ssjalhazred
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A few days after moving out of the room I was renting with a friend and his mother, I got these texts.
His mother was a hoarder and had effectively created hallways with her stuff, but her stuff was at least inert and not nasty like rotten food or dead pets. The real problem was with the bathroom, which constantly reeked and constantly had a clogged drain in the bathtub. Still don't know what was clogging the drain.
She actually mostly talks like this in real life, too.
I can't think of anymore details so here's a caption saying I can't think of anymore details.
nooneexciting
Just casually walk over and start peeing on your roommate's feet. Call it even.
TheLifeIsYours
Like this;
nooneexciting
Heh. Yes. That, too.
MrCrawler
It's probably a clump of hair clogging the drain.
ssjalhazred
Pulled one of those out, it drained fine for about three days, then instantly went back to clogged.