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The girls need protection!
Jul 14, 2026 7:09 PM
treissuncia
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The girls need protection!
buttstuph
tiddies
maybeamonster
amazon. a- (without) -mazon (bazonga). you gotta cut/burn off your non-party tit if you want to go wonder woman style.
ButtscratchMcPherson
Me too, bow, me too.
SoftKleenex
I've seen everything, I've seen it all
bitemark
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cHc4ODk0NGN6dnczcWloZDJhZ2htY3ZzdjRhbmcyNDZ2MTQ1N2VraCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/sxRSeDkkv9wEE/200w.webp
jayman0123
Ham candle girth certificate
ROBOTvsMAN
DaisyfromDownunder
Protection. That wouldn't have happened if her dad had used protection.
rolliefingers
Did she think breast armor was merely decorative? Does she think this is a joke?!
arajad
Breast armor would simply deflect the string and make her miss her shot. The right answer is a better stance, with the bowstring not up against her body.
Tarmaccian
Well, it can be up against her body, but pulling into the breast from the side, rather than across the front.
There are also chest protectors that stop exactly this situation, and they don’t deflect the shot. An arrow’s path is paradoxically straight once released.
Erumun
that's how an elf goes from an archer to a healer class.
HulaJesus
Good ol doctor loops comics.
qtRaven
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MichaelMars
The arrows, duh :p
Nandortherelentless
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IAmRandyButternubs
Nice
Nightshift603
Emily Bloom is a real person off the clock. Nice to know. Now, how 'bout Eva Lovia?
FlintNorth44
Eva Lovia is a reich-wing nut job like many "famous" ex-pornstars. She was on Tim Pool's podcast and others.
Nightshift603
Wow, who knew. I guess that quote from Mark Twain, that said "Better to keep your mouth shut and make them wonder if you're a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
ChelVanin
Tough tiddies
sweateryams
She got better.
FlintNorth44
Still bad form, though. But then again...who cares...?
sweateryams
She didn't hit her tit so it's an improvement.
Bundalicious
She has videos on our favorite Hub.
Fifofu
I hope she initialized LFS.
gebunator
I was unaware that a guy can feel sympathy pain for a girl, but the moment that string went in her cleavage, I felt it..
And that is why the female archers covered up their breasts (or cut one off)
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
To her spouse or significant other: handle her a little more gently tonight.
Alistairetheblu
Or at least scene partner.
ravenousj
No arm guard, not tit guard. Totally unprepared.
LordKitchenersValet
Girl, that bow is too much weight for you; get one you can handle and you'll...still need to fix your form but you'll do better.
chd7hubx8m11666
Uh, that’s going to leave a mark.
Hootykai
Ouch. Wet eyes.
ReallyFastSloth
Oh thats fucking painful. Grazed my hand once, almost whole hand bruised
veryhairyarea
bruised forearms from this several times
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Back when I was in Scouts, I ended up missing the point requirements for the Archery badge at a summer camp by a few points, so my dad tried getting me into a few qualification sessions to try and earn the badge. One of those was at a local Socut camp that was *clearly* meant for younger kids, with smaller bows. Add on the fact that I shoot left handed, amd I was stuck using a bow I couldn't properly draw back and had to hold at an angle. As a result, I had the bowstring strike 1/2
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
The inside of my arm twice during the shooting. The first time hurt, but I was willing to fight through it. The second time had me in tears, and I just couldn't keep going. So I obviously didn't qualify, and had to wait til next summer camp. 2/2
lesteros
dame. I did that mistake twice in beginning. Doesnt hurt as much at first but then the bruising on a WHOLE forearm hurts for days
lesteros
same* Im not calling you a Dame unless you wish I would then from now on I will forever call you My Dame and bow with a hat flourish
ReallyFastSloth
Can't imagine what it does to a titty
ReallyFastSloth
Can, it's more painful
PurpleMoonFlower
The trick is not to stick your boob behind the string
WhiskyBravo
My friend's GF did this with his compound bow and she was NOT pleased. She was about the same size as Emily here, any bigger and it would have been much worse
ThatOneGuyWhoCommentsBoobies
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
HOORAY!
hendawg2020
MrHappySmiles
CaldariBob
That's why the Amazons cut one off. Allegedly.
PurpleMoonFlower
100% a myth.
Chagrinnish
It's just bad form. Professional female archers do not have this problem.
Vercury
I had to look up some photos, and you're right! A pro pulls the arrow back at a higher angle, nearer to the cheek, chin, or neck.
FruitFlyInStrangePlaces
Professional female archers aren't trying to survive in a warrior society of women who kill men from the back of a horse for fun.
They should, but they aren't.
MrOne2
Are you questioning the archery skills of the amazons? !
stonqledisponible2000
That's Emily Bloom if you want to check if her titty is OK.
AHornyRhino
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nero4ty2
I’ve checked on her titties multiple times and can confirm they they are indeed ok
Rockafella83
Are you really sure about that ? I mean it’s a pretty serious topic, better check once more we never know..
duffman3335
Spoiler alert: It IS
Exyr
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scissorxmextimbers
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ProperWeirdo
Better check on that cucumber too
Criminal1yvu1gar
From its always sunny?
EggFooYung
And yes she does.
laternamagicalux
I mean, kinda? She gets nude a lot at least.
scissorxmextimbers
Me too. I shower almost every day
GreatOdinsTaint
Pervert! https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OW1nbHZmbmN0MDRqbDh2Y250bDFkazR6Z3RnOHNucTJuYXYzcWIzcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l41YnEu1v4uNls8JG/200w.webp
Racealistic
She does means porn. Not just nudes bro.
SnakuPlisskin
What's the equivalent to "she does" for nudes?
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
You get downvoted, but we all know you're right. Pretend prudes here
Righteousdew
Yeah, it always bothers me when people say "she does," but it's only nudes. It feels like a damn waste of time!
JustTheCats
Never thought I'd live to see the day men complained about seeing naked ladies. Oh what sad times are these when men are bored with nudes.
Righteousdew
What I'm saying is that I would like a distinction between nudes and sex. Everybody has their own tastes, and you don't need to mock me for mine.