Oh no.........

Mar 4, 2026 6:44 PM

After the 2nd one my stomach immediately started hurting. Idk how long these have been in the fridge but apparently... "Too long" was the answer. Pretty sure I'm not gonna die or anything but I don't think I'm gonna be leaving the bathroom for a bit.

It's called pulling a Jamie Lee Curtis

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fortunately, milk for milk based products is usually sterilized before being used, same with the fruit used, so yes it may upset your stomach, and might cause you to throw up, but any food born illnesses is unlikely.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's got even more probiotics now!

4 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Might move quick enough to come out the other end as the same color

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it helps, North American food regulations have big safety buffers. I've worked in food supply chain for many years, even including fresh sushi.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe try some probiotic fruit, those last a little longer. Though I don't recommend eating more than one serving either.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are yogurts designed to help women poop why would you eat two of them in a row @op

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because I noticed they were expired, otherwise I would have eaten 4.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In Peace

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Probiotics

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the sound of the anus

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hello, butthole, my old friend
It seems I've caused you harm again
Here come the gases, slowly creeping
Left the skids while I was sleeping
And the burning, that I've felt down in my butt

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hurts a lot
Down with the sound
Of anus

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When dairy products go bad, you can't miss it. Spoiled yogurt is not something you'd eat more than a spoonful before spitting it out. Also, yogurt lasts forever past the expiration date. So my money is on coincidence. 🤞

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'll be honestly, the cherry flavor was pretty strong and it didn't taste very good. I thought that was because it was a healthy version. When something says it's healthy on it I usually let it slide a few places on taste. This was deff about a 2/10. But healthy I would put it at a 4/10

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol. So how's the ol' digestive system now?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've deff lost some weight today in an interesting way lol

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diet yogurt!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Feels more like "DIEt Yogurt" lol

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