World’s First Robot Wedding: Robert and Matilda Get Married in Moscow!

Jul 17, 2026 11:24 PM

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Russia is weird. Apparently robots are okay, but a gay wedding...njet!

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Bitch my big trak and my tobor got married every damn day when I was like 7, I officiated those proceedings son I don't know what the fuck you talking about

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Soon to be deployed to protect a fuel tanker in the Black Sea....

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Alas it was not meant to be for one of them was metric and the other was imperial.

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Then she pushed in out the window to collect on the warranty insurance.

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Sparks flew!

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I mean... My sister did this with her barbie dolls when she was a kid. Nobody made a news article about it.

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Isn't same sex marriage illegal in Russia?

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This is how the Matrix starts

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So which has the strap and which has a fleshlight?

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They had to, Matilda is pregnant. 3 months from now she will give birth to a wifi connect toaster.

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Stop bombing civilians instead of marrying robots

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I thought Russia didn't like gay marriage?
Tell me again how robot gender works?

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The are constructs .... which means you can't use cure wounds on them and have to use spells like Mending.

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