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Jul 23, 2016 11:23 AM
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palelegionnaire1204
Cotton is king
AmoAmasAmant
Accurate
motherhoodlum
OMG try buying undergarments for maternity. It's a whole new level of hell, but with aching boobies.
AndyStegall
It sucks for men too. We have to stand there for hours screaming "JUST PICK SOMETHING" internally while you wring your hands indecisively.
NegativePositivePrimitive
Don't you know the less the material, the higher the cost.
felkoz
Ugh. This. Every time I find a cute pair their so expensive!!!
justyouraverageaussiegirl
*they're :)
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
I bought a five dollar T-shirt. It has the Miami Vice logo on it.
Volimar
Dude, you're suppose to wear underwear under your underwear when you try on underwear. Underwear.
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Target for cotton panties that super super cute
avyon
my poor husband.. I buy the packs of underwear from costco if they're not granny panties..
KNIVESY
Wait what? Weren't they saying cotton was bad for your ladybits?
UH60Mechanic
Eh? Cotton is supposed to be the most breathable. That's why a lot of other material based unds have cotton crotches.
pnuts13
Why is Taylor Swift working the register?
sarahbellaa
Her comics are cute but i can never relate! my only victoria's secret problem is that my ribcage is small so the 32 band is too big on me :(
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
The ASS panty is a bit pleonastic I guess
madknitterlady
It's the same when I'm shopping for any kind of clothing. Pure hell from start to finish. But bras are truly the worst.
ShearWind
My boobs are small but my back is kinda broad so a cup that fits has a strap that's too tight. THE PAIN.
KNIVESY
I seriously have the exact same bra. I have 2 in black, 2 in gray, and 1 in white. Fuck shopping.
KhajiitHasWaresIfYouHaveUpvotes
Especially when they claim to be size D but they're actually a B with loads of stuffing
ireallyreallylikepotatos
Just get a splendies subscription.
ularg
As a man, I find these kinds of rants fascinating. A life I never knew.
RedSheikah
As a tiny person with curves, this post speaks to my soul. Clothes shopping, even for underwear, can reduce me to tears
VerticalTaco
Opposite end of the scale for me. Tall with some curves and panties keep getting shorter. Asscrack is perpetually exposed. :|
RedSheikah
I get that too! Clothes sucks all around. We should all just be nudists
gonetodublin
just wait till we get talking about shopping for jeans.
Skawomplious
Naw, jeans are easy. Find the Levi's rack, find the 38w/34l in something besides black, then find the cashier. Easy!
gonetodublin
For men it's easy. There's no standard for women's jean sizes. Theres like a 6-size range i could be depending on the store
LooseyGooseyBrett
Hanes work just fine for me
SquirrelMasterK
Ross. Ross for panties.
spoons4u
*buys comfy lose boxers* tfw balls are stuck to my leg all day at work
captainclutch
Then you keep doing the one big step thing all day
ularg
Male boxers incorporate nanotech to get stuck in every corner of your crotch.
Falos
IKNEWIT.
uncleabel
Can people try on underwear in stores?
Gnoll
If they are the single pairs you could, but I don't know anyone who would. You just buy your size.
CorneliusCornwall
Why are donut bras not a thing?!
MrFuzzer
Turns out no one has enough dough to make them.
speakonlytruths
We keep eating them
CorneliusCornwall
I frikkin knew it
Andylium
it's very easy tu turn it into a boob bagel and eat the whole thing.
CorneliusCornwall
That's the idea ;)
InnsmouthTourist
I donut know why. Maybe it's a hole on the aereole
serenityaerin
I would wear the hell out of one.
CorneliusCornwall
You might have an ant issue though.
serenityaerin
I don't think it would last long enough for that.
CorneliusCornwall
Ya gonna share?
serenityaerin
I would assume the general idea is so have it eaten off me
NerdN1
The oots site had underwhear that says "I prepared explosive runes this morning".
xiiisavestheworld
It's important to get your chest size measured for the right bra. I'm available all day
TheManWithNoNameZappBrannigan
It also sucks when you're a man and you just want some nice panties for yourself.
Feralkyn
Just get the cheap-ass cotton multipacks online. Am I the only one who wrecks underwear once a month anyway?
Shizaaam
Mine disintegrate after not that long. My wife hates when I try and wear my hobo underwear.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
I think most women do, but everyone needs a couple pairs of..."date night" panties. :)
flamingflamingo
I actually hate cotton.
nadirecur
Agreed. My favorite panty fabric rn is probably modal. Soft, silky, stretchy, but still breathable. Plus, cotton is bad for the environment.
gonetodublin
cotton is more breathable and helps prevent yeast infections
flamingflamingo
I don't have a problem with yeast infections. I just prefer thinner material.
gonetodublin
I dont have a prob w/them either. I usually just buy whats pretty. Just saying why some people prefer cotton
nicolesusanne21
I really hate when people say "panties" instead of "underwear".
ShearWind
Hubby and I say "underpants" :))
NoelSturgeon
Panties is my word of choice
willowed
I say undies. I believe it to be unisex as well. Husband's boxers-his undies.
tarataqa
don't get your panties in a bunch!
