Apr 19, 2018 5:18 AM
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BigIrishGuy
On the upside if you put it in your chest where your ruined heart is you'll live for an extra 150 years.
Steel723
At least it didn't go of in your hand
ImWithTheBanned
But, keep it in your front pants pocket and you’ll always need a new dry pair.
ShipoopiShipoopiShipoopiTheGirlWhosHardToGet
Put it... put it up your butt.
And call yourself from a landline
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TheMaskedRaven
Just a moment, my ass has a call it needs to take.
On the other hand.... I think I'll just let it ring.
BigIrishGuy
On the upside if you put it in your chest where your ruined heart is you'll live for an extra 150 years.
Steel723
At least it didn't go of in your hand
ImWithTheBanned
But, keep it in your front pants pocket and you’ll always need a new dry pair.
ShipoopiShipoopiShipoopiTheGirlWhosHardToGet
Put it... put it up your butt.
ImWithTheBanned
And call yourself from a landline
ShipoopiShipoopiShipoopiTheGirlWhosHardToGet
TheMaskedRaven
Just a moment, my ass has a call it needs to take.
ShipoopiShipoopiShipoopiTheGirlWhosHardToGet
On the other hand.... I think I'll just let it ring.