Surprise! I have to wash the sheets more often.

Jul 23, 2024 1:54 PM

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You mean... alone? What for?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

…what? Why would…what are you…how often to do wash your sheets???

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

1-2 times per week.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pink eye...it's pink eye isn't it?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*brown

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, it's the biggest downside to sleeping naked but I honestly can't really get comfortable in most clothes I have anyway.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slick boxer briefs if needed. I hate getting twisted up in clothes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're older than 14 none of them should be a surprise.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is everyone really that scared of sleeping naked? No, you don't get pink eye, don't get more dust, don't get dust mites in your butt, don't get anything a repressed society tells you.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I only sleep naked. Can’t stand any clothes getting bunched up in cracks and crevices

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Take a shower before bed, sleep naked. Comfy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

things i was not expecting to read at 10am

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Doesn't get better at 10pm

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should wash the sheets and bedding more often anyway. And air that shit out to let ultraviolet light do its thing.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

What I really always put off is washing my mattress cover.... It's just so annoying taking it off

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You mean a fitted sheet or the cover actually around the foam part of the mattress? Because if it's the latter you need an extra layer of fitted sheets, minimum.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wash my fitted sheets often enough, but then my memory foam mattress has an extra protector that can be removed and washed

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 words. Dust mites.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

In yo butt

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yes. Dust mites. . . In my butt. That is exactly what I meant. How prolific of you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Not as prolific as the dust mites. In yo butt.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2