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Ok. Front page!! I checked the story on the twins. They look pretty happy!! Send boobs and vagene!! Also I am open minded.
Vaccines can melt viruses!!!
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Elsuave
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Ok. Front page!! I checked the story on the twins. They look pretty happy!! Send boobs and vagene!! Also I am open minded.
Vaccines can melt viruses!!!
dogsarebetterthancats33
Epstein didn’t kill himself
sme2812
Einstein didn't kill himself
weirdsmith
Never forget
DamascusFire
While think pushing conspiracy theories as fact is a bit much, I don't think that thinking openly about such possibilities makes you a fool.
GoldenOctopus
That what they want you to think.
Mumalot
... looks like the twinbrothers from Outlast
ArtVader
They were based on this photo I read
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
Hitsi
Good old shaming tactics.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Some theroies have been proven to be fact over the years, but the last decade there are some damned wild ones
TightenTheLugnutz
Also what you look like pretending conspiracies don't ever happen.
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
Shh, they'll hear you
SecondSince
They hear EVERYTHING!!!
handwich
You deserve a medal
kmikl
Just say it behind them. They can't turn their heads.
ChinchillaTheHunn
Too late.
realdale
These dudes scared the hell out of me in that game
TitallatingTrouserTrout
Kallinikos
This is so much better than the top comment
20Spades
What have I done /a/nQUZR6L
Kallinikos
Thank you for redeeming me
20Spades
You were right, it deserved to be recognized
revelator
The amusing part about this comparison is that Einstein married his own cousin.
Hobojojo85
10 years ago Jeffery Epstein's pedophile island was considered a conspiracy theory
LunaticLegostone
A theory that wasn't disprovable, just unbelievable at this point. Conspiracy theories like COVID-19 not being real are easily disprovable.
spudpicker
After he'd been accused by a dozen victims, indicted by grand jury, and given a clearly corrupt plea deal? That's informed speculation.
JohanWyss
Eh. I think 5G is evil because it's mostly set up and run by the PRC's goons.
Relaxaursphincta
Guess all the actual documented conspiracies just aren't "theories"... o.O
seedye
Correct. A documented conspiracy is no longer a theory, but a fact.
Fr1edToast
Yeah idiots. Listen to the billionaires with all the power.
twozerooz
Who are generally the sources of these conspiracy theories to distract you from the TRUTH
Fr1edToast
Go on believing the millionaires with all the power.
twozerooz
They're the ones feeding you the conspiracy theories to distract you from the TRUTH!!
Fr1edToast
Whoa dude edgy...
Seanspeed
The amount of effort some conspiracy theorists go to to support the dumbest things. It's sad, cuz there's clearly underlying intelligence
Seanspeed
and motivation to learn there. It's just being funneled in the worst way by poor critical thinking skills and lack of a bullshit filter.
c00lbeans69
It stems more from a distrust in authority, I think. These people often value personal freedom above all else, and if they cant understand
c00lbeans69
something that means no one can
LunaticLegostone
Paired with the common misconception that in order to be a critical thinker you just have to catigorically disagree with "those above you".
Mewmus
a little more current pic of them
Elsuave
Needs more upvotes
EngineerforPresident
In such a corrupt country, drawing the line between conspiracy theory and legitimate conspiracy is getting difficult
heynongman4pres
The real conspiracy is the unwitting conspiracy of conspiracy theorist idiots to turn our country into a third world shithole with their BS.
EngineerforPresident
Except 5G. That’s ridiculous
LunaticLegostone
Probability is the word. Politicians lying and being corrupt for personal gain? Easily believable. Every single remarkeable scientist (1)
LunaticLegostone
lying about a virus for no observeable benefit? Unlikely.
Vergenbuurg
I'm a fan of some conspiracy theories, not because I believe them, but because I appreciate an inventive and well-crafted narrative.
Vergenbuurg
But most conspiracy theories aren't even enjoyable on even that level. I'm willing to suspend disbelief for some fiction, but only so far.
in70x
Conspiracies are science done backwards. Start with what you want and selectively fill in facts that support your (piss poor) theory.
JstAnothrLurkr
So from Texas, but I love how some America’s are claiming covid is a government conspiracy to distract from something bigger
JstAnothrLurkr
As if it’s not going on I’m every other country too!!??
