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LazyShpee
On behalf of all mobile users, thanks a lot for the numbering
mdrnchmstry11
+1 for Nagini the Corgi
venomraptor
Corgini
palelegionnaire1204
The Queen is able to perfectly sing any song by Queen as is actually Freddie Mercury's grandmother
jpegstohelenkeller
It's like people don't even know where they got their name from. It's so obvious.
randomasduck
Once a year the Queen dresses as a homeless person and sits in Hyde Park to experience life from a poor person's perspective.
EntertainMeImgur
I feel I may have laughed too much at these.
1metalnation
I laughed the exact right amount, just enough to rupture a kidney
EntertainMeImgur
You may want to have that looked at.
sleete
Get well soon, dead person.
ReLeVaNtUSERNAMESareReLeVaNT
TittyBiscuits is a great name
wandergeist
I love the idea of a specifically Submarine Queen
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I read your comment to the tune of a Billy Ocean song.
Kevp99
Some say, that the Queen is actually The Stig...
sugar3
I doubt that, I think she is actually JOHN CENA
asapG00se
haniblenotacannible
came back for this
WhenTheMusicsOver
I am 100% sure that that person in #3 does NOT know what 'queening' is...
yazm
I passed on and came back specifically to upvote this comment
SonOfLucifer
And on that bombshell... GOODNIGHT!
ButterfaceTaintClown
Now where is my steak...
mishak
I bet he likes his steak tender...
CptRedBeerd
I never knew how much i wanted an episode of top gear with the queen! ^.^
sugar3
I doubt that, I think she is actually JOHN CENA
sugar3
I doubt that, I think she is actually JOHN CENA
realGeorgelucas
Star in a reasonably priced horse drawn carriage.
MrPancakes
...all we know is SHE'S CALLED THE QUEEN.
sugar3
I doubt that, I think she is actually JOHN CENA
Cassiraa
Is the Queen the Stig? or is the Stig......The Queen?
AlexImguram
One says.. The ground floor of Holyrood Palace is a go kart track; and if she wanted a hot meal, her butler would punch a producer for her
hottentotterstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelratten
All we know that SHE'S THE LIZ!
Vitrum
you win the internet for today
TheGhostMinx
You found out my secret!
hottentotterstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelratten
That is golden
SteakNazisMustDie
sugar3
I doubt that, I think she is actually JOHN CENA
oogeewaa
i can hear the song
Scree44s
Bunum bunum bunum bunum batma'am
loudsynthetic
#QueefNacts
InsertCleverandOriginalUsernameHere
Is numbering albums becoming a thing? Because I fully support it
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Is duplicate commenting still a thing? It must be a glitch.
FlesHBoX
Freddie Mercury was actually born Farrokh Bulsara
EstherHarshom
Queening doesn't mean what @dawneywawney thinks it means, and that's an image I'm never going to be able to unsee.
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
Ironically queening is banned in british porn.
darearkin
I always wonder if famous people know about these kinds of things.
QueenCousland
I've seen interviewers and actors do "have you heard about this internet thing?" "yes/no" "here it is, let's talk about it."
aviearcher
I like to imagine Prince Harry follows her around Buckingham reciting them and asking if they are true.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I am imagining the whole family fucking with her. "Mom" "Gramdma" "Auntie" "Etc" "Is this true?"
dakni
It'd be 'mum' actually
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
mum, mum, mum, mummy, mummy, mummy, mama, mama, mama
Xenopug
WHAT?
htmlman1
"We are not amused. #QueenFacts"
khora
According to GCHQ home page the Queen is the "longest standing recipient of Signals Intelligence".
amprvector
The world map above the section "What we do" is fascinatingly weird.
khora
Centered at the north pole?
KobaltKnight
Well, I believe Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke in an Expendables movie, so some of them do.
discowitch
Yes! Does Richard Gere know about the hamster thing?
unholyfuckness
The hamster does.
DeusExSpockina
Helen Mirren once told a story that when she met the Queen she referred to Mirren and having "played Us in that film" (The Queen).
Vesane
Nosism.
Vesane
That's the royal plural. Royals always speak in plural when speaking in first person, it's nothing to do with that situation specifically.
DeusExSpockina
I am aware, thats why its capitalized. :)
Vesane
< Sorry, not all royals; just the highest one e.g. Queen/Pope. That's why it's "We are not amused" and not "I am not amused".
FaptainPicard
Usually, I'd think they'd hear somehow. In the Queen's case maybe not.
Ewokwithastickgif
She actually has a wonderful sense of humor, she may laugh.
crackingbampot
She's too old to hear anyway
MostTriumphant
What did you say?
MostTriumphant
What did you say?
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
I initially misread your username as "MoistTrumpet." Just thought you'd like to know.
Thecognacsipper
what?
