Crab ASMR + I'm a crab

Jun 18, 2025 3:16 PM

Felt the need to upload the original form of the video from this post: https://imgur.com/gallery/u-did-not-know-3BuLefS and a better version of the edited one

Source of the original: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAFbWmRxlnV/
https://www.instagram.com/katebrande/

Source of a better version of the edited one that I could find as the first search result: https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/1gfyrxl/im_walking_here/

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1 year ago (deleted Jun 18, 2025 4:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes, if you read the description you can see I specifically called out that post as the inspiration to find a better quality version and the original. I couldn't stand looking at that garbage fire of zoomed/terrible quality with layers over layers of nonsense.

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Staged, the crab is obviously trained to do this

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GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

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Hit its weak point for massive damage.

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RIIIIIIIDGE RAAAACEERRR!

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Crabs can also say “I love you, I would never cheat on you.”

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That's a very chill crab.

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I always wondered why Krabby in the Pokemon anime sounded like it does. I guess this is probably why.

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Land crabs kinda bubble a bit too

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If you find a living crab on the shore and you hold it up to your ear you can hear what it's like to be violently attacked by a crab.

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CRAB BATTLE

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You'll hear screaming, your own screams

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That's the noise I expected to hear

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Citizen Snips!

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This kills the human

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Brett Michaels is looking good these days.

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Crab be like, "Get that fuckin' microphone outta my face!"

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They make pretty nice cakes too

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On this episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, we learn about crabs.

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She has nice teeth

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1 year ago (deleted Jun 18, 2025 7:04 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

tumblr why do you always have to do this?

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I didn't even notice, I was too distracted by the dope '80s fit. Headband, feathery 'do, purple windbreaker? If I had the hair for it I'd dress like this every day

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Halloween moon crab?

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I mean, it's neat, but I think for "coolest noise ever" we have to turn to a different animal entirely: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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The lungs are underneath, not in the front.. probably pick it up better if you held it to the flap on top of the lungs under their mouth/butt. Yeah.. the lungs are below the butt, butt is below the mouth..

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I expected to be rick-rolled.

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She seems nice, but she has the crabs

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Given the inevitable trend of all nature becoming either tree or crab, I'd say she's just ahead of the curve.

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it is good to see Axl working

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So, The Predator is a just a giant, extremely violent crab who's moistening his gills?

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Crabs are peak evolution. This make sense.

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I am able to make the predator noise and my friend (and former roommate) loves but is legitimately terrified of the predators, so I had a lot of fun with that

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can we talk about her impeccable style please?

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No

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I believe she is wearing the Andre Agassi collection.

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She looks like a 90s TV fitness instructor after the show

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It'll earn her a place in Steel Panther

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Thats a jojo of some sort

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She got nice teeth

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I particularly enjoy her matching with the purple on the crabs claws

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With how she dresses it makes me feel like the crab is her Stand

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Everything's a Jojo reference these days. Always been ...

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She really does look like a genderbent Cesar Zeppeli tho, ngl!

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Maybe she is the crabs stand

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Oh I like this one way more

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Looks like that hot friend of my older brother... in 1987. On point though, perfectly on point.

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We seem to be endlessly recycling fashion from the 80s, 90s, and 00s. It's not bad I guess, but where's the innovation?

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Innovation in clothing ? Looking back it turns out. I it is only a clumsy way of some company or "designer" to make up an excuse to charge you more for something that is only new, because no one would have wanted to be found dead in it 5 minutes ago,

Fashion is a complete waste of effort, ressources, time and money. How people consider it an expression of "personality" to change the most superficial thing about oneself, their looks, is beyond comprehension.

Wear what you feel comfortable with.

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