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Unkwnsoldier83
Am I the only one who prefers night shift?
GhostBear3067
What about the 24-hour ambulance shift?
Xalaqia
Day Shift Supervisor: CEO, VP, Finance, HR, all yelling at me. Night Shift? I am God.
sampowaz
Nightshifter FLT Driver here, can confirm.
thatsmyidentifier
As a former night shift zookeeper, swearing was the beat, bc no one was around. "Jeff! YOU BITCH-ASS PENGUIN! Did you just bite me!?"
WrathOfJigglypuff
You gave me a giggle. Thank you. This is so fucking true.
dumblastname
Night shift just had substantially less buttfucking, and ironically, fewer OSHA accidents.
terminexTM
At my work the day shift has all the bitching people, night shift has the more quiet chill folks.
terminexTM
Not to say everyone is bitchy, but there are people that are just angry at the world everyday
learntotakejoke
Lmao i work night shift
catsandcoke
Yup. That’s true. Worked night shift.
ajhays2457
I work nights at a prison for 2 years now love the hours. Most of the Inmates are sleeping which makes Prison a lot easier.
Spootanany
2nd shift has always been a much more relaxed atmosphere in any job ive had
ToxicMolluscinity
Usually that's because most of the management isn't around casting the Evil Eye at everybody
Spootanany
Yea I agree, just seems to be at odds with the post here
30minutehotdog
So night shift talks a big game but won't do jack and day shift will kill their husband?
WrathOfJigglypuff
No, day shift will talk up killing their husband all shift but won't do shit. Night shift will do the deed as a laugh while on break. 1/2
WrathOfJigglypuff
2/2 then they will leave the body somewhere so that day shift will have to do all the explaining. Day shift will then claim they did it all.
SarcasticComment
Idk. If this is a bar. Night shift will produce more than anyone, but the concentration, organization, and cleanliness will leave us wanting
SarcasticComment
Day shit will be asking what the fuck is this mess? Followed by a life of the quiet shame of killing their husband.
Robtheshaman
I find this incorrect. Day shit is also now night shift. There is no differencd anymore. Sincerely nj hospital worker.
asiandelight
Can someone be a hero and link me a blank template of this?
Ulthirm
Training people on nightshift right now, I've developed a certain way of it that feels like that. The issue is that I'm one of the youngest
Ulthirm
people in the warehouse and I tried to be semi friendly to trainees my first couple of times but most of them treated me like a child with
Ulthirm
no experience. Then they make SO MANY MISTAKES so I stopped being nice about it. (Well I'm not like targetting them but I am forcing them
Ulthirm
to actually listen. if a couple of trainees are sitting in the rear of the group thinking they can get away with chatting because I have to
Ulthirm
keep them all 6 feet apart I'll ensure they hear and can repeat my statement. I make the eager people repeat and then the chatty people
Ulthirm
repeat and then everyone else. It works even if I do seem like an asshole. At least most of my trainees dont make mistakes anymore.
emmettmarkonikoff365
Fu@(ing day shift.
OperationBusterJangle
Fucking*
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SmugandFurry
She's perfectly safe, as long as you don't marry her.
NotHarry2times4
I guess that other bodovan dude would be....(wait for it).....swing shift?
MagnorCriol
Hah!
IAmTheOneAndOnlySchezwanSauce
Bhagavan
amatte
Day shit will def throw you under the bus and lie to your face , night shift fuck do whatever Hell you want as long as the job gets done
RealWorldNPC
That's how they get the day shifts.
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Yep haha at my place our boss order pizzas for us all the time. Our CEO came over last month and got a pizza fir every person
ambiencenever
Day shift enjoys creating schizophrenic false narratives about night shift in my experience.
inconsolabledeplorable
It's the "...as long as the job gets done..." part that often proves to be the most difficult.
Shamorza
Bruh, enjoy "whatever the hell you want" while working at night but sooner or later you'll be caught for fapping.
ActionJohnnie
You can’t shame me
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WonderfunkJones
Night shift was like when life moved on without me. I hated it.
2graves
Yeah it's awful. Played a big it in ending a LTR
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
I love fits me perfectly
justripit
Night shift- has the most near misses, however they also have the least reported near misses. Night shift DGAF, they get er’ done
3xp4nsie
Damn if Joe would get out of prison and Carol went in... i would cry prolly
nppraxis
Why does anyone like Joe after watching the doc? He’s a terrible person and idolizes worse people like Antle.
