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WebMD on Headaches
I've had a strange headache for a few days on only the right side of my head so for kicks i decided to run through the symptom checker on WebMD. It may be a migraine. Or mumps. Or diabetes. Or chemical burns.
Iflystuff
Probably the plague don't forget about that... maybe malaria
ThomKlanc
Thanks WebMD.
FlashThompson
probably a broken arm
ShockandDawwww
Pretty sure it's a tumor
SnowyOwl
You have cancer. It's definitely cancer... Always cancer.
imnotthatguyiguess
*puts symptoms into webmd* "you may have: black plague, pregnancy, decapitation, telekinesis"
Eanikran
lost it at decapitation, +1
elephantasybro
Awful headache? FUCK. 100% ANEURYSM. I'll miss you.
Pedango
You could just as easily be dehydrated.
pokingholesinyourlogic
Gout. You have gout.
foxtrousers
It's cancer. Or lupus. With Web MD it's always Lupus
drsnowbear
It's never lupus.
ThomKlanc
It's always cancer.
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ThomKlanc
Nah, not lazy. Just bored and it's 1 in the morning. I think it's just a fatigue migraine personally
BattlesTARDIStroyer
Money.
FruitWinder
There's always a way to see a doctor.