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I've had a lifelong shark phobia/obsession. That is all.
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Sep 19, 2018 1:19 AM
scotchwhisky88
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I've had a lifelong shark phobia/obsession. That is all.
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RhinosRfatUnicorns
This is why I don’t go in the ocean. I’m even suspicious of kiddie pools
SaFalken
I always upvote subnautica
parasitoid
NauseousPanda
That is one quick lunge.. Try jolting this quick underwater, that shit ain't easy, sharks are defo kings of the sea, at least in my book
Fuzzynubz
Ungodly fast
migratedcube93
Exactly my thought
malfunctionm1ke
I have nightmares of people glitching through doors screaming in agony while bein possessed by demons. Then I wake up and wonder why I
malfunctionm1ke
am scared of this because it is fucking hilarious.
Alkuam2
Fedotia
Irrational phobia. Sharks really dislike the magnetics from corroding iron, that's why they bite motors and diving cages.
scotchwhisky88
Phobia=irrational fear. But I know what you mean.
JustBoone
I am still astounded by how fast that thing moves, it's in front then BAM it's on the side chewing on steel like it don't care.
IssacCox
I used to have a volcano phobia/obsession, that and a nuclear power phobia/obsession. Uranium and volcanoes were never a problem for me tho
IssacCox
Looking back I had an interesting childhood
o0neill
Than you have to play Subnautica
scotchwhisky88
What's that about?
BlindDoomWatcher
Calmly diving on an alien planet bc your space ship crashed.
o0neill
and it got a very good survival and crafting system
Bytencoder
Dum-dum..
ididitforthelolz
I'm mostly afraid of sharks when I'm in swimming pools at night. It's dumb but it is what it is.
ClayWegrzynowicz
I’m just afraid of water snakes.
BlindDoomWatcher
Does the shark have tracker attached to it? It's trailing some white, cylindrical item.
SpecialProjectY
EvilDeadTed
Alkuam2
TheNoirAntagonist
The hell is that hanging off the sharks tail looks like a swim lane divider float.
KlatuGort
Jaws anyone?
mkomaha
There is a video the shark floating vertically up into view to attack this head on. Is there a gif of that? It’s 10X scarier
destroscene
The ol' shark biting your dick dream
Chewbactimus
Me too, man..me too. I manage my fear by staying away from seawater.
TheRedBaKon
EthexC
Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!
BobHubert
Left shark is best shark
BestTesticlesInTheWesticles
That was a weird Super Bowl :/
JunoSteel
Ben??
VikingZoidberg
Yeah, that is bad Ben alright! XD
Dodgerer
The champion of the people!
Sirsir94
Good news is its the easiest phobia to dodge ever
bad1080
it's his chew toy
MrMarlin
furriephillips
He’s gonna be OK, right?
ICanHyperSuperDuperFistYouOnFriday
He ded
SpecialProjectY
ElSuperbeasto
ButterNinja85
Aaannddd marked for death
ThatPlecoGuy
trippingthelightfantastic
gibbousmoon
Chirst even at that resulotion watching gave me heart palpitations.
TheDogEnd
Chewbactimus
Shark could've had his way with him, and gave him a pass instead.
annonymouse211
scotchwhisky88
That one too!
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
Last year I was in azores with my gf and they did swimming with sharks trips. Insanely how fast they are. A video doesn’t give credit 1/?
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
When I was done changing my pants we went and ate shark steak just to make me feel better. I was surprising good 2/done
LordPigly
It's okay guys, I watched the Meg. I'm an expert in these parts. That there is a shark
zombiebatman
No Mr. Shark. Not for eating! Bad!
isetprettygirlsonfire
Shut up Meg.
Dunk550
The lone person that downvoted you should be dicked kicked. That or cunt punted. I’m equal opportunity for foot meets genitals.
SweepTheLegsJohnny
That movie was absolutely terrible, not even a 70' shark could make up for its shortcomings. I visibly cringed at least twice.
TheWittierRape
Did you read the books?
winchent
Thank you! I was really confused there for a second.
dmoore182
I expected absolutely nothing from that movie and really enjoyed it.
fewe
Really? One of my friends told me it was one of the most boring terrible movies he'd ever seen
dmoore182
Did he think it was gonna win an oscar? It's a shark movie.
LordPigly
Hey now, having expectations of a Jason Statham movie? What a ludicrous notion
anotherusernamed
Agreed.
grahmcrackersbook
I'm a waterologist. I believe this was filmed either in or out of water.
clannnacnoic
I concur, watch closely, you can see the end of the shark that isn't his face moves from side to side, this indicates that he's in water
YuenglingAde
Hey it’s not a phobia, it’s called common sense. Don’t introduce yourself to the food chain. Some kid died cause a shark bit his dick. 1/
SjorsM
I think it's a phobia if you're afraid of it happening in the swimming pool.
YuenglingAde
https://torontosun.com/news/world/swimmer-dies-after-shark-bites-off-penis
SandwichRGood
When you get the succ but she succ 2 hard
ChrisThrasher
I know I should feel bad because the kid died..but....
ZeparTheSinful
it's not common sense. you're more likely to die from a lightning strike than a shark attack. is it common sense to not step outside?
YuenglingAde
I hate that analogy. I don’t walk around in a lighting storm. I sure as shit don’t go swimming where sharks are.
YuenglingAde
I do understand shark attacks are very rare and understand your point.
ZeparTheSinful
sharks are beautiful creatures so here's a better analogy. you're more likely to be kidnapped than attacked by a shark. is it common sense-
ZeparTheSinful
- to avoid large crowds?
YuenglingAde
Sharks are awesome, magnificent animals. I just wouldn’t go swimming around them. Nor would I venture into the wrong crowd of people.
YuenglingAde
We have different points of view. It’s all good. Take care of yourself.