The Rise of Memestealer

Jan 11, 2020 4:36 PM

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This is the way. v

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Put Disney original on season 7 not the whole show what's next, are they going to put Disney original on the original 6 movies too? Maclunky

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Force ghost cosplay is pretty brilliantly done!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one about turning your lightsaber on and off is canon. It’s called Tràkata and was used by Obi-Wan against Anakin on Mustafar. (1/2)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s mostly used by Sith as it’s a deceptive form of combat but the Jedi have been known to use it. (2/2)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 is cause they take up space and don’t drink :p

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 Technically today years old. Don't forget the great droid uprising though

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Padme was 14 when she was queen...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 And here I thought it was because they dont eat or drink and they would be taking up space in the bar

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just figured it was since 95% of the droids we meet are annoying as hell.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw, come on, Solo was a blast!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rewatched it for the first time recently and it really is better than it got credit for. Still don’t see him as Han but it’s a fun movie

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a fun movie i think second best recent star wars film easy arguably the best.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9. Leia died because Carrie Fisher died

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Kinda wish the last one was real.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the lightsaber on/off one, I think it was used at one point in the Jedi: Fallen Order game.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's also a very dangerous technique if someone knows what you're doing.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 I was today years old when I realized it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

#1 disney even stole the idea of claiming something was one of their originals, netflix has been doing that to anime for years

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The droid thing is because they take up space and can't buy drinks at a bar. People aren't prejudiced against astromechs in star wars

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And tatooine wouldn't have been involved in that war anyway right?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#31 We are all Luke.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah fuck. I meant the one where he plays with his planes, but I can't count.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 Would have to be any time after 1999 really. They didn't establish that the Clones were the good guys until the movie came out in 2002.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Retroactive retcon

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought it was because droids don't eat or drink and take up occupancy that could go to customers who actually do do those things

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Leia was adopted by a wealthy political family who seeded the rebellion. Luke got sent to live with some farmers in Space New Mexico.

6 years ago | Likes 350 Dislikes 0

Sooooo Star Wars is space Breaking Bad.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

And his farmer uncle kept guilt tripping him into not going to college/the academy.

6 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

Being raised in NM there really isnt much to do. Farm. Oil. Albuquerque.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure its just Space Mexico

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Beat me to it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like Space Ghana. Nothing there but scrap, sand, and recruiters for radical militias.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

“There’s two suns and no women!”

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

New Mexico does have 3 Air Force bases

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Very apt. Mos Eisley is pretty much Albuquerque.

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Or Terlingua, TX crossed with Presidio.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except Mos Eisley has less scum and villainry

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought they didn't serve droids because they don't buy drinks and take up floor space

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In #4 shouldn’t the far right, 3rd down box be selected because there is a councilman’s arm behind Ani?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We’ll assume the overlap with Anakin canceled it out, lol

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Hulu does the same thing on Letterkenny....fuckers.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure Leia died because Carrie Fisher did. Not defending the writing, but don't do her like that.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

She SHOULD have died in The Last Jedi. Her survival was beyond ridiculous, even without taking Carrie’s death into account.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

No it wasn't - fairly easy to survive space for at least 90 seconds. She used the force to pull herself in - what's the issue?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I meant in the sense that it invalidated the whole point the scene. of Ben choosing not to kill her, then her dying anyway.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not really, if you don't hold your breath you might make it to 2 minutes. Also Star wars never operated on our laws of physics.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What if Palpatine drained Padme's life force to save Vader because the events were juxtaposed in the movie and he clearly did it in IX

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Having just got back from TRoS he definitely seemed surprised when he first drew power from them. But...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... I do think what you suggest have been implied in some of the new canon Vader comics

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turning the lightsaber on and off again during combat was seen as deceptive and not used by the Jedi. Sith on the other hand ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Also not sure why Maul turned on both sides of saber at the beginning of the fight, instead of using it as a way to ambush the Jedi later.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like, Qui Gon was parrying a regular saber stroke, and in the process Maul activates the other side and impales him.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Caring about honor while in a fight to the death with someone who clearly doesn't. These idiots deserved what happened to them.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The big thing is most force dualists shielded themselves from force techniques and a lot of sabers required a constant flow of force from

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The wielder to be on. It wasnt until way later that sabers weren't built to require force to activate, but in the times of lots of force

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Users your average joe literally couldn't use a lightsaber.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They do it in the old Republic era. Back when Jedi actually knew how to fight. Celeste Morne took on ~5 Sith at once in the Legacy comics.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(Legacy took place after the movies... long story short she lived for 4000 years due to a talisman that was the source of the Rakghouis).

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With 4K years of practice with fighting and the Force she had better be able to take on 5 presumably non main badguy Sith at once.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well she was asleep for most of that time in stasis. But yes she was a Shadow, they were specifically trained to hunt and kill Sith.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And she killed the main bad guy (Darth Krayt). Well the first time, he actually survives, and gets killed again later.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always figured the delay on the blade powering up was a massive risk. It’s not much of a delay, but when you are fighting a precognitive

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Wizard with super speed it could go poorly. I do recall it actually being a part of some lightsaber style, though I can’t remember the name.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I cant remember the style either, I just know it isnt a Jedi thing. I'd have to go do some digging

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trakata, it was used by Jedi who needed to compensate for their lack of experience in combat, eventually abandoned.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, #1 is a bit of a dick move to claim it's an original production of disney+.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

As with most Disney franchises, Disney copied someone else's idea and claimed they came up with it.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Hulu and Netflix do it all the time (Letterkenny, Arrested Development, black mirror, etc.)

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Netflix is worse because they do it when they just have exclusive streaming rights but had zero involvement in production.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's because they're making a new season. Every service does that when they continue a cancelled series.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Force Healing was supposed to be an extremely rare skill. You either have it naturally, or you're Darth Plagueis and discover it through >>

6 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1

Yeah Jedi with the skill were usually Consulars. It's common for RPG guides and SWTOR, but in-universe it's supposed to be a rare ability.

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

I feel like ROS tried to hand wave all the super powered force abilities with that Force Dyad thing the Emperor was talking about

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

right before he sucked the life outta Rey and Ben.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not sure. I figured the Force Dyad is a Star Wars equivalent of the red thread of fate.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

>> controlled force lightning.

6 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

It wasn't force healing. Darth Sidious literally pulled the Force from their bodies (the Force exists in all things). It was something else.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I still don't think he should have had whatever power it was to transfer the Force left in his body to hers.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's what darth bane did when his apprentice killed him. He didnt fully take over her, but transferred a good amount of himself into her.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, fucking Darth Bane! Ancient history here, friend.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Darth Plagueis was Sidious' master. Plagueis was exploring the dark side and its capacities even into healing as a form of torture. >>

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

>> You heal the victim, and can continue torturing the victim indefinitely until the answers spill like water from a broken glass.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0