What a guy

Aug 1, 2015 10:41 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5_ogU4Jzt4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-7zcUuS90

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdcGek-NoFQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y93MYaTx6M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsXWspo5hrc

You should check him out if you haven't already;
https://www.youtube.com/user/colinfurze

fp edit: Oh goodie!

awesome

PUT THE WOLVERINE CLAWS AND PYRO WRISTS TOGETHER!!!! FIRE CLAWS!!!!!! ...... or just put em on your dick.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

watch his jet engine videos . . . plumbing skills meet science

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been watching this guy for 3 years. My favorite youtuber

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saw the first one. Was hoping to see him waterbend, airbend, and then earthbend.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

nope it was the xmen: pyro, wolverine and magneto

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

he's going to get himself killed, or worse, expelled!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

6/10 no drone with a gun

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This dude knows how to live

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He recently made the crazy bed from wallace and gromit that shoots you off it in the morning! :D

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fart at the French.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

My favorite build of his.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How is that I knew, just by looking at him, that he wasn't American?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I recognize this dude! He also put a jet engine on a bike and rode it without a helmet! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if i had the money and ability to do this stuff i probably would still be browsing imgur

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

worlds happiest virgin

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

No way that dude's a virgin. That rocket cart had to pull so much tail.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The tail better not follow directly behind the cart, though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome engineer Colin

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We used to have fabricators in Afghanistan that used to build us anything we wanted. Some of these remind me of the things we had built...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That sounds awesome. What types of things did they build?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mostly combat modifications. We mounted a 50 cal on the back of a gator. Made a mortar backpack too. Both looked funny.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have that on record? And with record I mean pics.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he single and ready to mingle?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right?? He's handsome and smart and now I'm daydreaming of the life we would have

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't know if he's married or not, but his son does show up in a few videos

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

But first, lunch is on Millie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stroke me a zipper, I'll be back for Winter-Een-Mas!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One day this man will blow him self up. And it will be glorious. HAIL SCIENCE

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

he also got engulfed in flames when his turbine thingy backfired

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He already has, with an properly sealed gas pipe. There's a video of him getting the burned tissue removed

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh. Well then that was less funny. Or more funny, I don't know your life.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Less funny, I'm guessing. The video of his recovery will make you squirm

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks like they gave a shit ton of money to a British nerd and let him loose.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I dunno... I should be the only one shooting off on my bed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does he not have his own show but we keep putting the kardashians on the air. Let's do this people!

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

He did but only 1 series. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadget_Geeks

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He does have his own show. The problem is you view TV as the official outlet. TV is for the Kardashian loving type of person. Not everyone.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

people like useless, hairy, vapid, narcissistic cunts

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is how super villains are made

11 years ago | Likes 1351 Dislikes 7

It's like an albino Gru!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you sure? This is exactly the kind of shit Tony built when he stopped being kidnapped.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is the kind of shit he started building slightly before he stopped being kidnapped.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sorry Ron, I am in love with this man.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There's no revenge here, just fun!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to say how batman started but yeah supervillan works aswell

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Heros. All of these are to be used in the upcoming war with the spiders.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The U.S. army should recruit this guy and put him on Project TALOS.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I'm in love with him... He really likes science, and so do I. Sorry Ron.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*how gods among insects are made.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

British?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yep

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I seriously didn't know he was; just looked him up on Youtube. Bingo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has too much of a megamind to be a bad guy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No protection of any kind in the jet cart video. He will get the Darwin award one day.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How super villains win*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Enter - Gadget Man!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No man, this is the kind of guy they hire to be Q.

11 years ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 0

Or even better, Merlin.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So that he doesn't become a super villain

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"Don't touch that! That's my lunch.." -Q

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Unless his parents are dead, then he'll be a superhero.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That 4th gif. WITNESS HIM!!!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 477 Dislikes 2

About to go watch it today, haven't had the chance before and i'm quite excited! When exactly do they say that btw?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's fucking awesome. Turn it up LOUD. And they say it when they are knowingly sending themselves to death and want to go out with glory.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!

11 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

HE IS THE ONE WHO GRABBED THE SUN!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

WITNESS!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

WITNESS!

