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Jack was perfect for whiskey in a cage. I made the cage super tight. No giggles.
I’m fairly new at welding so the welds are gnarly. I think it adds appeal. Like a sculpture.
I kinda just started cutting and welding without much of a plan. I did this all with minutes of engineering. I got the idea from imgur. But the execution was entirely my own with material I had in my garage.
LittleLordThudleroy
Tbh I’d just consider it a decoration and buy myself a bottle.
octodiva
Weld done!
o2tiger
Jack Daniels: the most essential tool in your garage.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
YOU STOLE MY IDEA! YOU BASTARD! Nah, I'm making one of these for a friend. She told me not to buy her anything so I'm making her something.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
I didn't say it wouldn't contain something I bought though. I'm using 1/2 inch rebar and 3/8 plate for mine.
hMonster
Jack in a box
Magezz
Best bet is probaby to drill a hole through the top lid and unscrewing the cap through the hole
jwbc843
Engineering???
Youreallythinkitmatterseddie
Well yeah. Can’t you see the master craftsmanship? Ha ha ha!
LuckyMan9
Put in bowl. Break glass. Drink from bowl. Spit out glass as needed. Next problem...
snuggle72
Imagine it’s the last bottle on earth and you find it. Do you try to drink it or beat someone to death for this contraption??? Decisions...
PostmasterG
I'm just shocked that the bottle didn't break because of the heat! Nice fucking job man!
slotheroll
Easy fix, 1. Hammer 2. Cheesecloth + Pasta Strainer 3. Hookers n blow 4. Profit
Youreallythinkitmatterseddie
Who doesn’t like Jack n glass.
M4nFle5h
Weld done
Archie96
I think it deserves powder coating in black!
pdogg2121
Despite all my rage, I am still just Jack in a cage ?
justmeandmycats
I’d be smashing pumpkins if I ending up with this gift
pdogg2121
I see what you did there and I'm Jacked up over it ?
KeithE01
I like it!
grangdom
Bad whiskey, just throw it away
indified
fuck whoever does this, i understand caging animals..but a bottle of jack, fucking monster
dickbutttt
someone get me a hammer and a bucket..
teacherwoody
I'd set it on your desk and give the bottle a whack with a ball peen hammer. Thanks for the Jack
imnotgoodwithschedules
igoslow
well done, i think it’s beautiful
FroggenFlogingMaryHadALittleLambChopStickFigure
Despite all my rage I am still just Jack in a cage
isetprettygirlsonfire
I'd just fire up my plasma cutter and zip it right out in about 30 seconds. Weld it back in full of iced tea, and give it right back.
BiffBinkley
Thou art' genius!!!
Youreallythinkitmatterseddie
Hmm
mezajw59
I would murder the person that gave this to me.
chargeling
With a disc cutter?
RPhoenix
In a white elephant exchange, you don't directly gift it. It goes in a pile you draw straws and can pick from the pile.
IRecordYourComments
Who the fuck owns a white elephant?!?!?!?
somnif
People who had pissed off the king of Thailand
TechnicallyCorrectTheBestKindOfCorrect
With it
HoosteenDiaz
can the heat from the metal welding affect the taste of the whiskey?
InconspicuousCanuck
no
iktome99
Taste of what whiskey. Jack is literal trash.
Percevaus
You weld it up most of the way without the bottle in so not much heat gets to it.
Columcille
Not worth it for that dishwater.
JavaCofe
Thought the same. The postage on that is going to be more than a new bottle. Very smart.
AawesomeAardvaark
Postage?
HighwayStar
Whisky hipsters are fun at parties
PurpWizard
I mean, I got a saws all, with the right cuts I could have that sucker free enough to drink from. Free whiskey is good whiskey
TheUsernameGothamNeeds
Cant wait to see this bottle resurface 60 years from now online as an antique
PostmasterG
"gonna break my rusty cage and run"
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
it kinda looks like trophy
xstrifex667
I doubt it, JD is like pisswater, baffles me how people consciously choose it at the bar
Mickeysofine
It's the only one I know the name of. I usually drink beer unless peer pressure.
Twizty1
Johnnie Walker Black Label, Makers Mark, Woodford Reserve, Glenlivet, to name a few.
Mouse314
That's blended Scotch, Bourbon, bourbon, and a single malt Scotch. JD is Tennessee whiskey. So basically they are nothing alike.
SomethingThatCapturesMyIdentity
Do you tip your fedora before or efter you bought your "more refined" brew?
xstrifex667
- Triggered
ma8e
Because it ain’t bad at all, and after a few beers it just a waste to order Lagavulin.
ratcamper
That's like $60 of Jack. I'd be at it with a hacksaw.