PleasePMMeYourFeet
The twins today: https://publicdelivery.org/roger-ballen-twins/ Very interesting to see a different side of them!
TheTimesTheyAreAChangin
Epstein didn't kill himself
Hulkksmasher
Lots of "conspiracies" end up being true or have some truth to them. How do you think bad crap comes out?
Hulkksmasher
https://www.buzzworthy.com/15-conspiracies-that-turned-out-to-be-true/
joot
That is not license to latch onto whatever stupid fucking physics-defying bullshit passes by.
Seanspeed
And this is what keeps fueling all the idiotic ones. Everybody thinks the conspiracy they dive into is correct.
jasgstock
My theory is that people criticize conspiracy theorists in order to hide actual conspiracies.
jasgstock
(how dat?)
rollercostarican
sometimes people criticize conspiracy theories because they have 0 facts to back up their claim. Most of the time its just two random events
rollercostarican
happening simultaneously and they'll create a whole back story about how one caused the other with 0 verifiable evidence or even false facts
LunaticLegostone
I criticize conspiracy theorists because most of them are obviously full of shit. What conspiracy do you think I'm hiding?
jasgstock
Area 51. Let's start with that. IMO it's a ploy by the Roswell BBB to drum up business.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I've got a theory that the ladies of imgur are conspiring to bombard my inbox with nudes at any moment. Let's see how this develops...
whiskeyandleggings
judgemasterven
I've got a theory, some kids is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.
ohellnoholdmyearrings
That show The Odyssey messed you up as a kid as well?
stankginchfurbuger
Omg my jaaaaaaaaam
HiddenSanity
Nudes of what, though?
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Bobs and vagene
Elsuave
I'm a man... Want nudes?
boogertown
secgoat
MadHakon
Also yes. I will report back to everyone if you fail to comply and then we get out the Shame Bell
MadHakon
I've received nothing. Shame bells for all!
astharoth
Elsuave
Why would anyone on earth want my nudes?!?!?? I don't want my nudes...
anxioushedgehog
Also yes
Radix865
Those ladies on imgur:
jherazob
I love that in this scene for a change this trick didn't work in the slightest
FuriousBakedPotato
Your taste in women is impeccable
handbanana13
Great: make fun of special needs.
TickleMeFlymo
It's a sad misconception that the world thought those twins were inbred rather than mentally handicapped. I mean, both are possible but yeah
NunyaBizness
They aren't special. Just normal tRumptards
handbanana13
Really original : anyone that doesn’t share your beliefs if :retarded: very nice. Try using your brain
cxmpxsxd
Einstein helped make the A Bomb and wasn't the guy on the right super tall and in the ridiculously underrated Ewan McGregor movie Big Fish?
horsecrippler77
Don’t know about all that but the dude looks more like Ewan Bremner.
sonomarco
Einstein did NOT help make the A bomb. He was vehemently against it. Others used his scientific findings to make the A bomb.
Seanspeed
What does Einstein helping to make the A bomb have anything to do with anything here? And what motivated you to try and villainize him?
cxmpxsxd
Seriously? How is harnessing/weaponizing nuclear fission a good thing? Be proud of the Theory of Relativity... not this.
D4rkmatter
Nuclear weapons are a great reason not to go to war. You'd enjoy something called the Cold War
cxmpxsxd
Man, you've changed my mind. You've swayed me. I'm on the phone right now with Iran and they're picking up what you're putting down!
D4rkmatter
Are you okay?
snackmanistan
Also tons of secondary and tertiary discoveries and inventions have occurred because of nuclear fission.
cxmpxsxd
They found your reasoning to be "enriching"... my translator sucks sometimes but I think they meant a paradoxical approach was enlightening.
lawideas
Nuclear weapons saved millions of lives in World War II. They enabled the end of the war without a land invasion of Japan.
cxmpxsxd
You could argue that The Manhattan Project took place during World War II and Japan was just a convenient way to show off a dope weapon.
heynongman4pres
No. It only existed bc of WWII
cxmpxsxd
Germany ≠ Japan
heynongman4pres
Germany surrendered before it was ready... ? What exactly is your point?