3xp4nsie
Of joy
SmugandFurry
He killed tigers. On fucking purpose.
healed
3xp4nsie didn´t clarify which of two stated things he refered to. Might be both, the first one or the latter.
3xp4nsie
True. But imo thats not worth dying for in prison. Take his assets. Donate them to charity. Thats fair
SmugandFurry
He also plotted a murder, and paid someone to do it.
3xp4nsie
It was a setup. Without Jeff Low it wouldnt be a real thing. The mullet was the biggest crime imo
theoriginaljfizz
Day shift definitely killed her husband
MrCoolWhip
Ya have to if ya wanna switch from night shift
StevenFarmer
They're fuckin' killing us at my store, that's for sure. Bunch of illiterate cross-eyed inbreds. Whole fuckin' lot of them have eleven toes.
blumpk1npie
Fuck you Carole Baskin
Ogre6
Personally I dont buy it. I think he's somewhere in South America playing with the kitties
MrGerb1k
Yeah, a pilot who has a girlfriend in Costa Rica? I think he flew off into the sunset to start a new life.
LinkaAdoptsACouger
*Central America
MohammadBinLadenHussain
DigDug74
Rofl
ManByTechnicality
Worked night shift for years. Day shift absolutely will throw you to the tigers without a thought.
inconsolabledeplorable
Because day shift (that has all the visits and the presence of upper mgmnt) always has to clean up the nightshift messes.
ManByTechnicality
Found the day shift
notashill
She has crazy eyes
SmugandFurry
Night Shift definitely murdered tigers.
HerrBisch
And tried to murder day shift.
NightfallEverdark
They have all murdered tigers...
reineseele
The implication of that is trouble in the tiger owning system. But we allow it cause if the tigers don't own these crazy ppl who does?
nppraxis
I don't get the 'both sides' here. It's clear that Baskin runs a much safer/better place TODAY, doesn't breed, lobbies for more oversight.
nppraxis
Just because she USED to be as bad doesn't mean she's wrong. (Whether she killed her husband is separate.) Joe is the worse animal abuser.
SgtBarbarossa
Interesting points, nppraxis... or should I call you: CAROL BASKIN
BajaBadgerBoat
Still killed her husband
talkingtothepast
Is it murdering if it's an animal?
johneventually1
Theriocide
turelhimvampire
The FBI seems to think so. Gateway murder that eventually graduates to people.
SmugandFurry
I suppose not; but he sure as hell didn't kill them for meat.
justarandombloke
I think the correct term for killing animals is called being a cunt.
AlaskanX
Depends on why you’re killing them
SmugandFurry
I doubt they're referring to hunters, or at least not those who hunt for food.
HerrBisch
And yet she's still the least awful person in the entire show somehow.
zachtidmore
Eh, she is pretty awful. None of those people care about the animals. I think the keepers and employees are the only decent people on that s
HerrBisch
Not saying she's not awful, I just find it baffling how everyone is hating on her so much when everyone eles in the show is so awful too.
LinkaAdoptsACouger
False. Saf is perfect. Best person on the show.
n0o0o0o
You spelled "Erik" wrong
LinkaAdoptsACouger
He's second best by a small margin for sure
Skuggen
Yeah, at least he's the one I had the most sympathy for at the end.
Sumpte
"I watched an entertainment show on Netflix so now I definitely know all the facts of the case"
PimpinKen
I honestly feel like he faked his death and was going to take all their money, but she found out about and made it so he legally couldn't
GovernorRichardGecko
also "I saw a post on imgur so now I definitely know all the facts of the case"
Scythl
The show gave a skewed account of the situation and missed out a lot of important info. I enjoy the memes but I hope people aren't serious
n0o0o0o
I think the forging the power of attorney for disappearance not death is a red flag but we don't have all the facts but the memes are funny
Sumpte
Like with Making a Murderer, I think people genuinely believe they have a grasp on the facts and believe it.
Imalwaysready
I see you've never met "people" before, then...
pylorih
You underestimate Americans
Duttles
As an American, this is true
Corbinator
As an American, I believe if Joe Exotic ran for president now, he would win