Whoops....

Jun 12, 2019 1:33 AM

ragenukem

Views

1402

Likes

29

Dislikes

9

Oh jesus that scared me

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Does it burn when u pee

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So that’s what a tube steak looks like.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I hope someone sends this to someone else as the answer to "Do you want to see my tube steak?"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's only gay if they tou--......... oh

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it's twins, so it's ok

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a quest giver if I've ever seen one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'just a bit off the top. nothing much' said the doctor. 'oops.' was also muttered.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The top five moments when you shouldn't sneeze! Number 3 will shock you!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kind of dick is somewhat rare.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's only there when you truly need it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of men cringing out there to this one

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just appreciating the rareish meat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh it’s def a rare piece of meat for sure. Thick too!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wait till you get a mouthful of it!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will it melt in my mouth?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and all in a rush, then a moment, then the rest all over your face. Sorry, here's a tissue

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, I assumed it was a penis cut in half and I was like, you know, I have seen worse... run with it.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mean, this is the internet.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is UserSub, newest first... there ain't no safety net down here

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you ain't clawing your way up to top, you're getting pulled back down into the ether...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can have a conversation down here... on the FP, your comments get lost in the morass.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My words are just a droplet, in an ocean made of droplets

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0