Some recipes I have saved from tumblr. Starting with the sluttliest.

Jul 30, 2013 6:02 PM

HoneymoonChild

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Some damn good food

Slutty cheesecake bars: http://www.bakersroyale.com/bars-and-cookie-bars/slutty-cheesecake-bars/

Buttermilk pancake cupcakes: http://themoonblushbaker.blogspot.com.au/2013/04/selective-everything-maple-pecan.html

Cannoli bites: http://www.cookingclassy.com/2013/04/cannoli-bites/

Peanut butter cup pie pops: http://www.thegunnysack.com/2013/04/peanut-butter-cup-pie-pops-recipe.html

Brownie ice cream sandwhich: http://www.goodlifeeats.com/2011/06/chocolate-covered-brownie-ice-cream-sandwich-recipe.html?_szp=321465

Peanut butter and jelly donuts: http://www.heatherchristo.com/cooks/2013/02/06/peanut-butter-and-jelly-donuts/

Vegan dessert nachos: http://minimalistbaker.com/vegan-dessert-nachos-with-coffee-ice-cream/

Strawberry cheesecake cake: http://www.recipegirl.com/2012/08/27/strawberry-cheesecake-cake/

Apple pie baked in apples: http://domesticdilettante.com/2012/01/11/applepie/

Apple almond bake with raspberries: http://princessmisia.com/blog/?p=3554

Trix treats: http://www.cravingsofalunatic.com/2012/04/trix-krispies.html

Rainbow cake in a jar: http://momadvice.com/blog/2012/03/rainbow-cake-in-a-jar-with-cloud-frosting

Surprise rainbow cake: http://rock-ur-party.tablespoon.com/2013/05/29/surprise-rainbow-pinata-cake/

Cake batter cinnamon rolls: http://sallysbakingaddiction.com/2013/03/25/cake-batter-cinnamon-rolls-without-cake-mix/

Cake batter milkshake: http://www.cookingclassy.com/2013/07/cake-batter-milkshakes-3-ingredient-recipe/

Watermelon blackberry margarita popsicles: http://www.bakersroyale.com/cocktail-popsicles-2/watermelon-and-blackberry-margarita-popsicle-2/

Watermelon margarita jelly shots: http://rock-ur-party.tablespoon.com/2013/05/28/melon-margarita-jelly-shots/

Sparkling lemonade with berry ice: http://www.annies-eats.com/2013/07/03/sparkling-lemonade-with-fresh-berry-ice/

Hot dog rings: http://ricosinazucar.com/2012/09/10/flores-de-pan-y-queso-rellenas-de-sachicha/

Chicken cordon bleu nuggets: http://rock-ur-party.tablespoon.com/2013/07/15/chicken-cordon-bleu-nuggets/

Bacon chipotle deviled eggs: http://chefthisup.com/recipe/9657/bacon-chipotle-deviled-eggs

Salmon BLT sliders: http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/05/crispy-salmon-blt-sliders-with-chipotle-mayo/

Cranberry brie grilled cheese: http://fourandtwentyblackberries.blogspot.com/2012/11/cranberry-brie-grilled-cheese.html

Crunchy oven-fried ravioli: http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/01/crunchy-oven-fried-cheese-ravioli/

Mac and cheese dog: http://www.bhg.com/recipes/from-better-homes-and-gardens/july-2012-recipes/#page=16

Slutty cheesecake bars = esophagal herpes. Every time.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tag your porn

13 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 6

While we're on the topic of slutty food - I want to say that virgin olive oil makes any other olive oil sound like a dirty whore.

12 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

My mom learned how to make jar cakes because she could ship them to my brother while he was stationed overseas. Jar cake: Cake that ships!

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's because of people like you that I stay fat. Well, that and all the crap I keep eating.

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

This was very helpful. I've been looking for neat new recipes to try when I move in to my new apartment. Favorite +1

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MAC and CHEESE DOG........I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT AND DAMMIT IT'S BRIGHT

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Violently pressing "0".

