When someone asks me how my love life is going...

Sep 27, 2021 11:57 PM

CapnKook

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lovemachine

Bachelorette scavenger hunt, chick needs a condom. My buddy has one in his backpack in the car (vacation) chick: um...this is expired, lol.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! You could just be in a committed relationship!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So your hook-ups only want it raw?

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

There you go!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Poke some holes in it to get it some air.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As long as you keep it in your wallet or the glove compartment it stays good forever. Or anywhere in direct sunlight every day.

5 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I know trust me, i've only got, like, 10 kids

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The heat and sunlight will ensure no dark moist areas can be a breeding ground for bacteria.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0