May 26, 2020 2:43 AM
TrustLife2Day
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MeltedWelly
Imagine writing yourself a note and putting it in your lunch. Like trying to give yourself a hug, absolute tragic behaviour
Glen69
Take a nap? I'm in
VIIVIIIIX
Pick ONE, we know you're over worked try one of these that interest you. It should help.
rockhydra
Imgur self care: favorite and forget.
NaughtiusMaximusIII
JohnSnot
"Check in social media" is the exact opposite of social self-care
HypnagogicHallucinations
I can tell this is unprofessional fabricated advice, because chocolate is nowhere to be found.
invalidusernameformatsucksballs
Set up a date by calling a friend, stretch, do him a kindness, ask for positive feedback, take 15 mins cleaning, cross him off to-do list
ChinsChilla
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Genreal Self care : Stay the f*ck of imgur at least a couple of hours a day.
longNECKpeople
The only one that bugged me was "pray" in the spiritual one. I'd prefer find reasons to be grateful
flistdumpnumberonemillion
#1: tell a dumb facebook poster to fuck the christ back to facebook with this horseshit
(mindfully)
#2: make a dumb facebookposter so mad that they downvote you
khele
"Delete emails you dont need." Two weeks later "Fuck! I needed that!"
vaporwavecatrave
Idk why there are so many negative comments. Different things work for different people and I am grateful for your suggestions
Thanks, friend ??
Thank you! Its been a while but I still use your lists:)
ObsidianGuard
One tip they forgot: ignore lists telling you to do random shit from the internet.
Dolthrakionanopenfield
Let myself feel fully? What, and undo all this hard work?
GorillaPowers
These are dumb
Good talk ?
Glad you enjoyed it
GideonGrey
What about masturbation? Is that just total mind, body, spirit, and practical self-care?
ekimike
Depends where you do it
In the shrubs outside the local skate park, duh
Haha sounds more like a felony
ShittyMcFartPoop
Wow, more favorites than upvotes... that speaks volumes
womanisaxdevil
how bad is it that thinking of having to tell myself I love you makes me wanna cry
keithhdz10
I didn’t know I needed this, thank you
Fourtypacks
Take a nap.. how do people manage that? Do they have some kind of internal sleep switch?
skolyr
Can we talk about how "Take a shower" and "Brush your teeth" are missing?
quadropheniac
idk about you but checking social media does not help my mental state one bit
humaneffigy
These Duolingo ads are getting insane.
CelticRise
I'll see how I can fit all of this into my schedule.
pimpquisition
Some can be very quick and good habits - like a bit of cleaning every other day or water with lemon I do like sound of
Doctortroojan
Id say I do about1 to 3 things from each list about every other week. It doesn't take much time.
It's about finding a balance of what helps and how often in order to maintain your own wellbeing. It's different for everyone
readingcat5772
It can be a list of options when you need/want to. Doesn't have to be a "to-do" list to be followed exactly.
tenaciousOther
Can someone explain meditation to me please? My understanding is that you think of nothing and breath but I cant wrap my head 1/2
Around the whole think about nothing bit. I'm pretty sure I've been woken up by a train of thought a few times.
amyfortnight1337
Observe the wandering thought and gently guide yourself back to your breathing, or whatever you're focusing on. It's a continuous process
thoushaltnotpass
It's not about thinking of nothing, it's disciplining the monkey in your head to obey your orders on what to focus on. Your mind will 1/2
naturally wander, you just have to go back to your anchor (breathing or other). You get progressively better at it with time. 2/2
Like herding wet cats
Masterofdisgust
Thanks for the 60 things to stress about having to do. I'm good, thanks.
DickDastardly404
This is literally just tasks. Its not self care at all
Or try one a day for the next 60 days.
ArthurPhillipDent
But then the first one has to be "embrace a system". And ill have to keep a note of what I've already done somewhere and I'm already tired
deadlivers
Just go down the list one by one?
