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Florida Man pets dog with sunglasses.
May 3, 2016 8:56 PM
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evilwoodchuk
I don't want to throw wild allegations around, but Blake D. sounds like he could be Florida Man.
cakeladyinok
I came to Florida to do stupid stuff and get on the internet. -Florida man
GreaterDog
Tanklin
Kip3
Because Ohio just wasn't shitty enough.
KnightOfRuefulCountenance
Source is @obviousplant. He's responsible for the 'Bernie or Hillary' meme. he's on pretty much every social site under the same username
hangryasian
Mommy needs her candy
ShayShayRon
Give credit to Obvious Plant!!
Valgov291
Turned out I didn't like Florida. I hate the sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere
Stumpyz
It's better weather than Maine, and there's actual social events here.
Stumpyz
Oh, and jobs. There's actual damn jobs.
bobslydell
Farthest away from Seattle is in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Kerguelen Islands maybe. Then of course you could leave the planet.
thingsshesays
Speaking as an Ontarian, I friggen love Florida.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotMate
I came to Florida to hunt man - Dexter Morgan probably
babysaidmaybe
I came to Florida for the weather, I stayed for the Cannibalism.
TheLovers
Where is this from?
Aelinsaar
Florida.
ShayShayRon
Obvious Plant
TheLovers
Thanks!
JackOfAllTradesMasterOfBaters
To rape alligators.
AiRRock
Eh, its not so bad,I've lived here for 23 years and I'm still alive.
WinsWaldo
I just hope the whale is ok.
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
Classic Tanklin.
GoodnessGracias
As someone who lives in Florida, I can agree it's trash sometimes but it's home. I might as well be a trash panda!
AlieOli
I love Florida! Lived there for many years!!! I know its strange, but I loved it....
ShockandDawwww
You can be my trash panda
ForOurNation
Lived here 23 years, still can't tell if these quotes are fake or not.
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
to hunt man
Panzer89
Florida man, to be specific.
mynameissamantha
The most dangerous game.
Genbuthesaint
I never understood that. Perhaps a Navy Seal or something but not the average man. You want danger? Have a fist fight with a Cassowary.
Seattlite
Far cry 3 taught me to not mess with those Satan dinosaur bird hybrids I'm all good there buddeh.
icuponq
What would you do if you knew you were being hunted? Any planning you come up with is far more advanced than the rest of the animal kingdom.
icuponq
See also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Dangerous_Game
moon2A
I literally moved to Florida like a day ago from ND...its fucking hot
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
LOLOL wait 'till august! shit's on fire!
BetaRayQuill
Where did you move too? And I have really bad news if you think it's hit now....
moon2A
Spring Hill
zeonet
Huh, small world. Hudson here, moved last year from NC. I wish I could've moved to Clearwater, but noooo, it's cheaper in Pasco.
BetaRayQuill
Not to far from me. So we probably have similar weather. I will actually be up at Weeki Watchi (sp?) later this month.