Small dump of misfortune

Apr 19, 2017 9:08 PM

SuckieMcSuck

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Shit got real in #13.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very correct cat tax!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

that Rena wreck tho. totally fucked NZ up for a bit, pretty sure we still dredging up oil and plastic from the water. ridiculous mistake

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Did the entire ship eventually sink? What a catastrophe.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

it got beached on a reef or sandbar i think

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has been mostly salvaged. Still a few parts sunk around the reef.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MECHELININKATU! TORILLE!! SUOMI

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same but you were the 1st to comment. The conrete truck pic is definitely from Helsinki.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the only one that makes me sad is the crock pot of food all over the floor.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Cat's happy enough.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some of these are from stupidity not fortune

9 years ago | Likes 1021 Dislikes 15

There's no luck. There's no justice. There's just stuff that happens. The universe doesn't give enough of a fuck for luck to exist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And other people being assholes

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

Lol like kids

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

And captured in the moment! Perhaps that is more the point.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The misfortune of being stupid?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Lotion dispenser in middle instead of the drinks, own fault.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep i guess some captain will be hanged on higest mast here, due some old sailing unwritten rule from 1800's

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope that cat is okay, that looked really high up

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It decreases in skill level as the video continues

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Love this fucking hilarious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmmm indeed. But how many people, particulary our septic friends, even recognize the film?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In college I dumped a pallet of milk in the back of a Safeway. 200 gals of milk went under everything. I took off the apron and just left.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

MY LASAGA

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#15 looks like the perfect time to tell her how stupid it was of her to drop it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SAIL!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The one with the car in the pool is from Project X

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

poop lock is a new security system

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a gas station service technician a $50 breakaway would have prevented #9

9 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 2

So would a modicum of intelligence.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah God knows intelligent people never make mistakes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's 25k in damage to save $50

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

But someone gonna pay a new pump for them ? New..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a former car wash/gas station manager, can confirm. Little brass breakaway screw thing. Used to carry 3 or 4 in my pocket all day long.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

starting your car while connected to the gas pump is extremely dangerous. small chance of a huge explosion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like it has a breakaway, it just didn't do its job

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing but I thinking that's a 16in hose connected to the main line

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ive never seen a breakaway fail. They come apart at around 250lbs-300lbs

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I covered at a gas station that was closing down and the breakaway was corroded so bad I don't think it would have worked.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I say this because they literally just snap together. Think a socket on a socket wrench where the tension on that ball is what keeps it on

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Could have rusted tight. Only saying that because I had it happen on one of my impacts. Almost got a new one because the socket was so stuck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, being one of the few guys on staff at a gas station, it was normally my job to go replace them with they broke away.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How common is the kitchen cabinet one? This is one of my phobias.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Depends. Don't overload MDF cabinets, don't try to climb them, and replace immediately if you notice sagging. Otherwise you'll be fine.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there a standard max weight? I get nervous about putting my crockpot and ceramic casserole dishes up top.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really a standard, but if they were installed by a pro then they can handle your casserole dishes easily. 1. -->

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people run into trouble by filling theirs with water bottles, or as I guess what happened above, used them to climb up on the counter.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need to use correct fasteners, length and head, and enough spacing and placement in back wall of cabinet. Then, not very common.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is there a standard max weight? I get nervous about putting my crockpot and ceramic casserole dishes up top.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends who installed it. The shear and tensional strength of the fasteners are the issue. I would have someone remove 1 of the fasteners

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and examine it then look at spacing, how far from edges of cabinet back (if OSB board). If in doubt, add more into the studs only.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such a good dump! +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what's up with that bike with the chain? I get that a dog shit on it, but why the grass or moss or whatever?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

(The image shows what it should look like new, the green is the fabric. Think it's to do with ease of use/protecting hands & the bike).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Top picture made me look up from my laptop to my tv that sits on my mantle. It's been there 5 years. Should be safe, right?

9 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 4

*evil subconcious thought* All the vibration from the speakers have weakened the mortar and it's just barely holding on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It it isn't attached to the wall, then it isn't safe.

