
Are you sure? Have you tried?
Silkyninja1
If you are in the US, you can be naked on your own property anytime you like as long as you are not doing it in an attempt to sexually arouse yourself or others. Your neighbors should just not look in your yard if it bothers them. Having said that, I would avoid being naked around children regardless.
Silkyninja1
Used to answer 911 calls from ppl complaining about the next door neighbors having sex in their own (the next door neighbors) backyard or hot-tub. Who the heck has sex in a hot tub?!? That sounds like a terrible place to have sex to me. Blech
LordKitchenersValet
I think it's like partly trying to join the "Mile High Club" (it's a trope), and partly because being in water and skimpily clad makes us forget things.
...things like how water is terrible at being a lubricant, for instance. : )
aslum
just have to wait til like 3am
Enoan
That's when the sprinklers come on
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Specifically 3:32am
edtsu64
LoyalToTheEnd
Make sure it’s the third Tuesday of the month
TheBunnyPants
Next to the sprinklers
Musicosity
BearcatFan
Close! They form those circles because it’s all one organism. The mycelium underground reach out and beak down nutrients in the soil and then grow outwards. You can usually even see this when the fruiting bodies are. The grass will be greener just outside of where the mushrooms pop up because fungus does its digestion outside of its body, letting the grass get access to the nutrients as well.
LordKitchenersValet
Thank you. : ) I have an above-ground-centric paradigm and failed to think of the obvious because it was in my big dirty blind spot. : )
Thesaya
Also, the fae.
Xenarion
Mushrooms are as mysterious and weird as fae.
Thesaya
This is also true.
Leithoa
Some will make you taller, some will make you smaller, and some will kill you in the most agonizing way imaginable.
Yakeshinu