jethroismaxbaer5772
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Please be Photoshop and not AI
Please don't be AI
Filters I think
I really am sorry if some AI got mixed in, I'm having a harder and harder time spotting it.
JayDeeDubs
#1 Well, it's not that surprising now that they're married
procrastinatorman
#34 There is no Dutch national law or universal healthcare policy guaranteeing citizens 12 funded visits with prostitutes per year. Some individual municipalities or specific disability care programs have historically provided localized, discretionary funding or support for specialized sexual health and intimacy assistance for people with severe disabilities, but it is handled on a case-by-case basis rather than as a blanket entitlement.
thenetbear
#45 *people of a certain age in the Southern US*
RexRexroththe1st
#43
salunatics
#5
ArchaeoEejit
#45 Paddy Knock Knock.
noone1415
#47 I've said it before, and I'll say it again. No-one in Britain calls it "fairy floss". It's "candy floss" here. It's the Australians who call it that, and tbf, given the size of the spiders, they can call it whatever the fuck they want...
lifeisadadjoke
In Canada, we get bilingual packaging, and I always chuckle when I see Barbe a Papa (Father's Beard). Also, Egg Nog is Lait du Poulet (Milk of Chicken - yeah, I couldn't drink it any more after that).
thedewser
#8 I work from home and have only lost power once during the day while working. Can't get snow days anymore either.
TheMoonBnuuy
#16 what if I told you that's actually the response the creator of Monopoly wanted to get out of people?
snarkybitch
I would not be suprised
mondeca
The original Monopoly board had two sides. The second side had people cooperating, and you were supposed to play if after the first side made you angry.
TheMoonBnuuy
this is new lore to me
maybeamonster
Tell your wife I said 'hello'
jethroismaxbaer5772
She says hello back.
TonawandaBlue
K E E P . H E R ! ! !
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
#7 booo. It's missing a column and a row! The whole point of bingo is to get 5: giving you BINGO. Otherwise, it's just BING, and no one wants Bing.
jethroismaxbaer5772
https://imgur.com/MuP0Akt.png
raitchison
nerdofepic
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YzZ5YndwMGM5dWt1aG8xbXJ6a3h4eWJkd2gzYzl2ZGFzNzJqd2EyaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/L0rChNMtyQBCmQRvi6/200w.webp
MayMayz4DayzYo
Except for image search cos Google is absolute dogshite and has been for about a decade now (unless you want the worst quality possible).
anotherrandomname
Monica might disagree.
gitguuud
#4
KnaveOfSwords
#6 "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up." — Dean Martin
MayMayz4DayzYo
— Michael Scott
L0rdinquisit0r
#20 buy a tank. yes, that is in the list!
Akaszkronos
#47 sugar spider (yes actually sugarspun or sugarspin but that's not cool)
marthafarquar
In Scotland its Candy Floss
Californiajackson
#5 I know NOTHING about sports, but by god I know my 90s sitcoms. The great Al Bundy!
NightOwlRally
Back when working as a shoe salesman afforded a nice two story house with vacations and supporting multiple family members.
jethroismaxbaer5772
They always said the house was a shithole but it didn't look bad to me. I can live with a driveway made with ground up women's shoes.
Californiajackson
Was probably unrealistic even then.
NightOwlRally
It does seem a bit far-fetched, no?
lifeisadadjoke
#26 How to say you're American without actually saying it.
RedTwoX
Not sure who down voted you. Those are clearly Fahrenheit and not Celsius temps.
lifeisadadjoke
I guess they don't understand "is joke" on joke.