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Sounds kind of like motivating yourself, but good for him
I received a 27¢ tip from a man because I tried to take his plate that clearly had three hot wings still on it. I do not know what I was thinking.
Iplaybadguys
#12 I received a 25¢ tip once, and from that point on, whenever I saw that guy, he got water, his food, and ZERO more service from me lol
blaghart
If you arent willing to use violence to protect your rights, they arent rights theyre privileges
McBzz
#26 hairstyle OR glasses, never both.
BlackMaximal
#5
Hell yeah! \o/
ThoseRulesArentReal
#2 yeah my dad made me do it too wtf?? Was this really a thing?
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
Whoever made #10, THANK YOU! Hilarious
adventureswithadhd
#30 🎹”but I won’t do that!”
ThoseRulesArentReal
#10 I was a prelaw advisor for undergraduates during COVID (not a lawyer but a support admin during hiring freeze, so by default) I met a lot students for 15 minutes, a lot never before and never after. There were four kinds of pre-law students two of them here. Doing it over zoom meant I meet with each of these within seconds of each other and had no idea who I was going to get. This meme flashed me right back to that time lol
uzetaab
#1 same with the first Gay Mardi Gras in Sydney Australia
uzetaab
Also, the Gays didn't start the violence.
stiklikegiant
You are focusing on the negative, Debbie Hines.
thundercactus
#24 I don't understand why anyone would ever think this is a good idea. You've established a lie, she knows it's a lie, refuting it is FAR more effort, so her best option is to double down and say you have a small dick.
Then you either have to admit you were lying, or admit you have a small dick. Sometimes you fight fire with fire.
Bear1bear
I legit got that bunny for my ex. She haaaaaaated it. Im pretty sure she fucking returned it too. I was genuinely confused by it.
Bear1bear
Not mad, mind you. Shes a complete nutter. Just disappointed. Lol
Bear1bear
Oh wait I remember now. She refused it. Said I should return it. Took it with me later that night, walked home, and threw it in a dumpster.
BenderRodriguz1010
#7 wtf is this from? LOL
JamesFaction
Extras, I think?
blaghart
#6 as an arizonan, can confirm
bearstrap
As someone from Phoenix, Portland Summer is the second worst kind I've been in. Ohio Summer is the worst-worst.
The air is thick with humidity, it's hot-bath temp, and it tastes like the CAP canals smell.
Gimme 115 with 4% humidity ANY day. I'll jog in that shit.
blaghart
#26 except half these women are actually not manic pixie dream girls, or are active deconstructions of the concept. In fact, Zooey Deschanel's character in Yes Man is a regular woman, it's Jim Carrey's character that is HER manic pixie dream GUY
copperdomebodhi
"Manic Pixie Dream Girl" was coined about Kate Winslet's character in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." Which is weird, considering she says, "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."
hampersand
Oh- I thought that was her from 100 days of Summer. The plot was basically what the post described.
Eowyneb
That movie is great but people make me mad when they make her the villain! She said from the beginning she did not want a long term relationship
blaghart
She's not a manic pixie dream girl in that either, since she actively refuses to be one, and it's the dude's insistence on treating her like one that prevents them from ever having a proper relationship
BranDohCalrissian
And now JGL is doing things like going to Peter Thiel's billionaire sleepaway camp for villains.
blaghart
while claiming to be "ideological opposites", yet he went twice
AmericasHouseguest
#6 I want to know what happened to that Miata on the Fremont Bridge.
Helipad0451
You mean the stupid fucking one?
DamnGoodBloodyGoodDamnGoodJob
2nd story down - https://www.portlandmercury.com/comedy/frank-cassanos-imbecile-parade-20043995/
BranDohCalrissian
Well that was fun.