MRW my girlfriend says she's leaving me because I can't stop making Monty Python references.

Jul 25, 2014 5:14 PM

MRW my girlfriend says she's leaving me because I can't stop making Monty Python references.

I can't stop making Monty Python references at bad times either. IDC, I'll just show off my new shirt with this/HNcveRA

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If she's really leaving you tell her to "Get On With It!"

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Say nothing, but walk away with a "Silly Walk".

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I heard she has, huge tracts of land.

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Quick make up with her, buy her a shrubbery!

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And how does it feel to be a dinosaur?

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My old school friends had a game of slipping film references in during sex with their gf's - the best was (1/2)

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"'This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be!" when he came

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Listen Alice. Herbert!

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I would marry you.

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Why will you not?

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You need to look on the bright side of life.

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Shout at her retreating figure, "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!"

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