Xaldyn
#4 No one expects the Spanish Inqueensition!
SergiousMaximus
Here is an actual fact; all the swans in the UK are the Queen's property.
DragonOnSteroids
Hence #6
spoonybards
Technically unmarked mute swans, specifically on the Thames. She does have a Royal Swan Keeper and a Swan Upping ceremony every year though.
schmassbinder123
No one owns swans. They're strong independent women that don't need no man.
NightRush
I believe it applies to all the unmarked/clearly owned ones.
Scubozoa
It's definitely illegal to kill a swan. I'm pretty sure that's treason
Silentbunny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mute_swan#Cultural_references
FantaBOOM
"The mute swans have for centuries been trained to ring bells via strings attached to them to beg for food." I need to see this.
IChangedit
I have heard this before and I don't know if its true but I sincerely hope it is.
MasterSyntactician
What if they're just touring through the UK?
Conradian
Not all. I'm pretty sure the swans of Maidstone, county town of Kent, aren't owned by the queen for some historical reason.
Gorgeousgreg
Only the mute swans.
Whitney189r
Some here in Canada belong to the Queen as well, because she was nice enough to gift them.
IChangedit
I have heard this before and I don't know if its true but I sincerely hope it is.
pumpkinknight
It is.
Pocketbear
Only the mute ones.
Sauroctonus
Might sound like a joke, but the common swan here is called a Mute Swan.
Pocketbear
Only the mute ones.
PurplePixieUK
As a Brit, it's true. Killing swans is illegal.
ConteVincero
Absolutely, there is a ceremony each year when the queen's men come out to count them!
pumpkinknight
It is.
saxon2060
No. No no no no, no. Sorry, no. Just fucking googling this will show it to be untrue.
Roylety
Apparently also all or the Dolphins and Whales in the UK too, you know, because there are so many of them
itsahollyday2
Now I know what I want to be when I grow up
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
I thought Wales belonged to Prince Charles.
Roylety
I believe his title is Charles Prince of Wales, less than he owns it he more represents them
notthefunniestguy
And the 3rd queen??? I NEED ANSWERS
SumoAnnie
Thank you! It's killing me that we only learned part of this important fact
indiehedgehog
This is probably a really dumb question, but does the Queen have a last name?
TheCurseOfTheFuzzyDuckling
Yes and no... She is not "Liz Smith", but she "House of Windsor" - So Windsor would be it following the rules of how we all get last names.
Asoxa
Yes, it's Windsor.
DickDastardly404
The British Monarchy changed their name from "Saxe-Coburg-Gotha" to "Windsor" in 1917 because of anti-german sentiment in the UK during WWI.
Timegoat
Can... Can Americans play too?
00Op
No.
InsertCleverandOriginalUsernameHere
Is numbering albums becoming a thing? Because I fully support it
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Is duplicate commenting still a thing? It must be a glitch.
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
mrpleasant97
Yup
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
Is it just me or did you find the entire book a strange mixture of funny and depressing?
mrpleasant97
I did yeah.
InsertCleverandOriginalUsernameHere
Is numbering albums becoming a thing? Because I fully support it
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Is duplicate commenting still a thing? It must be a glitch.
mrseffingrochester
Wouldn't be doing the Queen's makeup be refacing not defacing?
TheDukeofNowhere
Well I guess that dragon necklace won't be destroyed in England ^^
browserbutt
classy old queen Elizabeth
iSoulend
The necklace thing remind me of this comic about a lich or something that does NOT get killed by a hero because he's not virgin
Aquatic02
#9 BatMa'am.
TheWorstKindofPerson
Not the Queen England deserves. But the Queen it needs
EB109
+1 for Batman Beyond
fabe30
That one actually cracked me up.
MSpaintlol
M'bat.
THISISMENOW
i feel like "batmadam" would be more properer
JanitorsApprentice
+1 for mobile glitches
TheWorstKindofPerson
Not the Queen England deserves. But the Queen it needs
JanitorsApprentice
+1 for mobile glitches
EB109
+1 for Batman Beyond
dogenuggets
PunchItChewy
She actually looks pretty badass. I would run from here in a dark alley.
ThatStickyFeelingJustBeforeYouStartSweating
The a in Ma'am is pronounced like ham, not like arm. This makes it even better.
aspgrabber
InnocentValley
"For the majority of the day".. Boy and she does it in 10 minutes. Her days must go by real fast.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
That stuff is illegal to film in the UK ;)
Notmyprotein
I swear the queen has 3 corgis.
MortuusSum
She has nine.
ManofScience
She has way more than 3.
Spacebread
They stack them up in horse suits to pull her carriage for special occasions.
cupcakesandunicorns
Had. Once they started dying she said it was too hard for her to deal with.. so her corgi herd has dwindled down :(