It's my first cakeday! So here's one of the first posts I favorited, as per tradition: Advice From the Creator of Calvin and Hobbes

Apr 1, 2018 8:10 PM

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yeah being a parent isnt going to solve any problems, already have enough people and kids on this rock

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

always downvote zen pencils

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good way to end up homeless

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No... there's just something in my eye, I swear.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo, don't fucking use this shit, he took the actual message of Bill Watterson and recut it to mean "QUIT YOUR JOB OR YOU'RE SHIT". Protip.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I dunno... this seems incredibly up its own ass.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This... is a lot like Calvin and Hobbes in style.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that was on purpose it's a tribute

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is so true, every place I have worked if you do not join in all of the excesses of the office and just do your work and go home then1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you are not a team player or "not part of the team" 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watterson has written about the "truckloads" of money Universal Syndicate could have made on licensing C&H, and had legal rights to.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good reminder to find something you're passionate about

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for Calvin and Hobbs. Still miss them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

- Bill Watterson, incredibly successful artist.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But the "incredibly successful" part came -after- the hard parts, not before.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*from the creator of Zen Pencils.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

The comic itself was drawn by the creator of Zen Pencils, but his comics are usually illustrating others' quotes. So the advice itself is →

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

→ from the creator of C&H.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The thing that really burns me about this comic is that the quote doesn't even remotely match the comic. Bill is talking about how it's (1)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

okay to be satisfied with your position in life, and that if you're happy then that's what matters, not "quit your job and become an artist"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This will always get my upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was wondering why it was drawn like Watterson's work but now I know

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Favorited!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not the advice of Bill Watterson.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what do you do when your crappy job is all you have, and you have no better opportunities, nor any dreams/ambitions?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Breathe, smile, be patient, keep looking. Its there, it will find you. And when it does, life will be a whole lot more fun!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you have no ambition, congrats you made it to the top.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Network? Every job I've ever got was because I knew someone that worked there. Otherwise, keep looking for better jobs or opportunities?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's the answer to the age-old question: what if Calvin's parents had done more hand stuff that one time?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I imagine they were trying for a child rather than an accident, but I might very well be wrong

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trying or not, if they could have just avoided Calvin, Suzie might have had such a nice neighbor/ classmate/ implied love interest....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't settle for something that will cause you sacrifice your family,beliefs, convictions. Plenty of ways to be able to have both.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is too true. Live your life how you want and achieve your goals.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

zen pencils is easily the cringiest comic creator i've seen in a while, hiding behind a positive message and a ripped-off art style.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 7

every comic this guy makes is some naive, overly-simplistic world view that comes off both as preachy and incredible smug

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 7

There's even a comic of his where the message is to "not let others tell you how to live," as he's telling you how to live.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

This guy has zero self-awareness when it comes to how fucking dumb his comics are, and I hate seeing them on imgur so damn often.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

YES. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This particular comic is telling people to literally throw away their source of meaningful income because they want to feel fulfilled >

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where is the fiscal responsibility??

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Zenpencils is a douche

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's awesome, I love Calvin and Hobbes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I was a corp drone and fighting for the ladder glory too then I became ill and had to learn a new way of living. I am glad it happened.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shoulda said Joop

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Or maybe "Junk"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I found the Suzuki Samurai guy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Beeep booop it's a jooop

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet this made people who can't have kids pretty sad.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

adoption

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This speaks to me. I spent 10 years working towards the job I have now. My boss's boss's boss asked where I wanted to be in 5 years 1/x.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was baffled as I said, "Probably right here. I'm happy doing the job I have." Especially when he sees his department turnover as 2/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upgrades and promotions. Oddly enough it is a hard job with a lot of pressure from above. But it is easy to track performance. 3/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And too many people crack. I'm probably going to be one of the few hold out for a career where I am. End/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This bugs me because it seems like his workplace was awesome. FFS his boss came after him. In what reality does that still happen?

8 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 2

Yeah, seriously. The workplace looks pretty friendly and relaxed with a boss who was apparently concerned enough to help him try to find 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

new work. This is the problem with Zen Pencils; they heavily push that being happy in a nice workplace is wrong just because.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For some people they can't be satisfied unless their work intrinsically motivates them. Lacking that can be truly excruciating.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, ya gotta know when you don't like your job and don't want to do it if it detracts from other parts of life you do enjoy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes, you've a good boss and bad coworkers. Sometimes, both are good but the stress of the work itself is awful. Hard to say in 1 page.

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

Prices law: If there are 100 employees, only 10 will account for 50% of the work. He was a worker. That make him valuable.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right? Designing ads for Auto makers is literally my dream job.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Happened in mine at least... Also salary increments without asking for it! :P

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, if you're good at what you do. And just because you have a job that seems awesome to others it doesn't mean you find it fulfilling.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can have amazing co-workers, but your job is unfulfilling, even insulting. I've been blessed/cursed by that twice.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most people are seriously poor workers. If a good worker quits you can be sure his boss will be coming after him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably just tired of the job, if you want to really create but are limited it drains you

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I quit my job yesterday in order to be true to myself. It was a hard decision but I’m glad I did it. This post hits me in the feels.

8 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

Wooo! Another member of the Team.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did that in October! I'm so much happier in my new job! Hit me up if you wanna talk! Good luck!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All the best on your new adventure!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I hope your dreams work out as well, if not better than planned. It takes courage to take that step. Good luck!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My last day at my job is this Tuesday. It went against everything in me because my whole life has come to rotate around working up to 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

75 or more hours a week sometimes and being treated like literal human garbage that I don’t deserve this and I don’t need to destroy myself.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

very close to making the same decision ... there 2 years, no advancement ops, micromanaged to the extreme, boss is rude & inconsiderate etc

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I made the same leap. The feeling of relief is incredible. It came down to that being unemployed for a short time is worth not working there

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you do that? I'm going to be leaving my job in a month or so and I have no idea what to do or say

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you know this far in advance for sure and your bosses aren't asshats, let them know professionally. Google resignation letters. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If your bosses are asshats and you feel like they'd fire you for giving a month of notice, then give as little notice as allowed. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I quit my warehouse job two months ago to pursue a dream with my wife... We started recording our album of original music last week.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Death metal? Black metal? Techno? Polka? Mongolian throat singing?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A little of all those things. Also railroad songs of the American South.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband is a musician [a little bit] in the same path. PLEASE give me a link when you are done!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, will do

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0