I remember reading about some rare female bird in a rearing programme in Germany that was so imprinted on a specific zookeeper that he was the only one that would get her to reproduce. She would straight up kill any male bird they tried to pair her up with so the zookeeper had to regularly inseminate her manually.
bluestemrocks
Bow and jump, man! That’s the game.
Cosmicfisherman
Writing type of Bird Son.. Please let it find one of it's own.
JarJarDrinks
Sarus crane.
aChungusAmongUs
Good birb
DukePhelan
Brother. That looks like a sandhill crane courting you with a mating dance. Just know that they are monogamous and mate for life.
WhiteRhino723
Tha fuck is this!
And why the fuck am I crying?!
JackieTreehornProductions
Whoop! There it is.
Spiffytown
Becky let me smash
oozabooza
i always updoot birbs
Lionanar
You've been served !!
GenesisAmadeus
How?
leviking
Take... that broken wing... and learn to fly again, learn to live so free.
mockingbird75
Ahhh driving around vice city listening to this on the radio.. good memories
gracefulone
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
At first, as dude was taking off his hoodie, I thought they were gonna fight. This is better.
Jaqdakloun
...is that dude gonna fuck this bird?
duktayp
David Brin: Uplift series...been some 30 years since I read the books... This is reminding me of one of the scenarios in one of the books
USKillbotics
Well it wasn't for me... but NOW it is.
TacoFox
Its all fun and games till the bird wants to be on top...
jiffyt101
“Dances with Birds will always be my friend!!”
photo1311
Dance off, bro
treboresque
mazel tov! now you and the bird are married.
QuackWok
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SirRealOfTheShire
I thought he was getting ready to fight that dinosaur.
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
vonKaiser
erickey942000
Stork husband?
DameDePiques
Dude, that bird is courting you!
TheLordFoxington
Birds do this curiously frequently. I don't know why.
seedye
Dude is catfishing the bird. “Yes, I am sexy single crane in your area.”
thean
If that guy ran up to me and started doing that I’d probably start acting all giddy just like that bird!
BellsTheorem
You don't need to be a birdologist to recognize that.
NinjaCongo
Is this some kind of bird rehab? Left wing appears broken.
Anfalicious
That's a brolga or a sarus crane but I'm pretty sure that's not Australia. Might be India, but my guess is this is a zoo in the americas.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I remember reading about some rare female bird in a rearing programme in Germany that was so imprinted on a specific zookeeper that he was the only one that would get her to reproduce. She would straight up kill any male bird they tried to pair her up with so the zookeeper had to regularly inseminate her manually.
darthnerdus6236
Ostrich farms have this problem. Hand reared males imprint and court their handlers.
NinjaCongo
Reverse furry.
StupidCanadianWolfBird
insaaanity
So the joke here is that you'd like to fuck a bird?
StupidCanadianWolfBird
No, that Quagmire would like to fuck a bird. But then, he probably already has.
Cataleast
If I were to hazard a guess, the wing is broken beyond repair and this is a sanctuary rather than rehabilitation.
TheVillageGrouch9000
Agreed.
selfishsarah
I too am broken beyond repair. Where is my sanctuary?
nyetwork
I think it is here, my dude
Andunistar
Your answer is much less depressing then mine.
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
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