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May 6, 2017 12:17 AM
ethicalinfant
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ItsAGameOfSchlongs
I always upvote a carpenter that lived 2000 years ago
EatSteakDaily
And Jesus said onto thy leppors "you shall not pass!!!"
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icounttopotato
Jesus would say "wtf is insurance?" and then tell you to donate to charity.
Sionas
I'm getting real tired of religion in politics.
Greenplantpaperwork
Isn't it massively too early to draw any conclusions on this topic?
Gianttesticlemonster
Blessed are the cheesemakers
Halfton81
Ah, good old Republican Jesus.
ethicalinfant
https://media.giphy.com/media/QgixZj4y3TwnS/giphy.gif
Halfton81
If you like that ...
ethicalinfant
lol. If there's a hell... that's where you'll find me.
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sion0x
Holy shit, another human has seen the mortal Kim at movie!
LongDongShiverGiver
Mortal con cat*
DadApproved
The government should not be playing Jesus with the money I could be eating hamburgers with.
misterbookman
ourari
Hamburgers > Obesity, diabetes, heart disease, colon cancer, etc. > No money for healthcare cuz hamburgers > Slow, early death.
DadApproved
Being dead is the ultimate money saver; I'll not eat tofu, and drink juiced grass to prolong it for a year.
HillaryClintonsITGuy
If Jesus would just heal these people they wouldn't need a healthcare plan.
unappropriate
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Monstache
Robert Webb! I believe?
Normalface
We make Jesus justify the use of force to make me pay for your poor life choices but Mike Pence is weird for not cheating on his wife...
MyFavoritesAreNice
Shet son, didn't know socializing with other girls was cheating. I've been doing it wrong all along.
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Free healthcare is a right, regardless of your religion. Maybe, I don't know, getting fucking cancer and being poor isn't a life choice.
XanderCorsaj
Exactly. The stuff that people say sometimes confuses the hell out of me
misterbookman
I love how both sides use Jesus to further their political agenda. I'm sure it's exactly what Jesus would've wanted to be done in His name.
ShitALLthegoodnamesaretaken
I just love how the left wants a theocracy more than the right.
johnnycharlotte
You can't call out the "left" here. You won't get fake points if you do.
RyanMcAllister
mmaatt8
I don't think the Soviets used Jesus
johnnycharlotte
Thank you.
GQPisadeathcult
Please relax. Half of us don't believe in Jesus so it's uber funny knowing the other side declares moral constitutional superior as well...
GQPisadeathcult
...as religious.
iputthefiresout
Probably not cherry pick His message to further political agendas
IllegalDuckling
If he even existed and he isn't just some thing a brilliant writer made up in the greatest ruse of the late medieval times.
misterbookman
If you think that, then I've got some Ocean front property in Arizona for you... my buddy George Strait has it in fact.
IllegalDuckling
Sure, I'll send my up front payment of $40000 to your residence in Nigeria right away.
Witters84
But, you see, Jesus wouldn't want the gov't to step in because it would be taking away opportunities for people to help others!
UncannyMonkeyPaw
In a republic/democracy... The government is the people. Dumbass.
amglasgow
And if people actually did help each other the government wouldn't have to step in, but we tried that and it didn't work.
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Oh my God I do hope you're joking because that's the most retarded thing I've read today
TheGodlySka
God doesn't exist. Better rip that bandaid off now
iputthefiresout
Absence of proof is not proof of absence
MorbundRotund
It's probably hip to say that where your from. Oh and man buns are so cool.
Gallus1985
Why are we all debating what some fictional character's healthcare stance is? Next, lets all talk about Aragorn's foreign policy positions.
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Gallus1985
It's sad that not believing in a fictional character from a bronze age mythology is "edgy". Should just be normal.
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
There is so much more to Christianism than just worshipping Jesus. Your approach is just too shallow for anyone who knows anything about 1/
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Religion, and I can tell you probably know a theoric thing or two, but will never know what it truly means to be a Christian. I'm not 2/
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
Trying to convert you, or attacking your beliefs, I'm just acknowledging your PoV and answering to it. 3/3
JackalopeElope
"Don't make it a theocracy!" "WWJD?" Fuck off hippie.
ethicalinfant
I'm confused about your message, but I loved that episode, so... +1
JackalopeElope
People loosely collected into political coalitions fail to have unified political message. It offends me, because I enjoy being offended.
ethicalinfant
well then, you came to the right place. Step in to my office.
GokuBeatsSuperMan
Using Jesus for political debate is pointless. Jesus and Paul following after, said not to worry about government
GokuBeatsSuperMan
That whoever is in power just Is in power, they then go onto say to treat people with love and respect, never to force anyone else to do so
GokuBeatsSuperMan
If anyone want to enforce those rules then shouldn't they have to go all the way and enforce all of them which would make this a theocracy
GokuBeatsSuperMan
Jesus empowered individuals to choose "mercy and not sacrifice" Christians should act as willing communities, not forced governments.
GokuBeatsSuperMan
Finally, I realize that Churches don't always act that way, and that's a shame, but Christians within should fix it
GokuBeatsSuperMan
If you push from the outside by insulting or threatening they'll become more stubborn and less willing to change.