You better have burn heal ready

May 28, 2017 5:42 PM

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Went to a show of him once, crazy funny even though many of his jokes are copied from the internet

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Netflix: Jimmy Carr

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I can't imagine heckling a comic because I CAN imagine the balls it takes to be up there, doing it, whether poorly or brilliantly.

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Jimmy Carr is only funny when he's ad libbing, and when he's funny he's fucking hilarious.

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Geez, a stupid yo mama joke that wouldn't even be funny to 12 year-olds. Yeah, this guy's gooooooood.

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You say he isn't funny, and he resorts to a j00 momma joke. -Point proven.

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Source: https://youtu.be/YzLx3Q4NQHw At 40:10

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He handled those hecklers like a champ! Didn't skip a beat.

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Damn my boy rack got roasted .

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....that's not funny?

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We must have scrolled past the funny part. Somehow.

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doubt it. "your mom" jokes stopped being funny before fez made that sad attempt at a joke show.

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for your hell!

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I can't find my teeth!

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My favorite of his... "If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth."

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Wow. That's an incredible gem.

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Funny, but if you think that he made that up on the spot... that is standard heckler 101 stuff even hacks in local comedy clubs know.

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Rack got to him.

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saw him live last year, really funny if you can get over the fact that even the heckling is scripted.

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Audience response was inconsequential, if he was good he would've done a bit about the name "Rack" and not a shaggy dog your mom joke.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

But "I fucked your mom" is basically his trademark line.

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1) he never said that in this joke. 2) that's the worst thing you could trademark, he does however look like a stepdad.

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Bernard Manning (comedian) said the only heckle he had no come back for was when someone stood in one of his gigs looking around, and he 1/

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2/ said 'Where are you going' to which the guest said 'To see if the comedian has arrived' ... only time he was left speechless apparently!

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Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah aAhhhhhh

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on jimmy carr's laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwBITscRcGs

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hahah yes!

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"It's like a seal being molested."

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I heard this as the laugh from a Goofy Movie. The guy with the Mohawk.

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jimmy carr being rude :D mildly-nsfw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHTTQ_gI76k

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Carr is a bit of a hack. He's funny, but he's been using the same material for most of his career. He put out DVDs, then toured the same set

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i listened to his Desert Island Discs, he's convinced any second his career will finish so he's just trying to make hay while the sun shines

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He has like 7 different one hour specials of one liners.

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My friend went to saw him, and people where heckling because they'd already heard the jokes

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I can't speak for his stand-up, but you should check out his shows. 8 out of 10 Cats and the Big Fat Quizzes he hosts are delightful.

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Yeah, I've seen them, and that's true

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I didn't like his thievery of Mitch Hedberg's "blocking a fire exit" joke. He's very polished and practiced, though. I like Jimmy Carr

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Source: https://youtu.be/nlC4-iNuukM?t=40m28s

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Wow, thanks for posting the entire movie as source. +1

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The heckle starts at 39.30.

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thankyou

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Tried to get close to it, thanks for correcting my mistake :)

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Yeah but Jimmy sets up his hecklers. If you want improv heckle smashing, you want Frankie Boyle.

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.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX1jMmfG2Xk Clickbait title, good video.

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He does ? Well that's just disappointing

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/a/lf9NU

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Frankie Boyle's heckle-destruction hurts, even when it's not aimed at you.

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I saw him live a few months back. I don't think anything was set up. He goes to the audience, we respond. He did 30 seconds making fun of me

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Best night in a long time!

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He does have some standard comebacks. He works those. This is one.

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Oh, he does? That's kind of disappointing.

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Yes. I was sat behind two audience plants when I went to see him; they discussed their 'roles' during the break.

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That's really lame.

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Even if that's true I've been to two of his shows, and seen 2 hecklers who weren't plants (one was a friend, and one was a dad of an 1/2

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Embarrassed family in front of me, and he absolutely killed the comebacks both times, it might be that plants are used to get the crowd 2/3

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Going on a slow night, or I suppose maybe if it's for a DVD recording, but he definitely is also just that quick witted normally too. 3/3

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I bet his delivery made this a lot better than this series of still images.

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Yeah op should've made each one a gif instead

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You still can't hear the delivery, a link to sauce would've been best

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I absolutely know what you mean, but I know his voice and timing pretty well so I basically burnt a man alive

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It so is it took me by surprise, i laughed so much i cried

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i definitely found it enjoyable reading it like he'd deliver it

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Can't be any worse hey

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It left out the other guy shouting "stop stalling" and Jimmy answering "I'll have to put you on asshole waiting"

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Scroll down really fast, works just like a gif when you do that. I think, probably.

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Your lack of absolute certainty leaves open a world of opportunity.

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His expressions are pretty hilarious too though

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Insert inhale laugh

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Comedy is not for OP.

