Flat earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment

Feb 6, 2023 2:44 AM

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It’s sad, that a mind curious enough to test ideas & develop experiments can get wrapped into flat-earth cult. A potential scientist stolen

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Crazy how the earth do that.

3 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

Indeed, what a bunch of fools. Flat earth, pff. Our Lizard Overlords have debunked that since ancient times.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When this came out I sat in on flat-earth discussions about it. The flat-earthers turned on this guy for embarrassing them. It was glorious.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

There's a video of him having an AMA where someone calls him asking about him proving curvature with this and he gets totally pissed off.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet he never changed his mind

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they also bought two $10k laser gyroscopes and sealed them in a tube which both detected a 15 degree per hour drift.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks Bob.

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3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

On his podcast the dude will blow up anytime you bring this experiment up. He blames the “failure” on weeds that don’t exist.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine, all this started as a joke. All this would be hilarious if it wasn't just plain sad how it eventually turned, a majestic shit show

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"wait no not like that" -dumbdumb using science to try and disprove science..

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Interesting"

3 years ago | Likes 1178 Dislikes 1

*My epic-level willful stupidity in service to braindead ideology is… …interesting.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Interesting yeah…..interesting.”

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3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not as interesting as "the...15 degree per hour drift." Thanks, Bob.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That was expensive

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heh, reminds me of Elon

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Someone should tell him they already did this stuff like..a really long time ago

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

But not as interesting as why kids love the great taste of cinnamon toast crunch

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never gets old.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

and then competly ignored the results because it didn't say what he wanted.

3 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 2

This is from an excellent Netflix documentary called "Behind the Curve". This guy was the most tolerable flat earther, endearing even.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its the American way.

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Did he accept the results or did he just brush it off like an idiot?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, he didn't accept the results, coming up with ridiculous reasons why it failed, f.ex. reeds blocking the light tho no reeds were present.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genuinely too stupid to live.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The very first episode of Cosmos with Carl Sagan tackled this, too.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eratosthenes also discovered the circumference and the axial tilt of Earth around 200 BC, right Carl?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With other method, but yes. (By checking the length of the shadow at precisely noon at 2 locations)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s cuz they needed “better equipment”, IIRC. Fucking doorknobs.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's amazing how (almost) perfectly spherical the Earth is. Have they never been on a airplane? How do they think GPS works?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I know a pilot who’s a flat earther. He just ignores all the science—it’s mind-boggling.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really easy for idiot A to convincingly explain anything to both themselves and idiot B when neither of them understand anything.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They say when you understand nothing, everything is a conspiracy

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Global conspiracy mostly.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Global you say? Believes all around the globe... Sigh.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strings. It works with strings.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're stationary, like balloons just hanging there, silly /s

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still don't understand why flat earth is a thing

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are several different camps/sects, and they do argue with each other on many things. After reading a bit I found this quote in 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Physicsworld.com "Today’s flat-Earth believers are not, though, the first to doubt what seems unquestionable. The notion of a flat Earth 2/3

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

initially resurfaced in the 1800s as a backlash to scientific progress, especially among those who wished to return to biblical literalism."

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right, but it still doesn't explain the obsession. Why does it matter at all?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's speculated that they want to fee special, the true flat earthers. They have figured out something no one else understands/realizes. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What an unexpected result!! He should tell about that to the scientists, he may have discover something that wasn't proved for several years

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Years? No. You're thinking too small. Try millenia...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eratosthenes is disappointed in everyone here.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Different method, same result. Clearly the conspiracy was deeper than we thought! /s

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They (FE) also spent $20k on a ring laser gyroscope and detected a 15° per hour drift. (Thanks, bob!)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is really good documentary. It treats Flat Earth as ridiculous as it is, but the people themselves are treated with empathy.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They shouldn't be. Especially those "influencers" that make money of it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Flat Earthers are mentaly ill. That's all you need to know

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I think their science knowledge is lacking and their mindset makes them gullible to scams.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Being clinically mentally deficient isn't the same as being chronically uninformed. Most of them are fully sane, just immersed in fiction.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope. They're either attention whores get off on the conflict, or they're stupid

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Neither of those things are mental illnesses.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flat-Earthers must be right ... they have members all around the globe.