All you have to do is count to 60. Which I get can be hard some times.
xVVitch
Ugh
Idontspellcheck
I said "I love you in the mirror". My reflection told me to fuck off.
TupacAintDead
rodkneestrong
That's not bring nice, love yourself anyway...
SkunkMom
Jokes on him, you'll ruin his life.
DharmaDumpling
I only like you as a friend
DickPicEnthusiast
I allowed myself to 'feel fully' for 90 seconds once, but one second in I started screaming until I passed out. Never again.
gremlinhearteddoeswater
Mine handed me a pair of paper bags ... one for me one for my reflection and yelled ‘double bagger’
MyleKeville
?1 mine was all...
Sabenar
Mine was more like
wahtdoyouwantfromme
I think your mirror is haunted
SpikeWolfwood
It's fine. As long as you don't look the mirror gohst in the eyes it can't swap places with you and trap you in the hell dimension.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Me too but it replied, you fucking narcissist!
TheGhostMinx
My mirror shattered when I looked at my reflection.....
Lunaleska
Dont listen to that bitch! They dont know you like you do. They got you all backwards.
imgurscommontater
You shoulda been all
Mine said " I have a boyfriend"
TupperwareNinja
"why are you in my house"
Matteo1971
and that's why you need to take care of you!
DIINKELBERG
Mine said "maybe we should see other people". Now im afraid to look in the mirror.
Kinokawa
It's suggesting you should be more social.
Nope. Looked in the mirror again. And there was Danny DeVito.
Win/Win
BlueRonfar
v
itiswhatitis365
Fukking scary
Starlatan
HCBailly
I have no reflection, for some reason. Maybe it's broken.
Canadianidiot86
That is odd, in unrelated news I got a new crucifix and some garlic, your thoughts?
admeaz0123
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
When your reflection insults you and now you're on your way to kick it's ass v
That feeling when someone posts a response meme you were originally responsible for posting some time prior:
MeltedWelly
Imagine writing yourself a note and putting it in your lunch. Like trying to give yourself a hug, absolute tragic behaviour
Glen69
Take a nap? I'm in
VIIVIIIIX
Pick ONE, we know you're over worked try one of these that interest you. It should help.
rockhydra
Imgur self care: favorite and forget.
NaughtiusMaximusIII
JohnSnot
"Check in social media" is the exact opposite of social self-care
HypnagogicHallucinations
I can tell this is unprofessional fabricated advice, because chocolate is nowhere to be found.
invalidusernameformatsucksballs
Set up a date by calling a friend, stretch, do him a kindness, ask for positive feedback, take 15 mins cleaning, cross him off to-do list
ChinsChilla
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Genreal Self care : Stay the f*ck of imgur at least a couple of hours a day.
longNECKpeople
The only one that bugged me was "pray" in the spiritual one. I'd prefer find reasons to be grateful
flistdumpnumberonemillion
#1: tell a dumb facebook poster to fuck the christ back to facebook with this horseshit
flistdumpnumberonemillion
(mindfully)
flistdumpnumberonemillion
#2: make a dumb facebookposter so mad that they downvote you
khele
"Delete emails you dont need." Two weeks later "Fuck! I needed that!"
vaporwavecatrave
Idk why there are so many negative comments. Different things work for different people and I am grateful for your suggestions
TrustLife2Day
Thanks, friend ??
vaporwavecatrave
Thank you! Its been a while but I still use your lists:)
ObsidianGuard
One tip they forgot: ignore lists telling you to do random shit from the internet.
Dolthrakionanopenfield
Let myself feel fully? What, and undo all this hard work?
GorillaPowers
These are dumb
TrustLife2Day
Good talk ?
