RecyclopsWillHaveHisRevenge
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Apr 23, 2017 7:01 PM
RecyclopsWillHaveHisRevenge
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primarian
This kills the baby.
twistedtrucker
happyadams
Hot to tone your babies bod before they're even 0
brightintempas
You have a drunken hook up. Next day she takes this corset off, claims to be an alien and gleep glorp you're now a Dad.
DotSlashNatalie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJMHuKH6FoQ
SomeRandomNobhead
http://imgur.com/aKRufAx
EtidorhpaGanesh
Are we sure she's pregnant? I'd have guessed it was post-pregnancy, when the abdomen is still distended.
youcancallmeflowerifyouwantto
There's the intelligent response I was looking for!
dasklaus
You cannot do that with a pregnant body. These are post-baby pics.
elephantscanfly
These are for after pregnancy. Many women will still have a bigger belly which is normal, but use these to push it in lol
allotherusernamestaken89
Gwurver
"Are you okay?" "Fine, why do you ask?"
KingZullu
GeraSol13
So, that's how it got that shape.
Aerisot
One of 8 ways shown.
honestinjinwinkwink
Other ways I didn't know there were any other. Must investigate.
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
Six years later they'll show up in my office requesting testing and specialized services for this poor kid.
NeutralBullshit
Best idea ever!
KimchiQueen
Impossible for a pregnant woman, the baby etc has mass, it would have to GO somewhere - she's not a balloon
MmmCookiePoops
Im sure this is after she gave birth and wanted to suck in the post preg flab but jesus its still a scary thought
willowed
This has to be a joke.
PostPerfectThingsV2
I laughed I'm sorry lol
RecyclopsWillHaveHisRevenge
ohHiMark2000
Jesus Christ these abortions are getting out of hand
ourari
Bonsai babies are the hip new trend.
KevinGrzyb
Where the fuck...
Freytis
Dont be real, dont be real.
Tassyr
That can't be real.
LittleMit
Gotta be fake, right? I'm 6 months preggo and can't even lay on my stomachs cause it feels like my organs are coming up my throat.
pontiacgirl75
that's a post baby body, to help keep the belly in I guess so you can work out better maybe?
tuxedobob
They pretty much are.
baconstrips5
Same. That poor child if it's not fake
StAnonymous
This is what worries me about getting pregnant. I'm a belly sleeper!
mallywanders
Some women have figured out how to make a belly sleeping set up with an inner tube.
ThoughtsAndBeers
Congrats on the sex
mountainofpuppies
it's fake. no compressing that much amniotic fluid. which she seems to have a relatively large amount of.
KathrynWilliams
Can confirm
PageNo
Pretty sure that's post birth. The thighs are thinner than the first pic.
PuiPuni
Before I was ever pregnant I always thought your belly would be flexible, but it's solid and immovable. No way this is real.
ArdentSlacker
The season of being a watermelon with legs.
maethcombat6
I'm a black man and if i ever seen a black woman pull shit like this while pregnant I'll break her fingers.
BananaShip
Someone should tell them about the coat hanger trick
BarftheMawg
Somebody should have told their parents about the coat hanger trick!
WheesnawButtons
Nothin a wire hanger or trip down the stairs can't fix... I'm going straight to hell.
sarabear
I'm in my 3rd trimester and came back to upvote this comment. See ya there!
PianoMan2112
Is this even anatomically possible?
jrhawk42
I learned never assume a woman is pregnant... she might just be fat.
TheHonorableJudgeDookie
That can't be real
MooMooGoesTheFish
Pretty sure it isn't. Read some comments about this being some sort of post-birth corsett/body shaper.
pontiacgirl75
that's a after having the baby body, belly sticks out a lot for a few weeks and this thing helps keep the fat in, lol
BabyYouGotAStewGoing
This is such a horrifically bad idea. Words fail me.
cousteau
This is, most likely, satirical, or so I hope with all my might.
Joemamalina
It's not satrical. My mom did that when she was prego.
FIDLAR
Looks like it works pretty well
Stinkybutt123
Do not give FIDLAR a bad name with such a joke! You should be ashamed of your self l
FIDLAR
Fuck it dawg
NovemberHotelLima
lol I'm pretty sure this is to help your post pregnancy belly
pontiacgirl75
It's a post baby body, so it's fine to wear the compression thingy.
FauxFargoth
She's wearing the corset after the birth, to hide the excess skin.
ISaidSarcastically
Worked for my mom.
bluedragon64
If you're dumb enough to use it during a pregnancy, maybe you shouldn't be a parent...so this thing is multifunctional!
okaapi
Story time: My grandmother did this when she was young b/c she was pregnant with my uncle, but was not married with my grandfather. 1/?
okaapi
Freddy (my uncle) was born 2 weeks before he was supposed to. He has a heavy mental problem. He almost died weekly during a year. 2/?
okaapi
He is now 50 y/o, but still acts and talk like a 3y/o boy. He has temper problems, and may be violent when not talked to properly. 3/4
okaapi
Moral of the story: Don't do this. Also, christians were stupid about the whole 'sex b4 marriage".
okaapi
BTW, I'm belgian, french is my mother tongue. Sorry if I make any spelling mistakes.
OHdanger
Currently 32 weeks pregnant. That would be INSANELY uncomfortable. Not to mention how unsafe it is.
mallywanders
I feel ya. Im 33 weeks and have to have me feet apart to lean over because my belly hits my legs.
