Completely innocent mayo squirter

Sep 23, 2020 12:26 AM

poscduke

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Well someone will be dead by 52 with that much mayo.

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Are there scorpions in it?

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Hopefully this is microwave safe

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Shouldn't it come out of the other end?

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Are we sure its for mayo use only..?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure tartar sauce would work, or vanilla pudding

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello new reply when someone asks for "sauce"

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

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Fine but WHO PUTS THAT MUCH MAYO ON ANYTHING???!?!?

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Quebec has entered le chat

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Much?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You've never been to Dutch midwest towns

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Between 2 tasty buns like that? Who wouldn't?

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v

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White people. We put that stuff on everything. Do me a solid and try a grilled cheese with mayo. It will blow your mind.

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oh yeah I just learned about this. Brilliant!

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I put that much mayo on your mom.

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Input that I have mayo on this guys mom that puts mayo on your mom

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Something tells me you’re missing the quotes on “mayo”

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Dad!?!?

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Son!!!!!!

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