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Go SciManDan!!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And McToon and FTFE

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

15 degree per hour drift

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No idiots, you need to take a ship to the edge. There's no better proof. Just go, get a ship, get supplies, and go into the sea!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Although that sounds perfectly reasonable to you and me, the FE crowd genuinely believe the edge is guarded by the UN and they will be shot.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was NOT going for reasonable lol. I just wanted an excuse to say "go into the sea". Your tidbit about UN is also new to me. Amazing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of their ideas is that the antarctica is a nevereding wall of ice that continues in to infinity & all of pictures from space are CGI.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is new to me. Thanks. Dumber than most from this crowd surprisingly.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is from a very depressing documentary. This dude proves himself wrong but his cognitive dissonance won’t let him change his mind.

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

This guy? This is Jeranism. His paycheck wont let him change his mind.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

How does he get paid for this?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Last I heard his Patreon's about $1500 a month, plus superchats from livestreams, etc. I can't really fault him for feeding his family.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Social media, YouTube, podcasts etc. Same as many of the RW grifters. They cater to their audience. The audience pay the bills.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He gets kick backs from big earth

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the Earth were flat, there'd be a thousand videos on YouTube of Russian dudes doing handstands on the edge. Myth Busted.

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Also, if they want to explain something, they need to explain why the edge of Earth isn't OVERWHELMINGLY COMMERCIALIZED!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats would have already knocked all our shit off it

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Capitalists would be charging to go to it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm convinced there are no real flat earthers. It's all trolls who think they're the only troll in the group

3 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 6

Nope. I work with a die hard aggressive flat earther. He can turn any conversation into a flat earth convo. Even has a flat earth app

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you sweet summer child!

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I used to think it was all a joke, too, until COVID came around and I realized at least 30% of society is fucking brain dead.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

30%? You must still be in your 20s... It's more like 60%.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy gets paid for it but you'd be wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know one. They also think the Moon "isn't really there". They're not joking.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are conmen making a profit feeding the lie among them.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember being shocked as a kid when I learned that there still were creationists...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://wiki.tfes.org/Universal_Acceleration (a flath earth theory), problem: in less than a year we'd be moving faster than light.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading that hurts. I laughed way too hard.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my theory is that they started out as a trolling group and began attracting serious people

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like juggalos? Started as shitty music. Something something now it's a religion

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When it comes popular people it's definitely all trolls profiting. But for the followers it's definitely mostly idiots.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think sometimes it starts with a troll or trolls and then they attract true believers. Eventually the trolls get bored and leave

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is how more than one conspiracy theory has started

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn't Qanon just 4chan incels?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There's a prevailing belief that most people have "the same" mental abilities but some are just taught poorly. Nope. Some are just idiots.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Not even trying to be mean or insulting. Some people just literally do not have the brain hardware capable of understanding these things.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Besides pathological cases, this could've been corrected by *good* early education, where you learn how to think logically and consistently.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But yeah, by the time they reach adulthood, it's very hard to get rid of the "magical thinking" and other idiocies.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I briefly worked with a differently abled individual who believed every monster story he could find on the internet.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Now I'm wondering if he's found SCP yet.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The trolls find the vulnerable and turn them into the believers.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't get why they're not explaining it by their being on a slight hill or something. They can rationalize anything so why not this?

3 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 5

When it says 17ft from above normal then its 17ft everywhere, a hole in the ground would mean its not 17ft from above normal....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If I remember right they are doing this along a beach and measuring the heights off of sea level

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

The height is measured from water level, not ground level.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Their success at proving the flat earth depended on them addressing any discrepancy ahead of time. Complete no-win scenario.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The whole point of the experiment is that it uses the water level of a lake to ensure they're at the same elevation.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you sure he didnt? I doubt he said interesting, packed up and went home.

3 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

That is actually the end of the documentary, right after he says “interesting” credits roll

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Cliffhanger in a documentary? That's a bit strange.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Behind the Curve. It's all about flat earth conspiracies and how the movement came about. There's multiple experiments in it led by flat-»

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

« earthers where they prove themselves wrong. But they keep coming up with more excuses and new experiments that keep proving them wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But he no claims the documentary journalist was biased and made him look wrong. There's no winning with flat earthers, they're too dumb

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I can't find it but I know there was a flat-earther (on Youtube?) who realized he was wrong & tries now to show others. One down, many to go

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I know who you're talking about

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The clip doesn’t show it very well, but they do it over water so it’s still ‘level’ regardless of the soil

3 years ago | Likes 250 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I couldn't see that from the clip but that makes sense. Thank you.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming they used laser levels.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

A lot of FE folks seize on the "water seeks its own level" parable to justify why they think the earth is flat.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, just a normal light flashlight-type light source. The water was supposed to be the level, but of course it curves along earth's surface.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The uh, water was on a hill. Yeah. /s

3 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Underwater mountain

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Water can be a hill depending on waves./

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Or the position of the moon over vast enough distances

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If the moon effects the water enough to make it curve, that's more proof that the Earth is round.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That flows from a natural ebbservation.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hills are also flat.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Now that's an interesting statement.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fool! Hills aren’t real.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I found the flat-hiller!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not in the movie, but later he did claim it was because tall reeds were blocking the light.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

those damn.... 19 foot reeds... making me need to put a light at 20 feet for my 17 foot hole.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Those classic 20 foot tall reeds.

