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Some damn good food
Slutty cheesecake bars: http://www.bakersroyale.com/bars-and-cookie-bars/slutty-cheesecake-bars/
Buttermilk pancake cupcakes: http://themoonblushbaker.blogspot.com.au/2013/04/selective-everything-maple-pecan.html
Cannoli bites: http://www.cookingclassy.com/2013/04/cannoli-bites/
Peanut butter cup pie pops: http://www.thegunnysack.com/2013/04/peanut-butter-cup-pie-pops-recipe.html
Brownie ice cream sandwhich: http://www.goodlifeeats.com/2011/06/chocolate-covered-brownie-ice-cream-sandwich-recipe.html?_szp=321465
Peanut butter and jelly donuts: http://www.heatherchristo.com/cooks/2013/02/06/peanut-butter-and-jelly-donuts/
Vegan dessert nachos: http://minimalistbaker.com/vegan-dessert-nachos-with-coffee-ice-cream/
Strawberry cheesecake cake: http://www.recipegirl.com/2012/08/27/strawberry-cheesecake-cake/
Apple pie baked in apples: http://domesticdilettante.com/2012/01/11/applepie/
Apple almond bake with raspberries: http://princessmisia.com/blog/?p=3554
Trix treats: http://www.cravingsofalunatic.com/2012/04/trix-krispies.html
Rainbow cake in a jar: http://momadvice.com/blog/2012/03/rainbow-cake-in-a-jar-with-cloud-frosting
Surprise rainbow cake: http://rock-ur-party.tablespoon.com/2013/05/29/surprise-rainbow-pinata-cake/
Cake batter cinnamon rolls: http://sallysbakingaddiction.com/2013/03/25/cake-batter-cinnamon-rolls-without-cake-mix/
Cake batter milkshake: http://www.cookingclassy.com/2013/07/cake-batter-milkshakes-3-ingredient-recipe/
Watermelon blackberry margarita popsicles: http://www.bakersroyale.com/cocktail-popsicles-2/watermelon-and-blackberry-margarita-popsicle-2/
Watermelon margarita jelly shots: http://rock-ur-party.tablespoon.com/2013/05/28/melon-margarita-jelly-shots/
Sparkling lemonade with berry ice: http://www.annies-eats.com/2013/07/03/sparkling-lemonade-with-fresh-berry-ice/
Hot dog rings: http://ricosinazucar.com/2012/09/10/flores-de-pan-y-queso-rellenas-de-sachicha/
Chicken cordon bleu nuggets: http://rock-ur-party.tablespoon.com/2013/07/15/chicken-cordon-bleu-nuggets/
Bacon chipotle deviled eggs: http://chefthisup.com/recipe/9657/bacon-chipotle-deviled-eggs
Salmon BLT sliders: http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/05/crispy-salmon-blt-sliders-with-chipotle-mayo/
Cranberry brie grilled cheese: http://fourandtwentyblackberries.blogspot.com/2012/11/cranberry-brie-grilled-cheese.html
Crunchy oven-fried ravioli: http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/01/crunchy-oven-fried-cheese-ravioli/
Mac and cheese dog: http://www.bhg.com/recipes/from-better-homes-and-gardens/july-2012-recipes/#page=16
livertartcake
Slutty cheesecake bars = esophagal herpes. Every time.
emilyrunnes
Tag your porn
StefaGanis65
While we're on the topic of slutty food - I want to say that virgin olive oil makes any other olive oil sound like a dirty whore.
mremaknu
My mom learned how to make jar cakes because she could ship them to my brother while he was stationed overseas. Jar cake: Cake that ships!
retrohellix
It's because of people like you that I stay fat. Well, that and all the crap I keep eating.
lAmSHERLocked
This was very helpful. I've been looking for neat new recipes to try when I move in to my new apartment. Favorite +1
AlbinoAlligator
MAC and CHEESE DOG........I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT AND DAMMIT IT'S BRIGHT
RobertPaulsen
Violently pressing "0".
glitzville
VIOLENTLY BEING HUNGRY
ButDoesItFloat
I bet most of these upvotes came from favoriting
PeanutsaurusRex
Mouthgasm
YouAreNotABeautifulAndUniqueSnowflake
NSFW. It all looks excellent
copingcabana
Not Safe for Weightloss
OtakuReceiver37
*NotSafeForWaist
PyroDragon
*NSFF
ChaoticNatural
thefeev
Favorited....now time for some diabetes!
kingoftheeyesores
you had my attention at slutty
swagikarp08
NSFW- Not Safe For Weight
Wilhod
DIY - Diabetes In You
chrk
epic. forever in my mind from now on.
boredsandwich
Awww upvotet you from 999 to 1000! Super happy now. Have a nice day :D
swagikarp08
Thanks pal :)
DizzlerPachookas
Not Suitable For Wallet , either. I mean. WWAI
FlightoftheBumbleBear
"It's all going to go to your ass" they say. "all the better to sit on", I say.
xXTERMIN8RXXx
"I always upvote ass." @razor10000
jaskey
NSFH- Not Saved For Health
THEBEARDEDWARRIOR
I feel so fat right now... I want all these things!
the9thdude
Suddenly, diabetes.
furydeliverme
Mind Blown, oh weight, waist line blown.
hsalceht
i think you just beat the game
killawhalediver
oooooooooooohhh!
aryasnark
Not just delicious food pictures, but actual recipes too? I love you.
chemikest
I miss the old trix ;(
Alli187
As a Canadian, I miss Trix in general :(
MrsRichardsyourglassesarethere
I can't believe I never thought about putting bacon in deviled eggs...GIVE ME ALL THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE!
whycantithinkofagoodusername
but will i feel dirty eating the slutty cheesecake bars?
