I think my battery is growing

Jan 5, 2026 4:43 PM

Sinlok

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Edit: I bypassed the battery in the bios. It's no longer growing. Framework is shipping me a replacement ASAP. I ordered another one anyway. My ifixit kit comes in tomorrow. I'll post a proof of life photo if you're all that worried. I'm more scared of the Cascadia Fault Line.

Just so everyone knows. I don't have anything nice here save for the laptop with the battery that was growing. Tools are coming tomorrow and yes, I know all about lithium fires. Easiest way to dispose of it would be to take it to the mine and put it to use.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must've downloaded the new firmware upgrade. Gives you more battery

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhh spicy battery pillow! Get that the hell out of your place and not near ANYTHING flammable, Lithium Ion batteries can pop and burn your fucking house down. Worked for an energy company and hoo boy did I see some crazy OSHA reports about large batteries. But the laptop ones are the same fire hazard, especially once this starts happening.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jeez how much ram did you download?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s where baby batteries come from

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

when the gestation of that battery is complete it will emerge as a beautiful metal fire!

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If it's puffed up at all I'd remove it immediately, unless you like the possibility of your place burning down at random.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never been so lucky to grow properly a battery, I’m kinda envious

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dispose of that properly, IMMEDIATELY. Do NOT keep using it and whatever you do do not try to charge it. If you NEED the phone have a professional replace the battery. Lithium fires are no joke

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This. And do not throw it in a bin. Your country must have recycling centers or professionals for that.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also pay attention to chargeable devices that no longer hold charge. Yes, batteries can have a lifespan that depends on how you use it, but we found a bulging battery in an old wireless speaker that *didn't show externally* because there was space in the case. We wouldn't have known if it wasn't opened up.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Take it outside and shoot it with a bb gun

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. Ask the county if there is a safe way to get rid of it.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1