Youreallythinkitmatterseddie
Ha ha ha! Nah. $14
ratcamper
Welcome yo Australia. Now I think of it, maybe $45US?
IShootBirdsAtTheAirport
How... how do you get to the whiskey?
darlinweretheyoungones
Very carefully
snow306
With great difficulty
coldcuttin
break glass in bucket,drink
cenataur
Single drill hole through the top + straw & decant the contents.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
You better don't, he works as an organizer of AA meetings
inconsolabledeplorable
The liquor store.
YoungHeathen
You use the other gift, a file baked into a cake.
SunBrolem
A lot of creative solutions in these comments, had no idea there were so many alcoholics on imgur
toptrojanfan
Drill a hole and then use a fine mesh with a filter to catch any glass shavings. I'm not an alcoholic.
Yeahnahyeahmaybe
Drill and a straw
igoslow
i think so too, however i’d look great above my kitchen cabinets as i sip a single malt
Hurtsdo
Yep, right through the top. Zero to drunk in 20 seconds flat
TheChickLoverMagnetron
I like the way you think.
Muunk
Drill
AustinMoondawg
You don't. You throw it in the trash, go to the store, and buy a scotch
Isselis
Science
Amythyst
You regift it and use the money you saved buying the other person a present on buying two bottles.
Problemwoodchuck
Metal straw
Winchester427
Looking at those welds, a light to medium tap with a hammer
iambient
Dremmel tool
Gantzz321
this is not 5min crafts
ChristosMylordos
You shotgun the bottle. Either literally or figuratively.
turianfleet
It's Jack. Why would you want to?
igoslow
to serve as a warning to those who follow us in this never ending stream of time. i can hear them now chanting “don’t drink jack!”.
Fleggy
Dreadful stuff. I would rather eat the cage.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Just shove the whole thing up your ass and wait
petpet3d
For your ass acid to dissolve the steel.
MattHolmberg
assmaster4000
This guy gets it ^
YesShitSherlock
I had to go back just to give you an upvote
J0hnnyBlack
relpmeraggy
That’s the trick. Getting to the whiskey without breaking the bottle.
tzxAzrael
i mean, if he was able to weld it in safely, i feel like there's enough room to cut it out again.
aqueueforyou
One could also use a handheld metal saw, though I gotta admit I'd probably just keep that work of art around.
tzxAzrael
i mean... i'd be more than happy to leave it in its "case"... just can't drink whisky.
jimicus
Loads of room at the top. Cut the corner pieces, lift off.
Luckyjack7
You can finally put your katana to good use.
Sexius007
Katanas are actually very fragile and are used for slashing. It would both do nothing to the cage, and also severely damage the blade.
CrazyDavester
Angle grinder to the four posts
ElephantKid
bucket&hammer to cap
RPhoenix
.... This is how new rules get added to white elephant exchanges.
YeLLeKer
Or plasma cutter if you wanna get silly
isetprettygirlsonfire
That's what I'd use.
ArcaneEyes
Angle grinder to the top plate - just enough hole for the neck of the bottle
Isselis
What? Do you prefer a molotv to the face?
NachoPete
Sounds like a lot of work for Jack Daniels.
Barimax
I would have at least gone with a bottle of bulleit
SoraHjort
It's the challenge and journey that matters, not the booze. Sides, you wanna waste good booze with this challenge?
notyourusualsaturdaynight
FREE jack daniels
NachoPete
Like I would ever pay for Jack Daniels?
GiantMoron
Hammer, bucket,cheese cloth
Novemburr
this guy gets it
SoraHjort
Simplier: Wet some string or yard with alcohol, wrap it around the neck. Light the string on fire, let it sit for a minute, spray water>
FsImgur
SoraHjort
onto the string, and it'll crack the neck open with minimal glass shards. Note douse it quickly and fully or you'll have a bigger problem.
Bootsy81
Might be just me, but "minimal" glass shards still sounds like too many glass shards.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
This made me chuckle
SoraHjort
That's the sober talking! You're not supposed to be listening to the sober, officer.
thepatioheater
My brain put a comma between cheese and cloth so I was thinking you were treating yourself to a little cheese break in the middle
Sayagain
Cheese breaks are never a bad idea
CongratsYouAreHereNow
what about when you're landing the international space station?
FlameBeard86
Depends on how you're landing it. Are we talking whole re-entrt or multiple explosive trajectories?
Sayagain
SPACE CHEESE!!!!
chiefheadfulloffeathers
Remove cap. Bendy straw. Check mate
Youreallythinkitmatterseddie
I like where your head’s at, however, the top plate is pressing on the cap. Check mate.
obnoshus
Strong arm with the kaprisun straw
thechillpilgrim
Mate, cheque.
Stopitritemeow
Thx I was wondering where I left that