JadisAnn
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Sexual deviant
Doesnt matter your gender, doesnt matter what you look like. Be nice to me long enough that I feel sure youre not just setting me up for a fall and I will almost certainly touch myself while imagining you doing terrible things to my poop hole.
And wondering why I cant just get into a relationship with someone who doesnt give a shit if i live or die like everyone else.
Billy2sweet
My name is Sweets... Billy 2 Sweets. Ladies ;-)
TharianSkyeyed
Well that's some shit. You shouldn't feel bad that you like people who are nice to you. Also sorry that you apparently see so many jerks.
mobiuscat
Hey OP, you got a nice ass.
ItWasCool
This post went to that weird place once i read the description...
JadisAnn
Weird places like the poop hole?
TheDorkNextdoor
I'm the same way OP. A kind heart to me is sexy as hell.
mobiuscat
What about a kind heart-shaped icicle, how do you feel about those?
nahoval
Your honesty, I like that shit! :)
bluemoney
Im sexually attracted to vurnable females
jfm2
"I will almost certainly touch myself while imagining you doing terrible things to my poop hole" this line made me laugh just way too hard
GraniteWhistle
Liking people who are kind to you seems normal enough to me
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
"give a shit" "poop hole" … i'm sensing a theme … do you like butt play?
ColonelClaypool
"imagining you doing terrible things to my poop hole" didn't give it away?
Dawnstempest
Because you're looking for love in all the wrong places.
JadisAnn
Im not looking for love, just for someone to do things to my poop hole without also being a dickhead and mean/selfish.
Eunoterp
Well hello! My friends call me Mr. Rogers!