Seriously, so ungrateful.

Jan 20, 2014 10:11 AM

Seriously, so ungrateful.

So... did you leave?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now she's wondering why I've tied her up. I'm just trying to keep her from hurting herself

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Clam chowder everywhere

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"and why did you spill maple syrup all over the bedsheets?"

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Baby.. it's a canadian thing

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maple syrup... Riiiight

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and my face

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why are you rubbing nutella on my boobs

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. Friendzoned again.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

May want to get this paper:

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is god damn amazing

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