BruisedWayne
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Oct 8, 2021 1:47 PM
BruisedWayne
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Enoan
So... that will change upon our next meeting?
LowFlyingToaster
I'll have you know I'm a Paramedic and I've been using this joke almost my entire career. Still hilarious.
batmap
Both are ribbed for pleasure. You're welcome.
bikergeek6249
"That sonofabitch has my pen!"
AtsaMattaForMe
MagicOrpheus310
"Eww some asshole has been using my thermometer!!"
ihavethelowground
Toofwess
DatSunbro
both taste like ass
CrypticalEnvelopement
FartmanMD
Brush your teeth more often my man
DatSunbro
I really should. Tell your mom to give me back my toothbrush.
KreepyNinja
Where in the world do you stick a thermometer in your arse?
LowFlyingToaster
Core temp. That's the measurement we base our care on. Less important for minor cases so oral or axillary is good enough.
boobsalot
Babies !
KreepyNinja
What country?
LowFlyingToaster
All of them. Babies and any critically ill person. That's the standard in medicine worldwide.
boobsalot
Murica.
boobsalot
Course everyone uses the new infrared forehead thermometers now. What country are you from.
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
Really? Mine tastes the same, though.
DrSirSexyLegs
You must do a lot of talking out your ass
NachoPete
CrypticalEnvelopement
BruisedWayne
Fatkats93
Yeah cause everything you say is a load of shit
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
ImShocked
This is why I only borrow from others
makeSX
We had this one dude in our company that wasnt the smartest and at his home they obviously only had measured temperature from the mouth ->
makeSX
This being the army obviously armpit was the cleanest place to measure the temperatures of 30+ recruits... Until this guy comes in and ->
makeSX
Sticks the thermometer in his mouth thats been circulating in the armpits of hundreds maybe thousands of private (and most likely ass's)