This is my dog Bill

Her "real" name is Lily, but my neighbors had twins and named one of them Lily so I figured I'd start calling her Bill instead of screaming an infants name all the time.

She likes hiding in this bush.

She was rescued around 6 weeks old, not really weaned. Found in a plastic bag by the side of the road. People are terrible. Because she was so young and our only dog she likes to display people traits. She loves wearing clothes, using her paws like we use hands, eating watermelon (and sweets if she can get them) and boy does she like to talk.

She will gladly get on anything soft before you can get sheets on it. Her favorite place to sleep is between people's legs.

In the winter she likes a blanket and will just walk around with it on her.

And she likes smells. Especially the smell of brewing beer. I think it reminds her of sweets.

If you aren't paying enough attention to her she'll get your socks, and show you she has them, then run away. She always gets the socks off whoever she's trying to play with.

And she loves sitting outside, especially in the bushes or in tall flowers. That's bill.