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We’re lawyers! - Thanks for the Upvote
Aug 8, 2020 2:35 AM
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Ireadtoomuch
Nothing like trash talking the lawyer they gave you for free when your dumbass couldn't even get away with the crime or afford a lawyerafter
TravelsWithRoxy
I was on a jury once and this is exactly what the defense pants looked like long story short we found the guy guilty of a felony.
DildorTheMighty
Petite feet, feminine step! Sounds like a lady when he's walkin in the room!
sully88386
Here's what a man sounds like when he walks..
00LimaRomeo
Where can I buy bicycle-toe shoes online?
Josesharlo
A company I used to work for had an attorney who was top in his discipline, but he dressed like a 1940s detective. Amazing.
vonsmallhausen
TreasonousCheeto
I’d hire Saul. Dude goes the extra mile for his clients.
AngryWillie
David Byrne attorney at law.
sully88386
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
obarey
And it wasn't even a criminal case!
Starbolt81
Is his name Ted?
kusuriya
I didn't know JNCO was making business attire now...
chaosundivided
*whispers* Indochino
GrumpyOldMillennial
1) Tucker stole my line. 2) Hello fellow LegalEagle! Are you also a Doctor Mike fan?
HezekiahSturdy
Don't think that is true. My experience is that core competency in one domain, and sartorial splendor are unrelated.
Harbltron
I'm Jack Kelly, I'm a lawyer?
ChewyChewbacca88
Alsenoth
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/1/17/16/enhanced-buzz-1070-1358459378-0.jpg
zerozolo
Are you sure thats not just two kids stacked on top of one another?
CampfireLass
NOBODY LOOK!!
mastertrav666
We're lawyers!
TemetNosce000
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
NOBODY LOOK!!!
RetroRicki
Worked in a prison. Whenever we let attorneys in to visit their clients I could always tell which inmate was gonna get fucked at trial.
excellentBalls
By what?
Brammert
When they make a whistling sound as they fart
RetroRicki
The poorly dressed attorney
bricksanchezmusic101
manbearpig4
Ulgroth
What coward downvoted this. Show yourself
zenmaster11
vihra
If your lawyer is a defense attorney then you're likely already wearing orange..
DukeDarkwood
Tell that to the rich defendants.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
*white
youtasteofcherryade
Lawyers are for people who can't afford the judge
SomeDetroitGuy
What? No. That's not at all how it works. Defendants absolutely get to wear regular clothes.
vihra
Having worked in a court room for 2 decades.. you're wrong. SOMETIMES they get to wear regular cloths, but not the majority of the time.
vihra
It depends on the type of case being tried typically.
dukegonzo
It read to me as no matter what you are going to prison. Not that they'll wear prison clothes to the trial
WillAWillowEverWalllow
It also is dependent on what you’re being charged for. It’s very common for people to use public defenders for smaller crimes like DUIs.
apocalypsewow
To trial, yes, but the jumpsuit to everything without a jury.
vihra
^ this.
Blud4BludGod
And he's probably already told you that the best thing you can do is bend over and prepare for the long dick of the law. Oops, I mean...
Blud4BludGod
..."you should accept the arraignment deal, if you plead not guilty they'll pursue maximum charges in a court."
motorcitymatt
Gotta get these guys:
urgotobekiddingme
Fuck cops
Ryebread91
Man that's a lot of info. Can anyone sum it up in four words?
Brammert
Don't eat yellow snow
HoleyNutSack
Shit the front duck
TheFeelSeal
Lets go get tacos!
LordProudspire
That 5, but as it's a wonderful suggestion I'll allow it
UserNamePass
How 5? Aren't contractions just the merging of two words into one, typically with they use of an apostrophe?