DadApproved
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Or experience points.
Jan 30, 2017 11:00 AM
DadApproved
84435
1442
73
Or experience points.
PinkyLili
Ratched.
Drnstvns
God she was SO good as Nurse Ratchet. Giving nurses a bad name for 4 decades now.
escrow78
Amen to that
LSMD
"What doesn't kill you makes you a funny motherfucker" -Henry Rollins
lawideas
After my firm lost a case I worked three months on, my boss said this: "Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want."
22HABU22
My ex didnt kill me, but I wish she did (Humor)
futureman3000
What doesn't kill you... is literally everything that happens to you until you die.
MrDeadsr
Yup, sadly yup. And lots of appointments with the psychiatrist, psychologist etc to get rid of cause they are unhealthy
txmount
"What doesn't kill you ... makes you stranger..."
blacksheepgwen5
My therapist says im special
SamSquag94
Nurse ratchet sucks!
JavaJoe
*Ratched
BodaciousPony
Putting a hashtag as a title?
Brvtals
Stand a little taller- DOESN'T MEAN I'M LONELY WHEN I'M ALOOOONE
RealAgentSRK
I recently learned she played Frank's mom on Shameless.
StarryPlough
I've found most people who claim to have a 'sick sense of humour', don't.
IPlayWithFire
What if yours is just sicker than theirs so theirs seems tame by comparison?
CrazycrackerE8
pangyre
Or a lobotomy.
pianomagic
Medication time!
AuntieMeat
Like my Cubs fandom up until about 3 months ago...
AlphaWolf19
This is true, for I am now what people call emotionally detached
asificareokido
Or tremendous empathy.
VodkaReindeer
Actually, what kills OTHERS gives you experience points.
tomk2012
Yes, but did u see her rack!?
Paul567
At least you can always take out your frustrations by abusing mental patients.
unicornfun
I wonder how many guys had an attraction to her regardless of her cold character.
schrodingerscatfood
“You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.”
bobbyismoore
:(
Yupurineutah
She had the second most punchable face of the 1970's
schrodingerscatfood
Ok, I’ll bite. Who’s your number one?
Yupurineutah
Richard Nixon of course.
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Don't forget the itchy, throbbing hatred of people who tell you that everything happens for a reason.
HsuDoNihm
"Yes, and that reason is because you are hateful and worthless. Shame on you."
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
"Please, uncle Jim! please! Not the jumper cables again!!"
HsuDoNihm
"Uncle Jim"... now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. [bZzzZZZzZZzZzZtT!]
Darkaiku
That's my personal "insta-hate" line. You say it, you're dead to me.
Cakelesscake
I understand where you're coming from. I just try and take a positive from any situation. Not dismissing what happened, but learning from it
fancyass
That and "I'm happy. Happy because I woke up today and I get to be alive" fuck you being alive is overrated
SergeantGSD
I do agree. Being alive is over rated. It only trumps being dead. And only some of the time.
SergeantGSD
Everything happens for a reason.
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
You forced me to google itchy throbbing images. Here are the fruits of my labour:
SergeantGSD
Thank you
SergeantGSD
Or a great addiction.
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
HtownFreethinker
Or Jane's Addiction
HsuDoNihm
What part of "unhealthy coping mechanism" are you blatantly ignoring? (Hint: all of it)
SergeantGSD
It's the drugs Cheech. Damn. Have some compassion. And do you have $20 so I can get something... to eat, yea eat that's it.
HsuDoNihm
You're gonna want some water too, I imagine. Cottonmouth drives me nuts... though a good munchie may trigger enough saliva to do the trick.
Herbivore710
Nicotine valium vicodin marijuana extacy and alcohol...ooooh
SergeantGSD
Any narcotic or benzodiazepine.
Herbivore710
I'm pretty much down to try everything once, except meth, heroin and butt sex
SergeantGSD
What's so wrong with buttsex? Heroin I hear is great. Meth can fuck off. And buttsex is awesome.
Herbivore710
Heroin will steal your soul, just like meth. I've seen it first hand in my family. Sure giving butt sex is great, receiving it...not so much