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

They are constantly ruining my plans.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Unfortunately the experience didnt ultimately sway flat Earther to reconsider his position and he remained an adherent after documentary"

3 years ago | Likes 833 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure I believe that. I still suspect he knew exactly what he was doing. The experiment was so well designed to prove the truth.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

its regularly used as a example by scientists as a simple way to prove to yourself the earth is round. anyone can do it for under $100

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's consistent with their contrarian philosophy. If they wanted to find evidence to falsify their hypothesis, they would done so by now.

3 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

They can just realize that there's midnight sun on both poles six months apart. Then try to find a shape that has that with a flashlight.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then he is no longer simply ignorant, but stupid… Ignorance is fleeting for the wise, but not so with that idiot!

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

MCToon, on a guest appearace for SciManDan, did a great show on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl-uYf622J4

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The thing is that being a flat earther is seldom an isolated thing. Usually they have drunk all the cool aid they could find as well.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Koolaid but yes lol cool aid would be good help haha

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry hehe my mistake

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TBH, going by his interview, it's not about truth for him, but about earning money selling his shit to other flat-earthers.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If they could be swayed by evidence and facts, they wouldn't be Flat Earthers.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Wasn't one of them "if I tell them the results the others will think I'm a government shill"?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is why it's useless to argue with a flat-earther. They are True Believers. NO amount of evidence can convince them.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If evidence would allow them to change their position their position wouldn't be that of a flat earther.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To them experiments are only successful and useful if they proof their theory.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was confused by the height above the head. It was 19.5' and he couldn't understand why. He's still an idiot tho and there is a vid on it

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can’t use logic to talk someone out of a belief they didn’t use logic to get in to

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's always "dang I did something wrong, I'll try something else" because it's about finding 1 thing that agrees with you. Confirmation bias

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Not surprised

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't reason a person out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.

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3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well he is just gonna keep doing experiments until 1 finally proves the earth is flat

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

This is exactly what they do. The scientific method to them provides the answer they want.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

by doing it this way it's no longer scientific. It's preconcieved.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sounds like big pharma

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Don't you know about how corps will fund research and only release studies that benefit them after many others reflect negatively?

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Hope your dog is vaccinated

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dogs, kids, and self 100% vaccinated

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People generally aren’t swayed by evidence

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People generally are, but flat earthers mainly want to be special - like religion. "faith" > facts

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

**Idiots aren’t swayed by evidence

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is really what frustrates me the most, and it doesn't just apply to things like this. It applies to life

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m swayed by stuff crust pizza very easily in fact

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is *everyone* not just idiots, including you and me unfortunately

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*These people

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Prove it.

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*Some* people are resilient, because you can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into, and because you 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can’t wake someone who’s pretending to be sleeping 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have these arguments all the time. Getting them to that "interesting" is its own reward

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The amount of years and controversy the smart people take to figure these things out is a clue that just "interesting" is huge progress

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Stupid People

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Idiots*

3 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

People tend to be swayed by narrative, not facts. But my guess is that linking evidence wouldn't persuade you for that same reason.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

…not the smart ones.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same thing for the most part.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure they are.

3 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 15

Hehe

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3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Man y'all are missing the point of my comments.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

I understand that reference

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Smart people are. But smart people are generally not flat-Earthers.

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

You don't have to be smart to accept new information. You don't have to be dumb to be impressionable. Who knows this guys reasons though.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

People are generally swayed by evidence, actually. But radicals depend on confirmation bias, which is not a bias that uses logical reasoning

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Citation needed. Most people readily believe the first thing they hear, or whatever makes them feel the most. Then, good luck swaying...

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If hat were true, you think whe'd have planes, computers etc. Sure many latch on to the frist thing that alings with their feelings of 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

This is not an opinion, it's literally just confirmation bias. And the average dumbass has zero contributions to technology and engineering.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what is/should be real. But many also express a healthy amount of scepticism untill they get verified information to prove it to be true 2/2

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