dreikommavierzehn
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No I'm not dancing in my flat
come on, don't act like it's not a big deal
Apr 4, 2019 5:39 PM
dreikommavierzehn
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come on, don't act like it's not a big deal
tred1975
it was the girl behin you she smiled to
OhTheySayThisUsernameIsNotTaken
dude, my dentist (f) said i have nice teeth.
Iliketosaynoalot
I was shopping the other day and this old lady came up to me and said "I hope you dont get blown away in that wind, you tall glass of water"
mercbrit
I was called “a looker” the other day. Well, voyeur was the actual word they used but hey!
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zrobacov
Dude, a girl called me handsome like three days ago and have yet to stop smiling about it.
dreikommavierzehn
That's great! Direct that smile at people and you might get lucky again
jingo11
Yup...She definitely wants to harvest your organs
dreikommavierzehn
is that what they mean by having to compromise in relationships?
donttouchmyfork
Rule 32: Enjoy the little things.
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TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Rule 32 is "You must have pictures to prove your statements"