SchrodingersCats
Is the most common justification purported in the US
heynongman4pres
For god’s sake, the war saw millions of civilian deaths, often as a result of direct targeting by militaries on all sides.
snackmanistan
Everybody agrees it was horrible but i think most of the world agrees it was probably best in the long run. 100s of thousands of Japanese1/2
snackmanistan
, American, Russian, Chinese, and countless other's lives were preserved because of the abrupt end of the war./2
SchrodingersCats
No doubt, but the ugly influence of wars continue through choice of prevailing narratives long after the last bombs are dropped. It is /
Elsuave
Nope
cxmpxsxd
You're absolutely sure it's not Matthew McGrory?
Elsuave
Yep
Elsuave
It's is silly cousin McNchis
jatene
Legit question. Who are the twins?
DoodooDru
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tinyfootprints
I kinda feel like they have only one set of grandparents.
Z3r0fux0r
Like their family tree is a straight line
tinyfootprints
That tree doesn't branch.
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/ballen-dresie-and-casie-twins-western-transvaal-p20477
dtleanne10
I got serious vibes of the nude Outlast twins from these guys. We’re they based on them or another distinctive pair of twins?
DingoidDongoid
the outlast twins were in fact based off these two
dtleanne10
Ah cool! I didn’t know if they were based of real serial killers or something, or if it was a coincidence
Smozzerz
Just random people from South Africa. Fun fact: the twins from Outlast were inspired by these two.

1staRCHer
Dresie and Casie photographed by Roger Ballen.
PleasePMMeYourFeet
Today: https://publicdelivery.org/roger-ballen-twins/
nilseke
We are brothers and cousins...
Judhael
O thats nuthun, im my own granpa
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Dresie and Casie from Transvaal, South Africa. Photo taken by Roger Ballen taken in 1993.
Wikipedo
In 1993? Looks more like 1893
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
The power of black and white photography. Ballen was born in 1950, that's when I thought he took his photos when I first saw them.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Better source: https://publicdelivery.org/roger-ballen-twins/
IdiotSavantTinker
Thanks for the info, I'd always wondered what the story was with those two.
EvilleBob
Thanks so much for the sauce, really interesting story behind them
ItsFRONKENsteen
Hanks for that. Cool to see where the photo came from.
FloatsBoatsInMoats
I like this picture of them more
iDrinkDrano
That's a much sweeter picture
floofnmeeps
Those are some serious ears
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notSinceTheIncident
https://www.rogerballen.com/
nateglen350
Wyoming wind flaps
peepoleRfunny
Ears? 5G receivers.
itiswhatitis365
khora
https://www.tate.org.uk/art/images/work/P/P20/P20477_10.jpg
mattidude
Imagine those ears after a UFC career...
YuliqaMadiq
They enhance radio reception
CheeseMonstah
Can’t spell conspearacy without ear. At least not the way I spell.
lordmallard
Shhh, they might hear you!
repurposedschleem
It helps them hear the truth better
wagnus
Thank you.
SeregRauko
Still they won't listen..
asm80dfa8sdfj
They heard that
Emulen
Diablo 2 intesifies
notSinceTheIncident
It's from Roger Ballen. A collection about the fringes of apartheid South African society. Die Antwoord love himdid I fink u freaky with him
notSinceTheIncident
https://www.rogerballen.com/roger-ballen-and-die-antwoord/
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Interesting shit. Thanks.
Lochlannach
I understood one or two words of that.
notSinceTheIncident
I prefer the video for sure https://youtu.be/8Uee_mcxvrw
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Roger Ballen took this photo of two inbred farmers.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Part of a project about poverty during the apartheid. Those two had a shitty life. Iirc one couldn’t stop drooling.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Die Antwoord is a South African dance music duo. Weird and stylised but fun, at least from a distance.
nateglen350
Your smarter then I , if you did.
Sylmor
imophalblue
Than*
nateglen350
Exactly
OvertleyBadpickuplines
Isn't that Marfan syndrome
Saturne
Fragile X syndrome I think
HotCarle
Not specifically. Marfans is more identified as tall, very lanky, large hands, eye and heart issues. Earshape can be an indicator though
bloodtaker3
Think Lincoln
OvertleyBadpickuplines
I was thinking Matt Mcgrory, cause they kind of looked like him. Best friend has it, but didn't know till he had chest pain. I mean 1/2
OvertleyBadpickuplines
Very subtle, he's tall but not overtly lanky.