GorillaPowers
Glad you enjoyed it
GideonGrey
What about masturbation? Is that just total mind, body, spirit, and practical self-care?
ekimike
Depends where you do it
GideonGrey
In the shrubs outside the local skate park, duh
ekimike
Haha sounds more like a felony
ShittyMcFartPoop
Wow, more favorites than upvotes... that speaks volumes
womanisaxdevil
how bad is it that thinking of having to tell myself I love you makes me wanna cry
keithhdz10
I didn’t know I needed this, thank you
Fourtypacks
Take a nap.. how do people manage that? Do they have some kind of internal sleep switch?
skolyr
Can we talk about how "Take a shower" and "Brush your teeth" are missing?
quadropheniac
idk about you but checking social media does not help my mental state one bit
humaneffigy
These Duolingo ads are getting insane.
CelticRise
I'll see how I can fit all of this into my schedule.
pimpquisition
Some can be very quick and good habits - like a bit of cleaning every other day or water with lemon I do like sound of
Doctortroojan
Id say I do about1 to 3 things from each list about every other week. It doesn't take much time.
vaporwavecatrave
It's about finding a balance of what helps and how often in order to maintain your own wellbeing. It's different for everyone
readingcat5772
It can be a list of options when you need/want to. Doesn't have to be a "to-do" list to be followed exactly.
tenaciousOther
Can someone explain meditation to me please? My understanding is that you think of nothing and breath but I cant wrap my head 1/2
tenaciousOther
Around the whole think about nothing bit. I'm pretty sure I've been woken up by a train of thought a few times.
amyfortnight1337
Observe the wandering thought and gently guide yourself back to your breathing, or whatever you're focusing on. It's a continuous process
thoushaltnotpass
It's not about thinking of nothing, it's disciplining the monkey in your head to obey your orders on what to focus on. Your mind will 1/2
thoushaltnotpass
naturally wander, you just have to go back to your anchor (breathing or other). You get progressively better at it with time. 2/2
tenaciousOther
Like herding wet cats
Masterofdisgust
Thanks for the 60 things to stress about having to do. I'm good, thanks.
DickDastardly404
This is literally just tasks. Its not self care at all
Doctortroojan
Or try one a day for the next 60 days.
ArthurPhillipDent
But then the first one has to be "embrace a system". And ill have to keep a note of what I've already done somewhere and I'm already tired
deadlivers
Just go down the list one by one?
Doctortroojan
All you have to do is count to 60. Which I get can be hard some times.
xVVitch
Ugh
Idontspellcheck
I said "I love you in the mirror". My reflection told me to fuck off.
TupacAintDead
rodkneestrong
That's not bring nice, love yourself anyway...
SkunkMom
Jokes on him, you'll ruin his life.
DharmaDumpling
I only like you as a friend
DickPicEnthusiast
I allowed myself to 'feel fully' for 90 seconds once, but one second in I started screaming until I passed out. Never again.
gremlinhearteddoeswater
Mine handed me a pair of paper bags ... one for me one for my reflection and yelled ‘double bagger’
MyleKeville
Sabenar
Mine was more like
wahtdoyouwantfromme
I think your mirror is haunted
SpikeWolfwood
It's fine. As long as you don't look the mirror gohst in the eyes it can't swap places with you and trap you in the hell dimension.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Me too but it replied, you fucking narcissist!
TheGhostMinx
My mirror shattered when I looked at my reflection.....
Lunaleska
Dont listen to that bitch! They dont know you like you do. They got you all backwards.
imgurscommontater
You shoulda been all
ekimike
Mine said " I have a boyfriend"
TupperwareNinja
"why are you in my house"
Matteo1971
and that's why you need to take care of you!
DIINKELBERG
Mine said "maybe we should see other people". Now im afraid to look in the mirror.
Kinokawa
It's suggesting you should be more social.
DIINKELBERG
Nope. Looked in the mirror again. And there was Danny DeVito.
Kinokawa
Win/Win
BlueRonfar
itiswhatitis365
Fukking scary
Starlatan
HCBailly
I have no reflection, for some reason. Maybe it's broken.
Canadianidiot86
That is odd, in unrelated news I got a new crucifix and some garlic, your thoughts?
admeaz0123
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
When your reflection insults you and now you're on your way to kick it's ass
v
Starlatan
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
That feeling when someone posts a response meme you were originally responsible for posting some time prior:
Starlatan