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My worst cat memory
The cat made a terrible screeching sound of pain. My neighbors also witnessed it making the situation even worse. I didn't know what to do so I just dropped my bike and ran home to tell my parents. I hated the cat for leaving me with such a bad memory for many years. Btw I was 9.
HapaxxxLegomaniaxxx
@OP is a shit
savageof
cat just used your ass to commit suicide, wtf
AWESOMEBOT
I had a similar experience but it was a toad....that actually turned out to be a leaf.....it was dark
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
And that's why cats are assholes.
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Lol! That cat wanted to die
Fonzanoon
Douche
LetMeTellYouSomethingYouDontKnow
One down, eight to go. . .
krugle
Kitty suicide.
MissTCShore
"1/9, would get run over again." - Cat, probably.
untakenusername20
Fucking pussy
ThatGrrlOverThere
This when you're a child and an animal is an animal. It probably got startled, at the wrong time. Telling your parents was the right choice.
Mistyblinx
Did it die?
knownothingabouteverything
How the fuck did that happen? Please elaborate.
markfebruary
Yikes. Did it survive?
greenmarshal
Yea the cat was luckily fine
combatwombat0
Any injuries?
DownvotesAreMyNectar
It got ran over
MidavMD
Well, I bet that cat went to Vallhala
Norheimsund
The ultimate asshole cat
semitransparent
That's just a regular Tuesday for a cat.
Nandabun
Actuall Cannibal, Shia LeCat.
Dshadow01
Cat must have been protesting.
cooldudeguy
Had a date right after work, I'm wearing steel-toe shoes, we took a walk after drinks/dinner, it's pretty dark out, I take big strides, /1
cooldudeguy
She suddenly grabs and pulls on my arm, she's looking at the ground, I look and see a very black cat laying on the sidewalk in a shadow, /2
cooldudeguy
It blends right in, almost crushed it with my boot, we step around cat, as we continue, cat gets up and scurries right in our path, WTF /3
cooldudeguy
We step around again, cat gets right back in our walking path again, this goes on for a few minutes, trying really hard to avoid crushing /4
cooldudeguy
Cat, tired of this shit, finally just stomp the ground right next to cat, which then runs away, girl and I proceed to get lost on our walk.
Mcknizzle
Your story is not a story
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
Friends dog followed us to mini mart and got hit by a car. Was still alive, guy who hit it said sorry he didn't have a gun and left, we 1/
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
Brought it to the side of the road to get it out of further harms way and started walking back to her house (time before cell phones) to 2/
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
Get help. Dog kept trying to follow us before finally collapsing. That image is burned into my brain. 3/3
joeyGOATgruff
When I first started driving,2 squirrels ran in front of my car. stopped to let them pass. Then started again.looked back and I stopped on 1
cooldudeguy
I've had rabbits jump right under my car wheels while driving. Like, in Bush next to road, car comes, jump out!
TheProofIsInDePudding
sue the cat for insurance fraud
CaseyCase
In the criminal justice system, feline based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, these are the detectives stories.
JumpingBalogna
DUN DUN
HapaxxxLegomaniaxxx
When I was 11 I was riding my bike and heard a high pitched sqeal. I got closer to the sound 1/2
HapaxxxLegomaniaxxx
and found it was coming from a baby squirrel that was bein eaten by a big squirrel. Guts hanging out. Now I shoot every squirrel I see.
ScreamedStableBoy
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/016/674/802.jpg
SleeperXib
I've never seen the original
ScreamedStableBoy
Now you can create anything you want!
ifounditunderthere
AlmostAandOx3
What did you find and underwear?
ifounditunderthere
Many things, and you just said underwear...
ifounditunderthere
*under where
SarahPlsz
Oh my god, your username
ifounditunderthere
Moose0801
You simply eliminated a moron from the gene pool. You've done nothing but strengthen their evolutionary gains. Goddamn.
jtb1313
This is why I don't feel bad about hitting birds
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GeauxTiggers
No u
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GeauxTiggers
I mean, you waste the air you breathe so I guess it would be net even
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