9 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 1

They make safty hooks/straps that will save it from a fall. I'm ocd and had them at my last house with my new 4k because I was scared. GL

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looking at all these just makes me wanna say:

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's what the other guy said, too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, if it falls just consider it an opportunity to upgrade. (Hopefully it doesn't though!)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's still functional, but 10 years old. I've been looking for a reason to swap it out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's now a floor model?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a 1st generation lcd or plasma, which were VERY heavy. Like VEEEERRRRY heavy.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I've got this model - it's a plasma. And I don't think I'll ever get it out of my basement without a crane.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, I'm also limping this model along.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like 100 to 150 pounds heavy, I hate moving those! Even late model ones weigh 50 to 75 pounds.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My grandma had a 32 inch one. It was the same shape as a CRT, just scaled up. Friggin brutally heavy.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So. Much. Glass.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was probably a projector tv.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG! I hope that kitty is OK!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

even if it fell high cats can float towards the ground

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wtf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 it's a floor model.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 dismanteled

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#18 SAIL!

9 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 6

Rip vine

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Youtube bro...video to long for Vine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heyyyy I member!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Totally thought that what I saw it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've watched that video so many times! How did it line so perfectly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SailCat!!!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's the back feet that get me.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0 (According to the original video, the cat was fine)

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That... was awesome

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahaha, thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I yelled that when he jumped. Oh gosh, I'm being one with Imgur!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean Youtube?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, imgur

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh you think Imgur is OC? Oh you're new. Welcome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks sort of...not ground floor.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

There was a study done in I think the 70s or 80s looking into this and they found that cats can survive literally any fall, but the most

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dangerous height is approximately 8 storeys. Lower means slower and less damage, higher means they can move in such a way as to maximise

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

surface area while still conserving angular momentum, reducing their terminal velocity and slowing them down. A single storey drop would

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

usually barely even hurt. The study was done because of the high rate of cat injuries and deaths at the time as a result of windows that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cats can literally sail though the air its most likely better off from the 5th floor rather than the 3rd

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

SAIL!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm genuinely concerned

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Most of the time cats survive any fall. Their terminal velocity is quite low + they have a special falling technique

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the original video the cat was fine

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If I was the kid that painted the TV I would run, run and never stop. I'd would literally be beaten to a pulp

9 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 4

It's just a tv, and it looks easy to fix. He didn't set the house on fire.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

As a kid I once washed the TV with a very wet sponge, trying to help my mom. A few months later there was actual moss growing inside...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dad would beat me with jumper cables.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

I don't believe you! In fact I think it's fiction, beaten to a pulp indeed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beaten to a pulp, then smeared across the TV.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the look of the tub its sudocrem which is just an antiseptic cream so it shouldn't be that difficult to clean off

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Yep definatley looks like sudocrem. Source: I have kids and we HAD a tub of it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found the parent. Source: I too am a dad.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like modge-podge to me-red label, white container. Similar consistency.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dunno,had a stuffed bear my son destroyed in the stuff.even after machine wash it had a greasy sheen that never left.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That shit sticks to skin and takes ages to scrub off, wouldn't like to clean it off a screen which you can't really apply pressure to.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that's gesso, which is a primer. If so, it's not coming off.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That is absolutelly a sudocrem, I have bunch of those. It's cleaned up in 5 minutes with a vetwipe. No damage done.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, that is sudocrem. When I was younger I coated my cat in it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I used to get rashes and maybe my dumb brain decided that it would help the poor thing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the tub definitely looks like sudocrem to me

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I hope you're right!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd guess a diaper rash cream too, especially since that's the kind of thing parents of a young child leave lying around... 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2/2 In my experience though, the ones I use are rather thick and difficult to remove sans copious amounts of water and soap...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Took me a few "Oh god" "that poor bastard" to realize the soldier guy didnt shit himself on a march

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Im confused

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought it looked like he shat himself >_> HIs pants just split

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah I see, thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Help us... We are lost

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he pooped himself

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what happened? I am quite confused.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His trousers ripped

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

split his pants - has blue undies and brown skin ..?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0