AnnieBahde
It's gotta be for after you give birth. I mean where would it go!?! It's not like just squishing intestines.
NorthWestOutdoorsman
That.......seems insanely unhealthy.
loser9999
Just for the baby
ShawnaRamsey
It's a post baby belly, they don't always go down instantly.
TheMightyKibbless
It is
Ballsackhands
When you really think about it, having your organs crowded and crushed during pregnancy is probably not great for you either. O,o
mallywanders
I have hydronephrosis from my descending colon pushing my baby/whole uterus over into my right kidney and smushing it. Super painful.
Ballsackhands
Don't know how ya gals do it. I've been lucky that one of us is sterile because pregnancy hormones alone would drive me to violence haha.
ShawnaRamsey
It's worth it. Im onto my second and calling it quits though after this lol
ShawnaRamsey
I had that with my first pregnancy. Uterus also kinked my urethra and I couldn't pee. Had nearly 3 liters of urine cathed. It was AWFUL.
heyletsbefriends
i find it kinda sad that humanity's come to the point where im only "pretty sure" this is a joke...
Sloppydrunkcatlady
It might for after the baby is born. Most women have a pouch after birth, someone women still look pregnant, it all depends
PROTECTMYVIRGINITY
Well education is lacky in black communities
Ladymeowsalot
PROTECTMYVIRGINITY
Its true lol but i hey that is my opinion (which can easily be backed up with research and polls )
GapingAnalCavity
Of course it is. Nobody wants to kill babies.
ArchMagos
Psalms 137:9 says differently.
ishotjfktwice
Yeah but it also says some stuff about shrimp being an abomination somewhere in there so best to take it with a grain of dead baby or salt
Wanderingchiron
Of "corset" is. How did you miss that opportunity?
DoublevBomb
Infanticide was a pretty common human practice for a very long time, it'll take a while to go away.
gryphoemia
i do!
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Yeah! Everyone take their advice from Gaping Anal Cavity!
heyletsbefriends
what a blissful world you live in, if you can honestly say that is what you think. besides, desire is not necessary, stupidity is enough.
cuap
Think he was being sarcastic mate
MrDeadsr
I think it's fake but that it will give idiots ideas
pinkahboo
There is nothing new under the sun sweetie
TammySilverwolf
'come to this point'? Where've you been for the last few hundred thousand years? (Not browsing imgur obvs. Pleb.) <3 :)
SsSsSs111112232
You know that there are more than 1 million slaves in the world right now? for real
sheepking1
I would pivots this comment. But it's at 699 and I don't want to ruin that.
WhenIdiedeletemymemes
Truth
lonelylinguist
Nope. Maternity corsets were a thing in the Victorian era as well. http://www.mdhs.org/costumeblog/?p=653
Illthinkofausernamelater
Yeah, but they were trying to end the pregnancy with that.
lonelylinguist
Granted, this particular image might be a joke, I dunno, but there is historical precedent.
valkrez
WAT
merr916
I learned something today! Thanks!
MayorMcWeed
Well that's bad.
votress
yea but even those ones were not like that pic. they didn't suck a 9m preggo belly into nothingness.
imightbeawesome
Those corsets were more to make sure the woman didn't fall apart because of the corset training, rather than to actually hide the pregnancy.
Illthinkofausernamelater
If you actually read the article it says that it was meant to make women miscarry. It was and abortion corset.
tipitiwitchet
Well that was the idea anyway. A lot of lower class women would get fired for being pregnant so they wore tight corsets to hide it
imightbeawesome
Good to know
SomewhatOxygenated
You don't ever, ever want to ascociate your product with the words "It was a thing in the victorian era"
SpecimenSpiff
Water.
SomewhatOxygenated
You mean the toxic sludge that floated down the Thames, or the stuff that was causing cholera left and right?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
There a big group of corset enthusiasts out there who'd disagree with you.
Muffyns
was food ok?
Anononononon
Well Victorian times mainly british...sooo....
LupusIgnis
Bakers would cut the wheat flour with chalk to lower price.
RotationOfTheEarth
humans
TsunamiJohn
Hipsters
SomewhatOxygenated
Yes, selling humans was a thing in Victorian times...
SlutacularMuffin
This is just a waist trainer i own the blue version of this. It can help with making your body go back to a more normal look after birth.
MooMooGoesTheFish
okay. that's a relief.
SomersetMaggie
Ohhh so she probably just HAD the baby. K good
SlutacularMuffin
so yes it is a joke :D
Ladymeowsalot
How do waist trainers work? If you're game to share, I'm interested in your honest perspective!
affinityoftime
These are "fajas", not corsets. They're basically non-breathable Spanx. They squeeze you like a sausage & make you sweat. All in all, bad.
affinityoftime
Any weight lost from the extra sweating will just pack right back on when you re-hydrate. Unlike a corset, they don't focus on your (2/?)
affinityoftime
waist, meaning you get all-over compression, which can be uncomfortable, if not dangerous. Fajas should not be worn for weightloss or (3/?)
SlutacularMuffin
For me, I use it for extra sweating, the regular sweat band are too bulky. And the aid with keeping a better posture when i work out /?
SlutacularMuffin
also helps with keep my core better engaged. I dont go too tight for body reshaping. I also used it after my apendectomy.
Lunavalve
I have been dying to know if these work! had surgery in a similar region. Got nerve damage from it so.1/?