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https://bsky.app/profile/wadatahmydamie.bsky.social/post/3mj3khnaiq22f
Context: Melania held a press conference to announce she has never been friends with Ghislaine Maxwell even though:
Nobody asked
There are emails contradicting her
Her husband started a war to distract from his pedophilia
hotaru251
trump isnt smart enoghu to start a war to distract from the files...He is not a elader. He is a puppet. Israel told him to join in their War attack on Iran. He obeyed.
thechelonianshelmet
Whatever you say Pedobitch.
philmoregraves
Same tone as a random dude at the bar seeing a news article about violence committed by or against a POC and when no one asked for his opinion he just blurts out "im not racist but [says racist shit]"
drgonzo67
The (First) Lady doth protest too much, methinks.
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
No. Not a freind, just an employee
EmailFail
They're just so fucking stupid....
DesdemonaMoor
If dumb dumb chew gum gum has "Malaria" doing damage control, he's cooked!
eadanke
I believe her, I don't think I've been friends with anyone I worked for.
MuffinButter
Here's a conspiracy theory: she hates her husband and called this press conference just to bring the Epstein files back into the spotlight.
jonReremy9669
yeah i thought that too, would be a lulzy fuck you at the b💩z🤡
cause apparently like minimal amount of people inside the white house even knew she was going to say anything...
RigidGristle
AtLeastImWearingUnderwear
This is called getting in front of a coming shit storm
wadatahmydamie
Tomorrow it’ll be called the Streisand Effect
sitenickname
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clonedeeznuts
Exactly what I'd expect from an idiot hooker
Freeasabird2015
SocoFox
They fucked up the war so bad they are using Epstein to distract from it. Haha.
ArchaeoEejit
She wasn't their friend, she was their product.
QuartzPoker
I think that's why she wanted to deny it. Some people hate the idea of being a victim, they think it makes them look weak - and in the GOP, looking weak means no one listens to you
andexer
"Oh yah, I hated that bitch. Terrible manager. She made me fuck the worst men, and then marry one of them! So gross. Ew."
Madalchemist2018
GM would vouch that they were never friends. You don't make friends with the help.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Sounds like someone is about to drop a story and she decided to get her denial out ahead of time.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Exactly. Why bring it up when there’s this entire evil war to distract from it? She’s definitely making moves.
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MrsHowVeryDareYou
She’s two entire wives away from “making” Ivanka. Ivana made Ivanka. Then there was Marla, then Melania. I hate that these are facts I don’t need to Google.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Yeah, my bad, I'm tired as fuck slept like shit.
meganical
It wouldn’t change anything at this point. You’re either aware how evil these people are or you drank too much of their Kool-Aid and will never be capable of seeing the wrong
MCNewYorkLives
"guys! I have a surprise news update! Melania trump was friends with... Jeffrey Epstein and -'
"WE FUCKING KNOW ALREADY! THERE'S COUNTLESS PHOTOS AND EMAILS OF THEM! GIVE US NEW INFO!"
TheGhostofElizabethShue
If it made no difference their propaganda would be unnecessary.
DesperateDunn365
That's just to give a line for people to trot out to make themselves feel better about supporting him.
vanishinggirl
So what about all those pictures we’ve seen of Melanoma & Maxwell together smiling & laughing?
jakedafish
She declared them fake and doctored in her statement.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
So she is Trump's Ghislaine
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
And Ivanka probably the product.
jonReremy9669
naw. the b💩z🤡 would never share her. it kept her all to itself
adamlstf9
FaKe NeWs!
jonReremy9669
fake A1 new's shatGTP