gizmoat14
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Delivery Instructions: Dirty joke = Extra tip
Wife is not pleased...
Oct 25, 2016 4:03 AM
gizmoat14
86046
2694
245
Delivery Instructions: Dirty joke = Extra tip
Wife is not pleased...
nihilistdad
Nice tats. She single?
HerbieSanders
Upvote for ordering Domino's. P.S. I love filling special request like this.
MrMeeseeksDoinThangs
Wait is that a woman?
Archeangel2020
That is one handsome woman!
Palfrost
I have the same slipcover ! IKEA, right ?
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
What is this? A message for ants?
Wolfwent
There's zoom....on my PC!
mitch5j86
TIL you can earn at least double the upvotes if you post your kinda topless wife next to a mediocre jole
SummerOfBees
If you're just now learning that semi-nude attractive women and bad jokes get you upvotes, then hello, welcome to Imgur.
Theunimaginativeone
Wait what was the tip?
beeswithoutkneecaps
Your lady has pipes...whoa.
Flashtro
She hawt
12missafew99100
Nice tats
Greatwood
Vhiyur
Is this the same guy from the original Spider-Man trilogy? He looks like the wrestler that Peter fought in the first movie.
DingleBerryJane
Damn look at the quality of that gif +1 oooh yeeeah
spannnumber72
Can I arm wrestle your wife
Cuddl3Bug
Plot twist: Pizza guy is behind the camera
RoboticTurtle
That's the same face she was making in your wedding photo you shared. OP is about to get some... ...pizza.
Classsysnek
That's a shiny bedpost ;)
hashimmenu127001
Wowww...
oblongshapes
I'm glad to see other people have sex to pass the time waiting for a pizza to be delivered.
NuevoTejas
Lol. I initially thought delivery boy got a "tip" I always hoped that would happen to me... but alas. Good to watch it in porn but.
Sauroctonus
Why not both?
JamesCannotsay
https://33.media.tumblr.com/3be24d85189f73c6e93b4469d9bda928/tumblr_mnm93yS50n1sts8mfo1_500.gif
bhikku
sword or sheathe?
IWannaDipMyBallsInIt
Then move the fucking box and please her
drunkenbuffoon
I love the state
KowalskiThePenguin
Username sounds about right
iloveb00bies
Thats a her?
NZSheeps
Or move the blanket and please us (sorry, I had to)
PissedOffOoberDriver
Shouldn't he use the fucking box if he's going to please her?
WhatFuckingNameIsntTaken
Saw the opportunity and went for it, well done
outlawjosey
Your wife looks like a badass
Seymour974
It looks like it gets offended when you don't use it's pronouns .
wouldntyouliketobeapeppertoo
Flyndaran
She looks completely normal. Anyone can get tattoos now, you know?
YeGods
But not like a woman.
MundaneFinality
Not your type, anyway
JumballWotersun
She looks like she wants to punch his dick
Polydactyly
YeGods
Woah, I did not need to see that dude's face in closeup.
Ifaptomercy
Did you just assume their gender! *el triggerioso*
nihilistdad
Swallow, damn it!
GolFoehammer
drsatan69420
That's papa johns. I might have a pizza addiction if I can ID pizza on sight.
gizmoat14
Na bro, domino's. Notice how the corner of the box slants in at a 45° angle.. classic structure of inferior pizza.
drsatan69420
Damn, you right.
calvincubus
Yo can I get a slice? Im hungry.
CluelessMomhands
I wish I had a hot wife so I could post pictures of her half naked for upvotes...
YeGods
So does OP.
cjpoet
It's amazing how many triangular things I like to eat.
TheDoctormoriarty
Like what? Pizza, Pie, and Pussy?
boobphysicist
in that order
Monkeyfighter
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
SlickerThanNick
what about Cake, Corn Chips and Coochies?
cjpoet
Ya broke the code, genius.