Luvlyquants
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Jul 11, 2026 3:20 PM
Luvlyquants
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bemibet
Don't threaten me with a good time.
bloxxing
going to be a long weekend.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
"You know you aren't supposed to touch your toys without permission. Give it to me and put your hands on the wall."
Sorrontis
I'm a horsey!
mikeatike
Of course!
SinfulDeviant
5 minutes and 5 seconds in and I'm on all fours waiting for the fun to begin
G081
Someone is looking to go to TJ Maxx and Marshalls tomorrow!
NChomsky
And then I hit 'er with the
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I love that the context of this is mocking thirsty people's comments tho.
NChomsky
wambu
madjo
She looks frightened to me.
Metalsmith21
Whatever that expression is, she ain't happy or excited.
SinfulDeviant
That's just to lull you into a false sense of security.
Metalsmith21
Security?
Sorry, I'm more of an enthusiastic consent kind of person.
Randomice
You lasted only 5 minutes?
sadurdaynight
Guys last longer and longer the more rounds they go. Wait out the refractory period and keep the ball(s) rolling
newnhb
to be honest, it didn't take much.
Donaldbain
on a good day, yes.
professorlemonwood
Marathon man right here