John Goodman Alignment Chart

Sep 3, 2023 11:25 AM

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John Goodman on Community was the funniest shit ever written.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about John Goodman's breakout roles in Speedracer and Transformers

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why do these alignment charts always put Walter Sabchek as chaotic? Walter is Lawful Neutral AF. He pulls a gun on someone for stepping over the line in bowling. He says that at least Nazis stand for something. He has a rule for everything and hates when people don't respect rules. That's who he is.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

King Ralph is still my Fav role of his.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was absolutely fantastic in Treme

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ocious P. Potter from the borrowers.

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He was great on Roseanne and The Connors. Too bad Roseanne turned out to be a racist cunt.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the chaotic evilman role? That, and the lawful neutralman are the only two I don't recognize

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The closer you get to lawful good, the more fantastical it becomes. There's an allegory in here somewhere.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is his role from Fallen where he is taken over by a demon and is actually evil?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Underrated, apparently. Although the character that gets possessed could definitely be the LG or LN (memory of his actions is a bit hazy...)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is true. The human character was a good man. Been a while since that movie came out.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm hurt that Pops Racer wasn't chosen for Chaotic Goodman. That flew to another country to chastise/ help his son and then that same man manhandled a Non-ja to protect his family.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield Lane scarred me for life. I know he was acting but I have never been so terrified of a human being.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a surprisingly good movie and he was excellent in it :)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was good (except for the shoehorned ending) but I can’t ever watch it again. John Goodman will get me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Walter is lawful neutral. I'm drawing a line in the sand

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I was thinking the same thing

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the part where he drew a 1911 on Smoky got going over the line? Or when he bailed out of the car with an Mp5?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like to hear your case, if you don't mind.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Although he has his wild card moments he's obsessed with rules and regulations (mark it zero, I'm finishing my coffee) and he's obviously not evil but he's not good (you're not wrong Walter YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE). The only chaotic thing he does is the undies bag scene but he's following his own soldiers doctrine, which I can still argue (though barely) that that's still him sticking to a set of rules

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Picking and choosing which code you're living by moment-to-moment isn't a lawful action, it's just manipulating the people around you. That or it's mental illness which doesn't fall under the alignment chart.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just think the alignment is up for debate, L can go C and G can go E... but ultimately it's an argument that you have to make. And yeah Walter is not exactly stable but I think because of his strict adherence to rules, without regard for others, is why he's LN. But you could make any argument hell I could see a working theory where he's CG

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't recognize neutral and chaotic evilman. Can an angel help me, please?

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Everyone always forgets his singing dinosaur role!

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He looks like a cross between Seth Rogan and Alan Tudyk

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Man, that Gary Oldman can do anything.

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When he played the dad in Coyote Ugly I thought he looked like he'd give food hugs.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John Goodman? All I see is Vice-Dean Robert Laybourne, head of Greendale’s air conditioner repair school.

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3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

RIP

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I forgot everything you said after rectum.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Then we'll see "wazzup"

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Breathprint Approved*

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Chaotic evil? His role as Charlie Meadows/"Madman" Mundt in "Barton Fink".

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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No Righteous Gemstones?!??

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. Eli Gemstone seems Lawful Neutral but maybe I'm wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd have gone with Lawful Evil

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The famous still from Barton Fink would work really well.

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Love that movie

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

John Chaotic Evilman for sure. The hotel scene in this was phenomenal cinematography. This whole movie was fantastic though.

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John Oopsman

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

King Ralph!

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

The rare royal Goodman

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That’s funny where is this from?

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Looks like ‘King Ralph’.

3 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

That movie had a lot of issues and was very uneven, but the final 20 minutes are solid. Overall, great performances from Goodman, O'Toole, Hurt, and Rose Tyler's mum.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that's Jackie. Now I need to go rewatch that movie.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ha! now there's a classic. what a dumb idea for a movie, that I absolutely loved

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You guys got any Milk Duds?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Come back here, you strumpet!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Really good movie. Dumb premise but good overall. A feel good enjoyable movie you'd watch during Christmas season on a long transatlantic flight from Atlanta to Copenhagen... Not that I have done this exact thing...

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would've gone with the cyclops from o' brother where art thou for lawful evil, but good choices anyway.

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Lawful evil? That guy was a high ranking member of the KKK, his last scene in the movie involves him taking part in the lynching a black man

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That is classic LE. The Klan, the Inquisition, the Mafia...all archetypal LE organizations. Lawful alignment does not mean law-abiding (pre-5e Paladins would not be able to adventure in the places they were most needed, if it did). There are Rules which must be followed, but those Rules aren't necessarily compatible with the law of the land. (And the Rules for those within the organization and those without don't necessarily have a lot of overlap. But there *are* Rules for both.)

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah, a scrict code (racism). Lawful/chaotic is about adherence to a set of rules. Religious extremists are the standard lawful evil example.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I was about to say where's Big Dan?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d have used the bookie in ‘The Gambler’ because of his rules and the ‘Fuck You’ speech.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about the football coach from Revenge of the Nerds? I'd say evil, but somewhere on the cusp of Lawful and Neutral.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They should’ve used Rev Gemstone for something

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spot on, @sniggly5212

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In fact I thought that's what that was.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

was thinking the exact same thing.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is the Lawful Evil being used? That’s the only one I don’t recognize

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Could have easily convinced me it was Gemstone

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vice-Dean Layborn of the air conditioning repair school at Greendale Community College. Honestly maybe my favorite role of his, so good.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I'm just going through some stuff right now"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"See you at band practice!"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's from his guest role on Community as the vice dean of the air conditioner repair school. As always, he's fantastic.

3 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

Oh god, I remember now. He killed it, it was delightful.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hear he doesn't let his family eat until he's done with the meal though.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And there’s never anything left.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotcha, thanks! Yeah I see it now, I’ve seen the show a couple times but that picture is a little hard to recognize

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's just John Goodman in a suit, so yeah.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For real. I thought it was his West Wing role at first.

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I'd say the cyclops was neutral evil. The vice dean of the air conditioning dept ruled with an iron fist and manipulated (but without breaking) the underlying regulations and power structures of the college. Peak Lawful Evil.

3 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

As a part-time DM, this comment gets my nod of approval

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'd have to agree with that.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

And THAT'S "wazzup"

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

haha, I can hear that so well in my head just from memory, he was great in that role

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