It's time for yet another unhinged XL Tuesday CeleryDump for the good & bad people of Imgur

Dec 18, 2024 1:07 AM

CeleryMan7

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greetings online friends

a top notch meme format imo

that's metal af

damn ok

why do you think people like pizza so much? the delicious taste?

23 or 25 foot simply won't do

was on the phone with them for a half hour just to get service cancelled

practical

is that a turkey?

not really how i pictured it

as is tradition

wait what

much big

mmm hmm

ok

make me

this sucks bc i have a bunch of it (clown money)

that's my time.. have a great night, gang!!

funny

memes

dump

wtf

#9

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#40 I'm ok with this as long as we take Ohio with us. The world shouldn't have to suffer with Ohio anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Just do it on a weekend in the summertime, half of them will be up here anyhow...

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#1 I've been this way since at least 30.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Melikes the new house in #7

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#14 protect my balls! Let's fighting loooove

2 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Still one of my favorite episodes! Although when I remember how old it is… therefore I am.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

#25 LOOK AT THOSE FOLDS

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 TAKE THE FUCKING BAG OUT YOU MORONS, ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#7 Tremere Chantry.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Definitely what they would want to do, but they'd bow to Ventrue's insistence on the Masquerade and tone it down.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah. sounds about right. someone managed to pierce the obfuscation ritual.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm probably not going to cry if Bloodlines 2 is bad, but I'll definitely want to.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#25 thought this was Wall-E for a sec there.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#26 Le tits now

2 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 1

It's a French expression. "Bonjour, Mademoiselle. I'd like to see le tits now!

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

le tits go! le tits go! We don't need those ornaments anymore!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But im le tired

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Zen take a nap

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#29 we don't have any of those stores.. I don't get what's funny about it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Extreme waste of space, relatively big parking lot next to each one of them, no direct connection between them, no pedestrian or bike infrastructure. There is nothing funny about it its just sad.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ok, yes that is indeed sad and I can't imagine the food is really worth it haha

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4, where is that match even from? I'm assuming a pretty old match since the Undertaker has been retired for a while and was very part time for years before that.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

4 years old. Undertaker vs. AJ Styles Boneyard Match.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#18 Purple Rain has that covered.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#29 no, I cannot !!!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 That's a breach of the Masquerade

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you CeleryMan for another quality dump!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I miss when an XL dump meant 18GB worth of images and .gifs because when uploading on website you would like select 1,088 files and 992 would successfully upload

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#17 Gotta be Indiana

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#22 Do you want Turbo Cancer? Because that's how you get Turbo Cancer.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#40 that super lake is very roughly the shape of North America

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

missing America's Wang¹, and everything south of the US-Mexico border, but you did say "very roughly" so I'll upvote you anyway


¹ They prefer "the Sunshine State"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Technically everything south of the US Mexico border would be Central America, but yes. You correctly identified my meaning of “very roughly” ;)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Technically* Central America is part of North America. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_America [pushes glasses up nose]

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is only one proper response to that XD

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good good, that's what I was goin' for

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#49

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#5 those are college kid apartments

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or the break room at my office...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100% this is petty roommate behavior

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#29 Morgantown, West Virginia, in case anyone was hungry, or wondering.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Went to WVU for grad school, recognized it immediately.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My European mind thinks there's a lot of wasted space inbetween these businesses. No walking paths that connect them and no bike lane in sight. Not to mention its probably kilometres, (sorry, miles) away from everything and everyone.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah, a lot about this layout is sad and isolated.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Ninth Gate requires completing a quest before you are considered worthy. Along with a legendary tome.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 separate copies of a legendary tome...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love that film.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 My wife prides herself on having grown up with two brothers and now has a husband and two sons and therefore she will never need to take out the trash nor mow the lawn.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#38 Wasn’t there a big piece of shit in the second one?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell me more?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 nah. Purple gets what Purple deserves. Purple got a Teletubby and, well, you see what it did with that.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Yeah, but you have to admit. Purple is the best flavour of Velvet

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Purple also got Grimace, whatever the hell he is

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

purple also got a dinosaur and you see what it did with that.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Purple also got... Whatever the fuck Grimace is

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hey, purple also got an eggplant and ya'll like what it does with that

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alby the racist dragon?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#9 Just... no.

2 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

🤮

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was willing to be on boars up till the ranch

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But the ranch is where they keep the boars!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your comment notification made me come back here and I was genuinely so confused by my own comment for a few seconds

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Midwest scares me.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I sent that to a friend who lives in SD. He said he'd actually drink it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ex-friend?
Because anyone who would willingly put that in their body can not be trusted.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All this time I thought I lived in the Midwest but then I saw that image and apparently I don't.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Sounds doable apart from ranch. Slightly unrelated: Add ranch powder to your ranch for extra ranch power

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Even the concept of “ranch powder” sounds kinda sickening to a European

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok. It's really not that bad. It's quite versatile, you can sprinkle it on veggies, etc. Hidden Valley makes a decent one. Just think of it like how you can sprinkle onion or garlic powder onto things or mix into a recipe

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More ranch per ranch

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yo dawg...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I heard you like ranch so I added some ranch to your ranch so you can ranch while you ranch

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 built from an old design by some guy named Ivo Shandor.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Where these stairs go?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They go up.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"...but that's not important right now."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0