IFUCKEVERYTHING
I think a girl saying "panties" is sooooo hot
NotAgainRichard
knickers?
HEXADECIMAL
Dungarees!
kermie92
But aren't those jeans?
Sephority
Overalls I think
HEXADECIMAL
Good Catch! My Gma called em Britches!
justyouraverageaussiegirl
I feel so dirty if I say panties
missbelled
That was good. Now say it... slower.
justyouraverageaussiegirl
Paaaantiessss
ACanadianPerson
Why?
justyouraverageaussiegirl
IDK, it's just a weird word. It sounds so...tasteless? Maybe it's bc we don't use the term over here. Languages.
penguinsandmuffkisses
I say undapants.
chrispduckling
Moist gusset...
PanicAtTheEverywhere
penguinsandmuffkisses
YEP!!
11inchestallerthananemperorpenguin
This is why I've just stopped wearing bras. Free the boobs!!!
JeanZedlav
I wish. GG/H over here.
11inchestallerthananemperorpenguin
As a newb what does gg/h mean? I could google it but asking is so much more fun
Gnoll
It means she has big ass tits. For the large breasted among us, just going braless isn't an option, basically.
JeanZedlav
They aren't that big. They make bra sizes up to Ps.
Gnoll
Pray tell what size tits do you have? Because GG/H is well above average, and definitely into the uncomfortable to be braless zone.
JeanZedlav
It's a cup size. AA, B, C, D, DD, E, F, FF, G, GG, H, HH, etc.
therealretto
Just go to Victoria secrets and get the 4 for 25 deal... that's what my wife does, tons of choices without the print. Where are u shopping?
ADreamWeaver
Go to target bc you get 6 for 25 and they're just as nice and have way more options.
speakonlytruths
They keep incorporating weird mixes of prints and colors into a lot of those deal panties and it makes my life miserable digging :<
ADreamWeaver
Target 6 for 25 the last time I was there. Way nicer patterns and a ton of styles
crayoncandy
I did that last batch and they started falling apart immediately.
EmzeexD
Yeah or kmart. That shits on. Comfiest gs ever
lowfunctioninggenius
"My wife". sure, sure, buddy
whipcreampie
It's 7 for 27 a lot of times too which is the best deal
StaringAtSidewalks
Oh yeah just get a whole pile of panties one size to big. Since apparently XS doesn't exist
AnyOddSituationThatMakesMeRelevant
What about bras? That's where they get you...
FemaleINTJ
I do victoria secret for those too, plain black and cream colors, sizes are pretty consistent. If you rotate the bras they last for years.
asheara
They have a lot of 2 for $40-50 deals, especially the plainer ones, that's not bad for a bra.
BitchButcher
I'm sorry to tell you but this girl is just a drawn cartoon figure. She won't answer you.
NotAgainRichard
Outside the USA.
SomethingAwesomer
WTF is with going to non-American Victoria Secrets that don't have bras/no sales on panties?!?!
StaringAtSidewalks
Canada has sales through the sister location la sensa
SomethingAwesomer
I need to find the Swedish equivalent of la Sensa. It's just weird walking into them here and they're mainly perfume.
Wulfvee
Aerie has that but it's 7 for $27
meltingeggs
Yeah, I just did that. They have plenty of plain colours and pretty lace without dumbass rhinestone/day of the week nonsense
walkingonmoonbeams
I love Aerie, much better quality and selection imo
Wulfvee
Yes! And their models are non photoshopped regular girls! Love how soft and comfy everything is as well!
canihavemyphdnowplease
If you wash them 5 times they completely disintegrate. Go to target. Buy the 'more expensive' Hanes. Aka $10 for 5.
ADreamWeaver
Target has 6 for 26 from the bins and honestly I'm way happier with those than any I've gotten at Victoria secret over the years
UH60Mechanic
What are you washing them in, acid? I do the 5/26 about 4x a year. I've got ones from at least 7 years ago. Gentle/cold cycle, air dry.
ITalkAboutGoats
If I air dried here, they'd grow mold
canihavemyphdnowplease
I agree they USED to hold up but now? I want my underwear to last at least a year and they don't do that for me
UH60Mechanic
Yeah I have not had that experience. Maybe you're getting some rejects that made it into the bin? lol
canihavemyphdnowplease
I don't want to baby my under pants. The elastic starts shredding after a month, walkin 'round like Sally strings ova 'ere.
TommyRottn
So funny - he's taking this seriously.
TommyRottn
must be an engineer - there is a problem and I must SOLVE it
therealretto
actually... i am an engineer...
TommyRottn
yes - I know, nod your head, say "oh my that is terrible", and move along
ilavalamp
Just a man really. Don't bring us a problem unless you want us to try and solve it...
TommyRottn
"young man" - see advice below
missbelled
Also a man: Don't expect me to change or show understanding for your point of view. My way or the highway, babe.
supersmashsisters
What if we're just venting? :/
TommyRottn
oh my that's terrible...
TommyRottn
just nod your head, say "oh my that is terrible", and move along