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

MEDIOCRE!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

All shiny and chrome

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

HE IS AWAITED IN VALHALLA!!!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Where does this witness him/me thing come from?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Mad max - Fury road. THe war boys says it when they are about to make a kamikaze move

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

OH WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I think #5 is a Far Cry 4 promo if I remember correctly.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Though that vehicle is in Far Cry 4, the concept seems more like a Just Cause thing.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

It was built based on the FarCry 4 trailer. He went overboard after that :P

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah it is a far cry 4 promo, but the fact that he made that is the best part

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I feel as though a helmet may have been advisable in the 4th one...

11 years ago | Likes 1213 Dislikes 9

Would advise helmet in second one. 4th one, parachute maybe.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, you know, all of these.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He never wears a helmet >.<

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, he has his safety tie :)

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

youre going to die

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way he would wear one for that if he didn't even use one to ride the wall of death

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He rode like a rocket bike at like 50 mph without one. The thing looked like it would fall apart.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Or a tube cage, yeah. Or both.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dude has zero regard for his own safety.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's okay, he's wearing his safety tie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He straps a jet engine assembly into a go cart... where if it malfunctions - it's going to explode and you worry about a helmet for his head

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wore a helmet once when climbing down a ladder into a wall of death. Then immediately took off the helmet to ride it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HAHA, he did the same thing with a bike... you think he gives a fuck?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wears a safety tie I seriously doubt he needs anything more.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, oh I don't know, in EVERY LAST ONE!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He did a similar thing but got a granny mobile go 75mph.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah he's got a seat belt on, everything will be fine.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's a tie

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eh close enough.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Ma'am, your son's head and brains are intact. As he felt the entirety of his skin be peeled off, he might be a bit testy for a few days."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He strapped a goddamn jet engine to a decade old bike and rode on it without a helmet. I think he just doesn't care

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A helmet is but a blindfold for his smarts, and who wants to blindfold their smart?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is wearing a shit-eating grin that can probably handle all kinds of shit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's k, he has his safety tie.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably advisable on the last as well

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if he'd wear helmet every time it is advisable he'd sleep in it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was my first thought too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All I thought was "Hmmm Richard Hammond."

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

I was thinking Richard Branson

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Ditto. That was some terrifying shit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At that speed, helmet ain't doin' shit.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

At that speed, the helmet is wearing him.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

30mph?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha, He's moving pretty slow. I'd be more concerned about those red and black propane tanks sitting right behind him.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which is why motorcyclists don't bother wearing helmets.... Right?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Colin Furze apparently has/had four world records. Longest scooter, fastest senior scooter, fastest baby carriage, and largest bonfire.

11 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 0

The bonfire was probably his mansion after he built the flamethrower prototype.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And fastest toilet, if I remember correctly?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wasn't he a mystery guest on Russell Howard's Good News?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BGTaGu2E0k

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Largest bonfire is doubtful.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He made the 70mph mobility scooter yeah. Also for his 1 million subscriber special he set off 300 fireworks at once

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Fastest baby carriage.

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

+1 for at least not putting it in all caps.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually called a pram. He used a fake baby though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, let's talk about that one for a bit...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

as an female engineering student https://media2.giphy.com/media/avO0kNejIp75m/200.gif

11 years ago | Likes 511 Dislikes 22

You now have a well-deserved 400 upvotes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

a

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Don't lie, you liar. There's no such thing!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a straight male engineering student https://media2.giphy.com/media/avO0kNejlp75m/200.gif

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

...didn't do well in English though

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Didn't* though.*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Seriously...and I'm in the social sciences. I imagine our sex toys would be off the hook

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. This level of shiny engineering makes me all

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Just finished Firefly. That shows pretty shiny too.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Read the comics they're also very shiny!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funny thing is he's not a trained engineer. He's a plumber by trade, who dropped out of high school. But damn, does he know his fabrication.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

it makes sense. i'm an electrical engineer and i know how things work and how to design stuff, but we aren't trained in how to do metal fab.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Although if you watch his videos he is crazy, He did make a jet engine though so he has got that going for him at least

11 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 2

And he can make you a jet powered kettle. The Jettle! IT'S WHISPA QUIET!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The jet video was the first that I had seen of his. Thanks for posting this, I forgot about him.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He made a jet engine just to clear snow.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Out of duct tape and a trash can! It worked!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

after watching the videos, we probably need to have separate bedrooms...

11 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

lol why do you say that?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I'm not his level of crazy. I don't think I could live with the world being so boring compared to that.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0