TacticusThrowaway
Then they're working.
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
Your fingers will.
patrickknight
I couldn't make it to the end. I came at the brownie ice cream sandwich.
EnnieB113
AAAAAAAAAAAAND favorite.
cactusdick
Just found out I have a gluten intolerance and this helped -10,000%
NeedsMoreDragQueenGifs
You should try Bobs Red Milll. Great non-wheat flours. Also look into fresh ground wheat. Highly processed rancid stuff is really to blame
foxyfaice
LAWL I liked this to my gluten intolerant friend right before reading your comment, she basically called me evil XD
cactusdick
I don't even know what gluten really is, but I know I'm gunna miss it so much
NeedsMoreDragQueenGifs
(1/2)source: I work at a bakery that sources local wheat. Several customers with gluten intolerance have switched to freshly ground wheat
kuraianubis
just replace the flour with gluten free kinds. You can still make a lot of those.
NeedsMoreDragQueenGifs
(2/2) with all the bran and fiber intact and found it's much easier for their bodies to digest
cactusdick
I've never heard of a Bobs Red Mill, but I'm definitely checking out alternative flour and such. Thanks for all the info!
NeedsMoreDragQueenGifs
you're welcome! and good luck!
raifsevrence
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
ChazzMichaelMichaelsIsFigureSkating
Always start with the sluttiest. Classic.
Repartir
Imagine that you told your girlfriend you two were going to get super slutty. And you put on an apron and everything. Then bake those bars.
guythatfixesCTscanners
My girlfriend made those bars for a cookout at my house, they didn't last an hour.
gangstagrizzab
You would get, literally, ALL the sex.
idranktoomuchwhiskey
if that's what you're into
AlbinoAlligator
I'm imagining my man did this. We would make the best porn ever.
xavierjmole
And the best cheesecake bars.
LawrenceofLabia
shuddered thinking about the cheese
LitchiesAndPlums
as a girlfriend: aw yiiiiiisssssss
mt77932
We would get about halfway through the recipie and I would get tackled.
TacticusThrowaway
No, that's the Football scenario. It involves lots of, ahem, "protein shakes".
moarrightmeow
put on an apron *only.* Mmmhm.
OakTree21
You could be adolf hitler and I would fuck you if you made me those.
chaoswolf1982
Well, you're Tony Stark, you're not exactly known for prudishness or selectivity.
hiperson134
My girlfriend actually introduced me to slutty brownies (same concept, sans cheesecake/pluse brownies)
kupokupo
y u do dis?
tsx09
Oh my gosh that thumbnail is OBSCENE. I love it.
AndritosRetardos
My eyes just got diabeetus.
Argenteus1
Slutty cheesecake bar is a great name for a club.
AlbinoAlligator
and a resturant
HoneymoonChild
So far I have made the rainbow cake in a jar and trix treats. I can't even describe the feelings I felt.
nootaloo
Did you "nail" them? :P
alittlenegative
My dining hall makes those trix treats, and they're underwhelming. Maybe because they only use stale cereal.
alittlenegative
Also because they fuck everything up.
Casnchaos
I need those trix treats like now
Lookatmyballs
imagine the trix treats with fruity pebbles
HoneymoonChild
They sell those right beside the rice krispies treats at the grocery store. Well they do here.
Lookatmyballs
yea but I can make them myself and they are ten times better
HoneymoonChild
Then do it!
Lookatmyballs
For fucks sake I already had it in mind but then someones all they sell it at the store.
HoneymoonChild
I just noticed I misspelled sluttiest in the title and no one has mentioned it. Good for you imgur. That's so sweet.
SHEDOOO
I think we all just like the way "sluttliest" sounds, hehe
poachedRoach
For once, the eyes aren't on the slut, eh?
chickennuggetmonster
Imgur has become a less hostile place now.
NickyGoodWolf
We didn't even notice until you mentioned it. :D
ProsecutorsWillBeViolated
We aim to please, ma'am
glitzville
Your username doesn't agree with you.
SanSamis
Those chicken nuggets are really showing some pink
HoneymoonChild
They have deli ham in them.
SanSamis
I know, dear. I was just being disgusting, like any good Imgur male.
HoneymoonChild
Oh you see I missed it because it wasn't disgusting enough.
SanSamis
Well, I like to look on failures as opportunities for improvement
HoneymoonChild
That's a good attitude sir.
mayodash
Dude it's Ramadhan.. Could you just not.. Just don't.. Could you just.. Okay?
roseblossom999
lol
HoneymoonChild
My apologies. :/
mayodash
Hahaha oki, we're cool.. I've 0'd for next week though! ;)
HoneymoonChild
That's the spirit!