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It does. It's on Netflix.

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Meh. It's an old joke, so it probably wasn't anything great.

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Not only that, Rack the fool tried to follow up with another shot, and Jimmy shot him down even further.

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You can't have moving images with sound on the Internet, that's science fiction!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAA.

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I love his laugh so much

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Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aaahhhh*

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It's on Netflix, pretty good

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Netflix

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Yep, watch Netflix to find out more :)

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Would you prefer 20 2 sec gifs?

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fahuck yes

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Rack?

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nyos

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No.

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Honestly, these GIFs end too soon. The exchange gets better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrfcsaCSeqU&feature=youtu.be&t=40m23s

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I ended up watching the entire show. Thanks for that.

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Well there went an hour. Haha thanks for the link

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That's why I always downvote these. The delivery is so large part of a stand-up act that images don't really do them justice.

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I larfed

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1) Sometimes the joke alone holds up pretty well in text. You can get an idea of this one here; the long walk to the punchline, the

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5) experiencing the telling, its mostly just entertaining (for me) for the deconstruction.

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3) to further that impression, the twist to an old punchline. The added insult that he didn't dedicate any new material to the heckler,

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4) instead using jokes just as trite as the heckle, but with genuine craft where the heckler used no imagination at all. But without

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2) subversion of expectation by building up an impression that he's responding with social commentary, the use of a common social commentary

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I looked for this video for five minutes and could not find it. So it may only exist right now in still image form.

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Just look up hecklers getting owned or something like that lol

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Well if 5 whole minutes were invested in the hunt, it must not exist.

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It's on Netflix onry

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Nah it's no Netflix bud

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Jimmy Carr funny business heckle

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After subbing these screenshots, all video files were hunted down and destroyed. Only images remain after Order 69: revenge of Rack's mom

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revenge ON Rack's mom

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You can see it in two ways I guess, one is Rack's mom was furious and wanted revenge. Why would Jimmy want the files gone after a good burn?

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he'd rather people pay for it such that he can hide the money on some island?

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You can find it on youtube. Just search for jimmy car heckler comebacks or something similar. You'll find it

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No, I made this exact same post a few years ago, on an old account. You have to search "Jimmy Carr Best Heckles".

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I did, this one isn't in it, but someone did link me the full youtube of Funny Business, the special this is from.

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Well it's in one of the videos. But it's well worth watching his whole special.

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Pretty sure its from Funny Business.

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On netflix

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Thanks

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Many thanks

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. +1

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Thanks sir

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Not likely, unless whomever is producing the special or Carr himself decided to leak fairly high quality stills of it before its release.

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I mean that whoever made this didn't do it from a youtube video or any video easily accessible. The original special still exists I'm sure.

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Whoever

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Jimmy Carr a Funny Business. I believe it's a Netflix special

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It's not, it's a common dvd and steam.

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It is

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It is for US.

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My fave Carr heckle, he told the audience. Guy in crowd: "My mum died of cancer!..." Jimmy: "we weren't talking about mums or cancer..." 1/2

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"If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it from your mother's teeth"

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Fuckin savage

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How about this? Carr to heckler: "I don't come to your workplace and slap the sailors dicks out of your mouth, do I?"

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That joke was taken from the Mr. Show series pilot.

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Would've been legendary if he'd only used it once.

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My favorite Jimmy car back and forth is after Jimmy wrecked the reasonably priced car on Top Gear and Warwick Davis is looking at it with 1

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him. And Jimmy goes, "Do we have a Jack? Warwick you can lift things can't you?" "Did you just refer to me as a jack?" and Jimmy goes 2

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"Look, I don't know what powers you people have, but can you or can you not lift the car?"

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2/2 Guy in audience: "No. But it was funnier than this!"

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Where can I find this

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https://youtu.be/yHP0f3fSzcs?t=620 10min 14sec in

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https://youtu.be/yHP0f3fSzcs?t=620 10 min 14 sec

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10:41 closer to it :)

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Savage

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No, UNATCO

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AHYES.

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What a shame.

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Source?

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https://youtu.be/yHP0f3fSzcs?t=620 10min 14sec in

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https://youtu.be/yHP0f3fSzcs?t=620 10min 14sec in

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dot

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Autodots, roll out!

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Dot (cause I'm supposed to be sleeping and quiet)

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Good lawd in heaven.

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That has to have been in Glasgow or somebody from Glasgow

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https://youtu.be/yHP0f3fSzcs

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Bout 10m12s in

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I think it was Edinburgh

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Yeah, Edinburgers don't "engage in the banter" unless it's to complain about possible immigrants walking near morningside.

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I just so happen to be from Glasgow. But it wasn't me.

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Fess up man.

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I'm an American that just visited Glasgow, and am quite jealous of where you live.

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Why?

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I'm an American who is now very curious about all this Glasgow business.

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