13 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

VIOLENTLY BEING HUNGRY

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I bet most of these upvotes came from favoriting

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mouthgasm

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

NSFW. It all looks excellent

13 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 6

Not Safe for Weightloss

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*NotSafeForWaist

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*NSFF

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Favorited....now time for some diabetes!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you had my attention at slutty

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

NSFW- Not Safe For Weight

13 years ago | Likes 1220 Dislikes 3

DIY - Diabetes In You

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

epic. forever in my mind from now on.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww upvotet you from 999 to 1000! Super happy now. Have a nice day :D

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks pal :)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not Suitable For Wallet , either. I mean. WWAI

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"It's all going to go to your ass" they say. "all the better to sit on", I say.

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"I always upvote ass." @razor10000

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

NSFH- Not Saved For Health

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel so fat right now... I want all these things!

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Suddenly, diabetes.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mind Blown, oh weight, waist line blown.

13 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

i think you just beat the game

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oooooooooooohhh!

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not just delicious food pictures, but actual recipes too? I love you.

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I miss the old trix ;(

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, I miss Trix in general :(

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I never thought about putting bacon in deviled eggs...GIVE ME ALL THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE!

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

but will i feel dirty eating the slutty cheesecake bars?

13 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

Then they're working.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I couldn't make it to the end. I came at the brownie ice cream sandwich.

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

AAAAAAAAAAAAND favorite.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Just found out I have a gluten intolerance and this helped -10,000%

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You should try Bobs Red Milll. Great non-wheat flours. Also look into fresh ground wheat. Highly processed rancid stuff is really to blame

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LAWL I liked this to my gluten intolerant friend right before reading your comment, she basically called me evil XD

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't even know what gluten really is, but I know I'm gunna miss it so much

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(1/2)source: I work at a bakery that sources local wheat. Several customers with gluten intolerance have switched to freshly ground wheat

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just replace the flour with gluten free kinds. You can still make a lot of those.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) with all the bran and fiber intact and found it's much easier for their bodies to digest

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never heard of a Bobs Red Mill, but I'm definitely checking out alternative flour and such. Thanks for all the info!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're welcome! and good luck!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Always start with the sluttiest. Classic.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imagine that you told your girlfriend you two were going to get super slutty. And you put on an apron and everything. Then bake those bars.

13 years ago | Likes 516 Dislikes 4

My girlfriend made those bars for a cookout at my house, they didn't last an hour.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would get, literally, ALL the sex.

13 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

if that's what you're into

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm imagining my man did this. We would make the best porn ever.

13 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

And the best cheesecake bars.

13 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

shuddered thinking about the cheese

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

as a girlfriend: aw yiiiiiisssssss

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We would get about halfway through the recipie and I would get tackled.

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

No, that's the Football scenario. It involves lots of, ahem, "protein shakes".

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

put on an apron *only.* Mmmhm.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You could be adolf hitler and I would fuck you if you made me those.

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Well, you're Tony Stark, you're not exactly known for prudishness or selectivity.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

My girlfriend actually introduced me to slutty brownies (same concept, sans cheesecake/pluse brownies)

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

y u do dis?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my gosh that thumbnail is OBSCENE. I love it.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My eyes just got diabeetus.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Slutty cheesecake bar is a great name for a club.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

and a resturant

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So far I have made the rainbow cake in a jar and trix treats. I can't even describe the feelings I felt.

13 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 2

Did you "nail" them? :P

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My dining hall makes those trix treats, and they're underwhelming. Maybe because they only use stale cereal.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also because they fuck everything up.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I need those trix treats like now

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

imagine the trix treats with fruity pebbles

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They sell those right beside the rice krispies treats at the grocery store. Well they do here.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yea but I can make them myself and they are ten times better

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Then do it!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For fucks sake I already had it in mind but then someones all they sell it at the store.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I just noticed I misspelled sluttiest in the title and no one has mentioned it. Good for you imgur. That's so sweet.

13 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

I think we all just like the way "sluttliest" sounds, hehe

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For once, the eyes aren't on the slut, eh?

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Imgur has become a less hostile place now.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

We didn't even notice until you mentioned it. :D

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

We aim to please, ma'am

13 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Your username doesn't agree with you.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Those chicken nuggets are really showing some pink

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They have deli ham in them.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know, dear. I was just being disgusting, like any good Imgur male.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh you see I missed it because it wasn't disgusting enough.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, I like to look on failures as opportunities for improvement

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a good attitude sir.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude it's Ramadhan.. Could you just not.. Just don't.. Could you just.. Okay?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

lol

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My apologies. :/

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hahaha oki, we're cool.. I've 0'd for next week though! ;)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the spirit!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0